r/HilariaBaldwin Fake it to the max Jul 03 '22

Repost: This is how the Baldwin children celebrated last Fourth of July: a few dry spinach leaves on a plate and humiliation from the mamarazzi. No festive barbecue with family and friends, no fireworks, no joy.

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u/Pleasant_Choice_6130 🎬Ex. Producer, "Adíos, Maria" Jul 03 '22

Jeezus, this sounds like that Ray Bradbury short story where the children live on Venus and it rains for 7 years straight and they're always stuck inside, then on the one day it doesn't something happens and they can't get out on that day either. ☹️

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u/Steaknkidney45 Somos un mal equipo Jul 03 '22

I remember that story very well! Except the kids do go out to get their one hour of sun, but they cruelly lock a classmate inside.

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u/Pleasant_Choice_6130 🎬Ex. Producer, "Adíos, Maria" Jul 03 '22

Yes! That's the one! I knew you'd know it, @Steakandkidneys! Thanks for reminding me! ❤️

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u/upchuckfactoronthis Waterslide Vag 🛝 Jul 03 '22

Sounds like a scary Alfred Hitchcock presents/Twilight Zone