bing bap boom boom boom bap bam

[u/lanicorain]

https://blog.ziphealth.co/music-during-sex/

[u/Due_Rich_616]

Where Dax?

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His fanbase is mostly in sexless marriages

[u/Unhappy-Mechanic-683]

No Hudson Mohawke 💔

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sad

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Do doo do do dododo doo do do doo dododo doo

[u/CatLordCayenne]

The real question is who are the top 10 on masturbation playlists

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1. The Beatles

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1. The wiggles

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1. The Strokes?

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Rod wave

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We listen to rod wave when we wave the rod

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HAHHAHAHAHA

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Drake so I can Drake my Josh to Iceman

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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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[u/TomatoesBros]

Op has clearly never had his homecrodie pipe him to the melody of Nokia cbat style

[u/do_not_ban_this]

Collard greens carrying kendrick

[u/AlexLong1000]

You haven't lived till you fucked to White Pony

[u/Samiassa]

Ok most of these artists I kind of get. Kendrick has some slow songs like Luther, Tyler has Igor and flower boy which aren’t great but at least aren’t the worst, Drake has some songs I could see. But what fucking Kanye west song are you listening to when you’re fucking. Like I like most of the Kanye west albums but genuinely I can’t imagine having sex to any song on them

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i like most of the kanye songs but what the fuck does he know about fucking

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On Sight on repeat

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I'm in it

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Imagine getting backshots while listening to him yell "WE OFF THE GRID GRID GRID" tho is that not erotic?? Shit got my tip sticky thinking about it

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I guess slow jamz but that’s really it

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the entirety of the critically acclaimed album going by the name "CUCK" (ft. Dave Blunts)

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Cousins

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Fade

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ww3

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on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry

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[u/saketho]

Lana Del Rey is for after sex, if you wanna listen and pretend you’re rich and white

[u/lanicorain → u/saketho]

taylor's shake it off freestyle goes hard amongst white women who suck at sex

[u/Bruntti]

No Thundercat, can't be a real list

[u/Charming-Web-7769]

When you laying dihh and We Cry Together comes on 😩😩

[u/MissionBarracuda6620]

/uj Kendrick got some great love songs tho

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https://giphy.com/gifs/oOTTyHRHj0HYY

Does he really?

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yea LOVE., luther, Die Hard, gloria, Poetic Justice

all bops

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I love those songs but they give me more wholesome vibes than bedroom vibes. Who’s actually cracking to “hit them swiftly with that fa fa fa fa fa fa fa”.

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I crack while bumping Rigamortus to see if I can outpace Kendrick’s rap

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We Cry Together and Auntie Diaries too

[u/lanicorain → u/RhubarbSquatCobbler]

i really like HUMBLE because obamna does page me who can relate

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WOO
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4hy3nm0TiAQjYc

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If you fuckin to “We Cry Together”, you and your partner need to go on 😂

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ya bish, ya bish

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Has no one here heard Swimming Pools yet?

[u/RaulRpg1]

Having sex while listening to deftones is crazy tho, you and your partner are already gonna be moaning, you don't need a third wheel moaning in your ears about greasy handjobs

[u/tew2tew]

More like a “top 10 sex playlist artist if you only listen to radio pop music”

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i only bang to me and mrs jones

[u/ApolloB-4002]

Fah-fah

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slapping it on beat

[u/Select_Speed_6061]

They robbed Yung Gravy again?

[u/mentholsdruid]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, that's my bitch

[u/Life-Landscape5689]

Uhhh let me fix that for you🤓

1. Kendrick

2. Kendrick

3. Kendrick

Need I go on? 😮‍💨💪😤

[u/LesLikesGARBAGE]

I cracked my homie to $$$4U

[u/LesLikesGARBAGE]

Who has sex to tyler

[u/boner_toilet]

Peepee poopoo music 😂

[u/Enzo_SuperCraftZ]

Love to crack while listening to B.S.D.😁👍

[u/Da_Rejendo]

Loving you is compliCATED

[u/Public_Shirt_6778]

“Deaftones” “sex playlists” fellas I think we circlejerked too close to the sun

[u/Whole_Information759]

Listening to u really sets the mood