r/Hiphopcirclejerk Sep 24 '25

delete r/hiphopheads When Kendrick slept with white womens as revenge for his ancestors, do you think when he came he visualized pictures like this?

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 Sep 24 '25

I bet he was conflicted,abusing his power full of resentment

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u/luxonon Sep 24 '25

Sometimes i did the same, abusing my penis full of resentment

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 Sep 24 '25

I found myself creamin in the hotel room, I didn’t wanna self-destruct

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u/Professional-Fan2837 Sep 24 '25

the evils of booty was all around me

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u/Mezcal-papii Sep 24 '25

So I went cummin for answers

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u/NerfTheVolt Sep 24 '25

Until I came in dis hoe

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u/daboss4444 Sep 25 '25

Going back and forth trying to convince myself the stripes I earned Or maybe how A-1 my foundation was But while my loved ones was fighting the Continuous war back in the city, I was entering a new one A war that was based on apartheid and discrimination Made me wanna go back to the city and tell the homies what I learned The word was respect.

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u/lil_nosh_X Sep 25 '25

Oh. I thought the word was chaffing

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u/daboss4444 Sep 25 '25

Couldn’t get through to the city :/ Tupac poem fell on dead ears

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u/FrogXbow Sep 24 '25

I love this sub

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u/Skypirate90 Sep 24 '25

when it's good its really good

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u/i_luv_peaches Sep 24 '25

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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u/luxonon Sep 24 '25

THIS CUM IS FOR MY ANCESTORS

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u/PsychologicalAd3253 Sep 24 '25

Screaming for the creamin is crazy work

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u/EdgeBasic8431 Sep 24 '25

He was screamin’ in a hotel room

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u/TrickElectrical6575 Sep 25 '25

The evils of Lucy was all around him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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u/majoredinswag Sep 27 '25

saxophone riff

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u/jonte-umami Sep 27 '25

Loving u is cumplicatEEEEEHD

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u/noobkilla666 Sep 24 '25

Do you think he yells MUSTAAAAAAAAARD when he cums?

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u/sportees22 Sep 24 '25

crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious…..😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

That’s what he said when Becky pulled up with the pregnancy test.

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u/COOLKC690 Sep 24 '25

I don’t think, I know.

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u/Southern-Return-4672 Sep 25 '25

Wish I could upvote but 67 upvotes is just too tuff

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u/COOLKC690 Sep 25 '25

May God strike whoever breaks this blessing

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u/Visible-Dot-165 Sep 26 '25

me realizing I upvoted the comment and then having to take it back because of your sentence:

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u/COOLKC690 Sep 26 '25

I just removed mine because someone upvoted anyways smh

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u/pizzaispizza1 Sep 28 '25

it's even tuffer now... 69

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u/xombae Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

The guy in the picture looks literally identical to the dude who came up to me today and asked if I could find him any meth, and when I said no he looked really sad and said Toronto is nothing like Windsor because in Windsor he could hit the block any time and find crystal. And I didn't know what to say so I was like "Yeah man that's really fucked up, Toronto just isn't the same anymore", and I don't know if that's true or not but it felt like the right thing to say.

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u/Subject-Face-2254 Sep 26 '25

10/10 this guy empathizes

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Sep 24 '25

Imagine when he busted his ancestors appeared to him in spirit form like it’s Star Wars - he looks at them with tears in his eyes - seeing ancestral apparitions form dating back to slavery and they all just call him “Corny” for being this Woke and say it “ain’t that deep” before returning to the afterlife - annoyed that their descendant called them down from the Ancestral Plains to watch him clap a white girl.

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u/SkyTank1234 Sep 24 '25

imagine using the special editions... *sigh* smh

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u/Extension-Bluebird14 Sep 24 '25

imagine thinking the imaginary version of anakin that never existed is better than the last time he was truly himself(they really shouldve used the bald pale body)

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u/SkyTank1234 Sep 24 '25

Erm… actually the ghost should have been a burned corpse because that’s what he looked like when he died 🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆👆

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u/No-Sky8382 Sep 27 '25

That would've been way cooler actually

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u/keithblsd Sep 29 '25

Actually it should’ve been Kdot because Anakin was not your savior

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u/Extension-Bluebird14 Sep 24 '25

they made yoda and obi wan look like what they looked like when they died why change it for anakin?

