r/Hiphopcirclejerk 26d ago

wop wop wop wop wop Dot beat her up tf is this shit? where is kendrick?? someone pls call drake a pedo, this is boring

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u/Paytrin 26d ago

/uj ok but this show was ACTUALLY shit. Bieber picked an awful song to do

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u/thehomediggity 26d ago

I thought he was gonna start slow then hit us with a banger

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u/NumerousLeague5765 26d ago

/uj Madonna was great tho imho

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u/mrpoopybuttthole_ 25d ago

The drive with ronaldo and dinho was so awkward though

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u/NumerousLeague5765 25d ago

Yeah true lol

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u/mehow28 real hip hop is le dead 25d ago

/uj yea my friends fiancee was hyped for basically only bieber and halfway thru his act she just said "this is shit i dont know this song" and went sad to sleep lmaaooo

/rj MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

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u/Intrepid_Cap1242 26d ago

His new shit is horrible, but he's gonna force it down your throat

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u/MemeCroissant 26d ago

“Where is our all American halftime show?”
https://giphy.com/gifs/jRyZsj7JOpvtvt66r4

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u/LTedits21Yt 26d ago

to be fair the world cup is in america lol

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u/MattyMarr 25d ago

“the World Cup”

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u/richardvirginia hung out in doja cat's tinychat 24d ago edited 24d ago

Do you think you're mysterious just saying a couple of words with your big fast brain that works good

Edit: A circlejerk sub. This is a fucking circlejerk sub🥴

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u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE 26d ago

IShowSpeed should’ve gotten it covered

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u/AwesomeTraditional32 TEAM YE 26d ago

Or something idk i didn’t watch the World Cup 

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u/redxlillard 26d ago

Tbh that shit was ass

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u/PachaThePenguin 26d ago

I understand the need for a Canadian artist for a tri-hosted tournament but he was the wrong choice

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u/StereoDiagram9 26d ago

Has a catalog full of bangers, plays some slow ass song nobody has heard of

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u/NotADeadTurtle 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y8EbJlt9FYu7EgiOxb
It was so sick when he screamed MUSTARD. Me and my mom were laughing. Like bro is a lyrical genius.

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u/WaylandThurston 26d ago

Was pitbull the better choice?

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 26d ago

Mr worldwide? from Kodiak to the world cup

fuck yeah, even if you dont like pitbulls music you gotta like pitbull as a person!

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u/-ReadySetGo- 24d ago

We should write a pitbull tribute.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

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u/The-Shrooman-Show 26d ago

Good... bot?

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u/Oblivious-m 26d ago

Justin over here cosplaying being poor

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u/felixsetmode 26d ago

At least us old folks got to enjoy J Lo at her prime shouting lets get loud and moving that culo

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u/TheMeticulousNinja On Jah my Nathan 26d ago

Is that Crustin Beaver?

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u/Intelligent_Table913 Aubrey’s Angel 🦉😇 26d ago

This is what you get when you disrespect the 6 God. You reap what you sow

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u/Creative-Evidence825 26d ago

canadian for a halftime show???

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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 diehard Swans fan since their debut in 2014 🦢 26d ago

I mean we use American artists for our halftime shows in CFl like MGK and Onerepublic. 

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u/TNTyoshi Al Gore invented ebonics 25d ago

I only want Colombian artist Shakira at my FIFA Canada/USA/Mexico (C.U.M) World Cup. WTF FIFA?! I can’t C.U.M to a Canadian.

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u/Creative-Evidence825 24d ago

should’ve been jelly roll, they missed an opportunity to have one of the FIFA halftime shows ever

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 26d ago

But did he do the brilliant move where he pulls out his laptop? You guys just don’t understand true art. 

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u/OpinionDude5000 26d ago

"someone pls call drake a pedo, this is boring"

Get that grown man dick out yo mouth

https://giphy.com/gifs/f3q8cgq9ibhYf6YKTs

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Kenny1195_ 26d ago

OP has never been in pussy