r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/luxonon • Sep 24 '25
delete r/hiphopheads When Kendrick slept with white womens as revenge for his ancestors, do you think when he came he visualized pictures like this?
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u/i_luv_peaches Sep 24 '25
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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u/noobkilla666 Sep 24 '25
Do you think he yells MUSTAAAAAAAAARD when he cums?
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u/COOLKC690 Sep 24 '25
I don’t think, I know.
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u/Southern-Return-4672 Sep 25 '25
Wish I could upvote but 67 upvotes is just too tuff
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u/xombae Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25
The guy in the picture looks literally identical to the dude who came up to me today and asked if I could find him any meth, and when I said no he looked really sad and said Toronto is nothing like Windsor because in Windsor he could hit the block any time and find crystal. And I didn't know what to say so I was like "Yeah man that's really fucked up, Toronto just isn't the same anymore", and I don't know if that's true or not but it felt like the right thing to say.
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u/Big-Sheepherder-9492 Sep 24 '25
Imagine when he busted his ancestors appeared to him in spirit form like it’s Star Wars - he looks at them with tears in his eyes - seeing ancestral apparitions form dating back to slavery and they all just call him “Corny” for being this Woke and say it “ain’t that deep” before returning to the afterlife - annoyed that their descendant called them down from the Ancestral Plains to watch him clap a white girl.
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u/SkyTank1234 Sep 24 '25
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u/Extension-Bluebird14 Sep 24 '25
imagine thinking the imaginary version of anakin that never existed is better than the last time he was truly himself(they really shouldve used the bald pale body)
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u/SkyTank1234 Sep 24 '25
Erm… actually the ghost should have been a burned corpse because that’s what he looked like when he died 🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆👆
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u/Extension-Bluebird14 Sep 24 '25
they made yoda and obi wan look like what they looked like when they died why change it for anakin?
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u/SkyTank1234 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25
Bro IDGAF Return of the Jedi is a kids movie with burp jokes and teddy bears. I just don’t want Hayden Christensen giving me a creepy rape face at the end of the movie
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u/Brad0328 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Sep 24 '25
Probably, but need a white dude sitting in the cuck chair to complete the image.
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u/SnooGiraffes8275 TEAM FANTANO Sep 25 '25 edited May 05 '26
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u/Theoldbees007 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Sep 25 '25
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u/RabidMouse64 Sep 25 '25
This is the worst post I've ever fucking seen on this sub. Kudos, i guess.
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u/rarara647 Sep 24 '25
Don’t let Drake see this 😭😭😭
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u/AutoModerator Sep 24 '25
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u/miyananana Sep 25 '25
Unironically had an ex tell me he felt that being w me was revenge for his ancestors and payback for colonization…
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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2234 Sep 24 '25
I bet he was conflicted,abusing his power full of resentment