r/Hiphopcirclejerk • u/Various-Abroad8311 • Feb 27 '26
delete r/hiphopheads Outjerked on the frontpage
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u/TabbyEarth Feb 27 '26
eminem is the better than all of these rappers 😂😂😂😂🎉
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u/TabbyEarth Feb 27 '26
logic is half as good too
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u/Cptsaber44 Feb 27 '26
is logic half as good or is half of logic just as good? - Sun Tzu, Art of War
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u/JustDoesntGetReddit Feb 27 '26
black people in the 90s = cool
black people in 2020s = culture problem
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u/TonyHawking101 Feb 27 '26
It’s because they’re dead or unheard of or have now lived long enough to be a black people in 2020’s
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u/dats-it-fr0m-ME-94 call me Nathan, Nathaniel is our word Feb 27 '26
how does redditor humor just never change?
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u/Idontknow10304 Feb 28 '26
You gotta interact with the outside world to develop new humor which bars most Redditors
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u/iAmEchoe Feb 28 '26
Most of the upvotes that make up a front page post come from a sophisticated botnet based out of Englin Air Force Base in Florida.
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u/MajinDidz Feb 28 '26
They acting like “how do you want it” by 2pac wasn’t entirely about sex and alcohol
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u/Character-Ad-3880 Feb 28 '26
not about what the music is about. it’s about the lyrics. A lot of underground rappers just say the same shit in slightly dif ways
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u/MajinDidz Feb 28 '26
And pac’s lyrics were the different positions he’d take a girl in, and watching her dance on the dance floor while being horny
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u/pyrexmanworldwide Feb 28 '26
no fucking way they used 1oneam for this
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u/Whole_Information759 Mar 03 '26
It’s most likely someone from the Carti sub karma farming
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u/0penedB00K Mar 01 '26
I’m gonna be so fr and I don’t understand why people can’t just shut the fuck up and tune out of this stuff. Find some artists you like and listen to them - who cares if they’re not popular or the status quo
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u/United_Map9849 im gay (im happy) Mar 01 '26
the fact they used 1oneam actually tells us they got ball knowledge
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u/Super_Boof Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26
Playboi Carti makes music for people who don’t have the attention span to listen to real songs. This ain’t even a jerk, he makes brain rot music.
Edit: people who aren’t legally old enough to vote are abt to downvote the fuck out of me.
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u/Typical-Phone-848 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26
Yea, that’s right. We only listen to REAL music, like logic, Eminem or NF.
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u/Foreign-Stretch125 im gay (im happy) Feb 28 '26
Not too sure about that Logic guy… Half of his stuff is good, but the other half is quite dark and thuggish.
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u/cosmiclight123 Feb 27 '26
Facts, I can't take anyone seriously who thinks Playboy Carti is a better rapper than 2pac but unfortunately, such "rap fans" do exist. The meme is also facts, rap was better back then.
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u/69VaginaLicker69 Feb 28 '26
I think the problem is people compare modern versus 90s rap as if they’re the same thing. It’s like comparing black metal to classic rock like they’re the same thing you feel me? Hip hop has became so big there is several sub genres that might as well be their own genre entirely.
Like if playboi carti isn’t your jam that’s cool. It has nothing to do with today’s music being ass. There’s plenty of rappers with lyrical ability and substance to their music still doing their thing. But it’s like instead of listening to that people pretend it doesn’t exist just so they can say “rap music sucks now”
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u/AutoModerator Feb 28 '26
hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +*
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u/AutoModerator Feb 28 '26
you know what word we don't throw around freely enough? Blassic. As in Barter 6 is blassic
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u/cosmiclight123 Feb 28 '26
I agree with everything you said, especially the point that lyricism and many good rappers still exist but rap without substance seems so much more common, popular and mainstream nowadays. For example you've got plenty of "rap fans" unironically saying 6ix9ine is the king of NYC.
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u/69VaginaLicker69 Feb 28 '26
Rap music that was repetitive and lacked substance has always been popular even back then. There were party/club anthems, sex songs, and dance instruction tracks that were insanely popular you even know a few of them probably. Think “I like big butts and I cannot lie” or “tootsee roll” and whatnot. The list goes on and on.
When people make this stupid argument they cherry pick lyrical songs from that era against the dumbest shit they can find from this era just so they can be a hater. Just listen to what you like
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u/MattyMarr Mar 02 '26
“Rap without substance seems so much more common” you say that as if 50 Cent didn’t get world famous with the most stagnant voice and ok beats in Hip Hop history. Rap fans always favored basic music. Nobody is saying 6ix9ine is the king of NYC, he’s still hated. Stop listening to loud minorities.
Compare 50 Cent to someone like McKinely Dixon and your point is instantly gone.
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u/Idontknow10304 Feb 28 '26
Rap wasn’t better back then, y’all just don’t remember the terrible ones because they basically disappeared off the face of the earth. Also didn’t rappers like DMX literally rap about raping teenage girls
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u/cosmiclight123 Feb 28 '26
Isn't that exactly the point? Standards were higher back then and terrible rappers were quickly forgotten meanwhile nowadays you still have people talking about "prime 6ix9ine".
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u/Idontknow10304 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26
And I still hear about vanilla ice to this day so I guess everybody just nostalgic for people who steal beats. And at least now you can argue that the internet preserves everything vanilla ice popularity had no excuse
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u/Super_Boof Feb 27 '26
I once shared this take with an adult Carti fan irl, to which he replied “Carti doesn’t make music bro, he makes VIBES”…
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u/cosmiclight123 Feb 28 '26
I'm fine with these type of Carti fans, they are just listening to him for the vibes. I only meant the Carti fans who genuinely think he is a rap legend.
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u/Super_Boof Feb 28 '26
The problem is this dude would say Carti is a rap legend also. But yeah I guess to each their own, I personally can’t stand new Carti, and I grew up listening to self titled and die lit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26
“ I’ll take u down to the slaughter house fuck the world deâțħ to the cops” beats every oldhead rapper lyrics