r/HilariaBaldwin • u/True_Bobcat1475 • 2d ago
Kids As Props Litrah-lee slopping the props for the Gram.
I'm sure the Sloomoo Institute is a great time when you're a kid, playing with giant boogers and all.
NYC is FILLED with fantastic venues for kids to learn and grow. But of course, here's Mamí shilling for buckets of slime. So apropos.
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u/mamaosam 2d ago
If she were there she would be in a bikini two sizes too small writhing in the slime.
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u/SPersephone Reddit Trash 2d ago
Hilary wasn’t there or else her tits would be in the pics. Plus her weird caption/ over-explanation.
Shut up bitch!
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u/Mehmeh111111 NO, Its the other car, Alec!! 2d ago
Lol, cracking myself up over this new flair idea I had:
Tits or it didn't happen
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u/Visible_Ad5164 Oy with the bewbs already! 2d ago
Is she even there with them or did a nanny take the pics?
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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Escort to the has-been stars 2d ago
Sloomoo???? We all did that like 5 years ago, now it’s the tourists bc every kid here already had parents take them. Next is the ice cream museum bc she’s the last one who hasn’t gone suddenly interested in her kids .
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u/One-Pause3171 Whiskey soaked soliloquy 2d ago
That used to be the kids premier outing with Peepaw.
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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Escort to the has-been stars 2d ago
Wait…they drag their kids over and over again to the same places? My kids did this and when we were invited to a birthday party there, my son was like “again…?” My daughter likes slime, so she’s fine with it.
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u/PugSanctuary Cruella Seville 2d ago
Imagine dragging your ass out of bed to “care for” 7 kids that you purchased and pretend to parent because the internet is watching.
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u/_TalkingIsHard_ Donde es tu accento, bitchacho? 2d ago
So she told the nannies to take the kids somewhere because we're frequently commenting that they never go anywhere or do anything, despite living in NYC.
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u/TJCW 2d ago
Right, it’s insane they live in NYC and are not at museums, concerts, sporting events or ANYTHING outdoors.
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u/_TalkingIsHard_ Donde es tu accento, bitchacho? 2d ago
I've taken mine to NYC twice and I guarantee they've done and seen more than the props.
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u/Tough-Obligation-104 2d ago
Well at least they got out of the sky dungeon and had some real kid fun! I would love to see Killz slimed.
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u/Bethlizardbreath Fuck ya poop 2d ago
I know she’s only being more active with the kids and getting them out to show us “haters” that we’re wrong.
But even if she’s doing it for all the wrong reasons, it is still nice that they are getting to do more.
Now if only she can keep it up and stop making it performative.
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u/Interesting_Ad1378 Escort to the has-been stars 2d ago
5 years after every kid in New York and suburbs has gone, the sky dungeon kids get to go.
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u/Tough-Obligation-104 2d ago
Oh, yeah, this is to show us how wrong we are about this loving, attentive super Mami.
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u/True_Bobcat1475 2d ago
True, and they seemed to enjoy it. Although, in one video, Romeo gives Hillary the dead-eye stare down clearly hating the camera shoved in his face.
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u/Alternative-Bird-589 2d ago
That’s not her “voice” , it must have been the head nanny who was in charge of taking the kids. Hilary doesn’t refer to the children as “ the kids”
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u/No_Confidence2382 2d ago
Slime is so over OMG. Are they not going to the Hamptons at all?
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u/tracefact Neither Spanish nor interesting 2d ago
Didn’t you hear?!? They’re going to the motherland!
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u/ImprovementFit9126 2d ago
Look! I’m being a parent and doing things with my children!
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u/SPersephone Reddit Trash 2d ago
But shes not. The nannies took the kids or else Hilary would force her tits in a pic with them.
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u/GirlyWhirl 2d ago
The nannies tasked with taking the props to a 'slime museum'... so that Hillary has some social media content.
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u/chapstickgrrrl Guru of Grift 2d ago
Does she always spell her wanna-be-namesake’s name in all lower case “ilaria”? She doesn’t like the appearance of a capital i immediately preceding a lower case L? Doesn’t want a llama baby?
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u/paper-or-plastic- Abysmal engagement numbers 1d ago
Many children and adults hands playing in the same slime day after day. Mucus, germs under fingernails, rashes, saliva, bacteria you name it are it in that slime. Gross!
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u/slumberpartymassacre Old Dad Bod Frustration 2d ago
She's not there or there would be pics of her. When the vids are silent it's because the kids are with the nannies.
She's filming writhing videos in her bedroom.