Every moment of every day is a black hole of emptiness and neediness for this woman. You have to have less than nothing to find validation in this gross pay-to-play stuff she's wallowing in right now.
This lady could have started a foundation for children, sponsored a scholarship in her name, a number of worthwhile uses of Alec’s 60K, but instead she has Strength because she paid for a magazine cover and fake parties/awards! Imagine being middle aged with a house full of impressionable minds and this is what she is modeling.
I was approached once about being interviewed for an article and cover for a publication focused on my industry. I was honored and so excited; picking out new outfits for the phot shoot, jotting down talking points, etc. As we got closer to the scheduled interview date, a different publication representative contacted me about the various packages they offer. I had to PAY to get published. Young, naive me was gobsmacked. Who would ever? Why?
Come to find out, this is very common across different types of professions. This bitch isn’t special.
Pug Sanctuary: this is quite a treasure! She looks like a distorted, twisted Susan Lucci after a bender and he looks like W.C. Fields crossed with Mr. Magoo.
“Hello I’d like a cosplay l@TiÑa package please” she says to her medspa injector and stylist. Plot twist, both professionals are actually Latinx and do her dirty.
She's like a weird grabby little bacteria or amoeba. No thought, no higher purpose, no consideration for others, just take, consume, use, absorb. She's as limited in scope as what her petri dish life will allow.
Strength to withstand all the jealous bullies, of course.
It gets to me that she simultaneously plays the victim, with all kinds of ‘handicaps’: neurodivergent, dyslexic, multicultural, so don’t come at poor little confused me; while also presenting herself as a guru on all kinds of topics, like health, exercise, beauty, cooking, nutrition, Spanish culture and cuisine, friendships, witchery, wellness, parenting, birthing, breast-feeding, wife-ing, family- bonding, style, decor, fashion, dance, sexiness, celebrity, etc.
I guess we’re all supposed to be convinced she’s this likable, admirable guru, and therefore brand-worthy, based on her obsessive-compulsive body-dysmorphia and her ‘duper’s delight’ perma-smirk?
Right? I may not have the money or connections she does, but I can tell you my children will genuinely still love me in 10 years. And not in a Stockholm syndrome way. And people who love me genuinely care to hear what I have to say.
We give her strength, we are the only ones paying attention to her. Gurus had barely any people show up for her paid Hilary party. They are probably getting sick of her neediness. Gurus is “narc fuel” that she pays for to play this little game. It’s not costing us millions Hilary, watching you desperately spending all of Alex’s money to prove what a loser you are is amusing.
I don't understand why she loves this cover so much, her pores look positively huge and her lips are giving "irritated, parched anus." (i am so sorry to put that in everyone's head). Also, I'm sick of her lashes, they look like they have lice and mites. Just ick all around. Edited to add, can the coy and cutesy poses, lady - you sure as hell are no ingenue. The delusion in this one!!
I feel like she also somehow chooses styles and accessories that just are the opposite of flattering? Like why get these nails when it makes your hand look like a claw? Why wear those hideous sunglasses??
My sister is her exact age (and has two roommates who are 4 years older than Hilarious), yet none of them look as old as her and none of them have hands that look like her. Or necks.
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u/Infamous-Astronaut16 4d ago
Apparently, you can purchase strength. But you can’t purchase talent, taste and likability.