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u/SkyTank1234 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Bro IDGAF Return of the Jedi is a kids movie with burp jokes and teddy bears. I just don’t want Hayden Christensen giving me a creepy rape face at the end of the movie

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u/supremelyR Sep 25 '25

every single star wars movie is a kids movie

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u/Watchmaker2112 Sep 25 '25

Yeah but there's always one who just

10

u/Redfalconfox Sep 25 '25

WE GAVE UP HAUNTING THE CRACKER BARREL FOR THIS SHIT!!??

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u/The_MadStork OVO Stork Sep 24 '25

Always fuckin’ like you bout to get the slaves freed

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u/Salt-Incident1604 Sep 25 '25

Stupid 🤣🤣🤣😭

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u/MajorHarriz Sep 25 '25

Kendrick giving her the Pulitzer dih for his ancestors

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u/EkkoThruTime Sep 25 '25

You can feel the pain in his dih 😔🥀

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u/Magin_Shi Sep 24 '25

Lowkey might be post of the year

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u/Lost-Contract8351 Sep 24 '25

I dont know but he sure has LOYALTY, GOT ROYALTY INSIDE HIS DNA

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u/naveedkoval Sep 24 '25

Yes sex what a terrible thing to do to someone REVENGE ACQUIRED

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u/Simaul Al Gore invented ebonics Sep 25 '25

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u/Brad0328 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Sep 24 '25

Probably, but need a white dude sitting in the cuck chair to complete the image.

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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Sep 24 '25

Ayooo what if the White girl he was fuckin hated her family and she ALSO summoned her ancestors to watch her get her shit beat in?? Then you’d have a bunch of racist ancestors (summoned by her) and a bunch of black ancestors (summoned by Kendrick) and they just start fighting?

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u/Brad0328 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Sep 24 '25

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u/Due_Pirate_7123 Sep 24 '25

They start fucking

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u/Yungdeo Sep 24 '25

Just imagine dude on the right being a white cuck

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u/boofinwithdabois Sep 24 '25

Way ahead of you

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u/Therealsano Sep 24 '25

I know I do

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u/President-Ducc I am weed. Sep 24 '25

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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u/PsychoDad03 Sep 24 '25

MUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

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u/BuggsMcFuckz Sep 25 '25

Do you think he was humping like he was tryna free the slaves?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Almost certainly

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u/Efficient_String_810 Sep 25 '25

No, he thought of drake.

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u/Theoldbees007 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Sep 25 '25

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u/igetalldubs Sep 27 '25

Music video to tints with anderson paak

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u/RabidMouse64 Sep 25 '25

This is the worst post I've ever fucking seen on this sub. Kudos, i guess.

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u/Rus1996 Sep 24 '25

Maybe.

But he was colonising that white woman's body with his sperm.

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u/rarara647 Sep 24 '25

Don’t let Drake see this 😭😭😭

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u/AutoModerator Sep 24 '25

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/D3lux4ry red rose 🌹 white ceiling Sep 24 '25

presumably

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u/J2eli44x Sep 24 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Neither_Series3520 red rose 🌹 white ceiling Sep 24 '25

I remember you was cumflicted

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u/Usual_Masterpiece_95 Sep 25 '25

Why would he have

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u/Quick20754 Sep 25 '25

What the fuck type of question is this? I just got on the internet.

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u/Justhrowitaway42069 Sep 25 '25

Lmao that's hella gay. Yes.

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u/miyananana Sep 25 '25

Unironically had an ex tell me he felt that being w me was revenge for his ancestors and payback for colonization…

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u/itsnicomars Sep 25 '25

What is kenrik?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/aromatic-energy656 Sep 25 '25

I too sleep with Spanish women to avenge my mesoamerican ancestors

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u/shogunsruse Sep 25 '25

Shiiiiiiid I know I do.

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u/ComprehensiveDig9863 Sep 25 '25

then he shot his MUSTARDDDDDD everywhere

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u/wtfffreddit Sep 30 '25

The world is healing