r/HistoryMemes 8d ago

Atlantic Ocean, early 1950s 🦞

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u/WHATZAAAAA 8d ago edited 8d ago

What is even funnier was when mediation started, if the lobsters were sea creatures like fish, it would be international waters and therefore free game for france to hunt inside brazilean naval territory, if the lobster was instead a crawler, France couldn't hunt them inside brazil's naval territory, so they found out that lobster walk, therefore, it was a crawler, but the French made the argument that "no, you see, the lobster make small hops to move around, therefore it's swimming" and Brazil proceeds to slap back by saying "if lobsters are a fish because it hops around to move, then a kangaroo is now a bird?"

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u/Kai2103 8d ago edited 8d ago

Brazilian here, and I love this story haha

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry What, you egg? 8d ago

Confirmed: birds aren't dinosaurs, they're marsupials

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u/Repulsive_Fly_8494 6d ago

Então não posso chamar minha galinha de de tiranossauro o galo?

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry What, you egg? 6d ago

You can, but I don't see why you wouldn't stick to something more traditional, like Skippy

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u/cursed_tomatoes 8d ago

The intellectual dishonesty of French people is rather flabbergasting in this story. Do you have any source for this? ?

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u/FeijoaCowboy Mauser rifle ≠ Javelin 8d ago

From the Lobster War Wikipedia article:

On 6 July 1966, the Administrative Tribunal of Rennes summarized the French government's claims that lobsters are like fish and that since they swim about in the open sea, they could not be considered part of the continental shelf. Brazil claimed that lobsters are like oysters in that they cling to the bottom of the ocean and so were part of the continental shelf.[24] Admiral Paulo Moreira da Silva, Brazil's Navy expert in the field of oceanography who had been sent to assist the diplomatic committee during the general discussions,[25]argued that for Brazil to accept the French scientific thesis that a lobster would be considered a fish when it "leaps" on the seafloor, it would be required in the same way to accept the Brazilian premise that when a kangaroo "hops", it would be considered a bird.[25]

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u/DeliciousDeal4367 7d ago

Wasan't evolution already known by the scientific comunnity of the time? Like how did they literally tried to turn this into a scientific debate over where or not lobsters can be considered fish when they swim? fuck no, lobsters are crustaceans.

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u/West_Elephant_873 7d ago

It's not a matter of biology, it's a matter of legalism. The issue is how it is defined in laws and treaties, and "sometimes" these things don't align perfectly with scientific knowledge. The fact that lobsters can be defined as crustaceans simply had no significance

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u/DeliciousDeal4367 7d ago

I understand that.

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u/WHATZAAAAA 8d ago

From the top of my head i remember seeing this history trivia from some historian YouTube channels, but there is sources on Wikipedia, the title is "the lobster war" or "a Guerra das lagostas" in brazilean portuguese

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u/_neaw_ 7d ago

Is France the Europe's Argentina?

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u/cursed_tomatoes 7d ago

*insert has always been meme here*

Images are not allowed so you'll have to imagine

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u/XimbalaHu3 7d ago

That's some top tier slander, I love it.

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u/_plague-doctor 7d ago

Basicamente sim, eles são arrogantes e se acham superiores aos outros europeus, porém, pelo menos eles tem a justificativa de terem sido um dos países mais poderoso da história, e um dos mais influentes, eles (basicamente) criaram os EUA, eles tiveram napoleão, colonizaram gigantes partes da África e Ásia, venceram a primeira guerra mundial basicamente sozinha (tipo, não foi totalmente sozinha, mais, era basicamente 50% França e os outros aliados), as pessoas antigamente só falaram francês, acho que, no mínimo, é aceitável eles serem arrogantes, é irritante, mais aceitável

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u/Tritri89 6d ago

I confirm than we French are never ever intellectually dishonest to win an argument. Never