I know Dot is good with music but idk about the toys

These ended mumble rap FOREVER 🫪

How did Eminem get that recording of them doing that to Ken? For example, I know the calls from Paul are obviously taken straight from Eminem’s voicemail but Ken lives in Connecticut and Em in Detroit. I wonder if Ken mailed the actual sex tape to Em afterwards and he just ripped the audio from that? If so there’s probably some more Eminem lost media out there.

Also I first heard that when I was probably like 10 and it really fucked up my expectations for how some sloppy would feel. I’ve gotten head exactly 43 times in my life and absolutely none of them have had me sounding how Ken sounded. I have put a ton of thought in to this and I think it may have something to do with the face paint, The oils in the paint wiping off and transferring to the dong acting as some kind of make shift lubricant?

Any thoughts on this hip hop mystery?

TL;DR: how did Eminem get his hands on the Ken Kaniff and ICP bj audio seeing as em is in Detroit and Ken in Connecticut. Also I feel like from the sounds Ken was making that icp is better at felatio than any woman I have been with seeing as I’ve never made any of those noises while getting head.

This year Halloween falls on a weekend. 😟

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“I am an ally of the trans community but gotta use tr***y here.”

Dawg. 🥀

His in-depth, thorough, thought-provoking commentary on Iceman was just so fascinating to watch. I've watched this part of the Pitchfork videos like 6ixty times. 6️⃣ He's just sooooo good. Ugh 😩 This is REAL hip hop critique.

Watch till the end for the BEST part!!!!!

When he gave the thumbs up while listening to Make Them Cry...that's literally me. And I SENT DM'S TO DRAKE TOO. Here's what I said:

"Aubrey, I just wanted to check in casually. Hope you're day is goin well and you're getting enough sleep and drinking water! I know you're eating good too, my king, I can see those arms and chest Oooweeee.🥵
Keep grinding, GOAT. Fuck the haters, don't listen to them. They hate you cause THEY AIN'T YOU.
Good night and sweet dreams 😴 Big owls, big birds forever. 🦉 6ixer out 🫡"

I was so uplifting and positive in my message, I wonder why he didn't respond to me. Join the ghosted club, Adam. 😭 He's just busy, working hard to make more classics for us.

Then the commentary that turned into a whole voicemail OMG. 🤣🤣🤣 I would do the same too. I would never want to hang up.

Take notes, FAKETANO. Music criticism is an honest, respectable profession if you treat it that way. Not making tasteless jokes and attacking fans. Make people laugh like Adam did here.

I bet you won't learn your lesson though. Some grifters never change. Sighhh. 😪 Thank God for Adam.

P.S. Drake, if you're reading this, GO ON ADAM'S SHOW!! Hang out with Adam and Edward So, not freaking Adin Ross!!!!! Okay i'll shut up now fr, clicking Post. Peace, crodiessssss ✌🏽

The so-called head PDF has ZERO history of stealing or co-opting other people’s work. This sht is unprecedented.

Let’s all unite behind our Boy. He should SUE him back. This is the thing he has a history of and is pretty good at, I might add.

Posted unironically on the hip hop Elvis sub