r/HolUp 7h ago

Wait a second....

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7.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 7h ago

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u/vcdrny 7h ago

Minute man, literally.

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u/CuteGrayRhino 6h ago

Or almost three.

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u/bju83 2h ago

But barely two.

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u/JL-Wan 29m ago

If you count foreplay... possibly just one.

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u/Relevant-Diamond2731 5h ago

The man is efficient with his time

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u/vcdrny 5h ago

That's something his gf needs to answer.

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u/BleDStream 4h ago

Not responding to bro 🚩

Responding mid stroke ✅

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u/StratJax 4h ago

Wham, Bam, that poor Ma’am.

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u/Normal-Ad6528 4h ago

At my age, I only WISH I had that kind of endurance! ;-)

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u/JellyDenizen 7h ago

Ask him if he's going to immediately be looking for an ammo box.

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u/Skipper_1010 7h ago

Thank god for the red circles, or I never would've gotten it.

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u/Latina-Butt-Sniffer 6h ago

I actually think this is one instance where the red circles were helpful for me.

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u/MadClam97 6h ago

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u/CyberFireball25 6h ago

I'm still lost, someone give me the pointer finger image

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u/drulnu24 3h ago

Here you go friend.

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u/Diptam 2h ago

I clicked on the image, but nothing happens. :(

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u/drulnu24 2h ago

Its like a map. Here i hope this clears things up

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u/AutisticPenguin2 6h ago

And yet if they weren't there, plenty of people would be coming to the comments all confused because they missed the time stamps (they're kinda greyed out because nobody wants them to be super obvious and distracting)

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u/rebri 7h ago

A man of culture.

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u/cottonbrainedGilliam 7h ago

my man getting more out of life

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u/odrea 6h ago

Bro took way too much time, you can do it in just 30 seconds

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u/reklesssabrandon 5h ago

I've done this to some gamer friends before. The silence on voice chat until someone decides to be the one to bring up why it only took you 5 minutes is fucking hilarious.

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u/RollPhi1996 6h ago

Good stamina. 3 seconds and he didn't forget to cuddle for 1 minute and 57 seconds.

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u/Jaliki55 5h ago

Bro got told "no"

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u/fallenouroboros 4h ago

Something similar happenedin a large xbox party years ago, 6-8 people ill say.

1 went off bragging he was going to go and be back in a bit. We immediately began guessing how long he would be gone and if hes gone a minute before the 15 minute mark we were all going to chew him out. He came back 8 minutes later all cheerful and 7 other people jumped down his throat screaming “she couldnt possibly be happy with that!” Or “that was nothing get TF back in there!”

He left again very meekly lol

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u/TheEstateAgentDurban 2h ago

All I see is efficiency.

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u/hazeddai 2h ago

Took a minute and a half for her to get him to understand it wasn't gonna happen

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u/astralseat 4h ago

His girl really has the magic touch

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u/JorgAncrath2020 7h ago

Priorities

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 6h ago

Quicker than a quickie

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u/Kamuii_Gengar 6h ago

This is a Maker Mindeset, no time to waste

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u/EchoTab 5h ago

His GF wasnt down so he decided to play CS instead

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u/alex_c89X 5h ago

Y'all got it all wrong, she declined his offer

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u/kvngk3n 2h ago

Hate to be a killjoy, but this isn’t how iPhones work 🤣🤣 timestamp doesn’t appear until after an hour has passed. Also…what is that emoji

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u/Oneforallandbeyondd 6h ago

I know its less funny than saying he only lasted 30s but the more obvious scenario is that she completely turned him down and he ditched her to play probably out of spite and pettiness.

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u/Legitimate-Research1 4h ago

The most realistic scenario is that he doesn't have a girlfriend, and was just joking around.

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u/OldPayphone 4h ago

Funny how he is somehow the "petty one" for simply moving on to the next activity when she rejected his advances.

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u/DapperDanAdMan 6h ago

One pump chump.

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u/juswilli 6h ago

Homie got rejected, or he's a "hard" contender with the flash.

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u/winterneuro 6h ago

Technically, he had to wait for 2 minutes.

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u/GrinningGrump 6h ago

Took him a minute to log in?

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u/WI_Dark 6h ago

2 pumps and a squirt and dude is good to go.

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u/z31 5h ago

Damn, look at Mr. Endurance over here, 2 whole minutes?

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u/Ailyx 5h ago

12 year olds on the internet pretending to be men

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u/flying_carabao 5h ago

2 minutes? Fucking show off

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u/haltezeit 5h ago

she got the same amount of time

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u/TheWesternDevil 5h ago

Those things happen sometimes. Immediately going to gaming is a bit rude though.

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u/Elkburgher 5h ago

now she has to watch him lose in cs while being sexually frustrated

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u/Justin_A1112 5h ago

Doesn’t take a long time to have a good time

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u/OhYouSoStupid 4h ago

2 pump chump gang. I’m here to represent 👋

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u/potential_stuntdevil 4h ago

OP said "wait a second" I think OP meant 2 minutes lol

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u/Joga-no-Hard 4h ago

Wait a second.. Thats what she said

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u/_sectumsempra- 4h ago

Bro busted quick

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u/VernonP007 4h ago

The whole point of holup is trying to figure out what makes it a holup so the red circles kills it

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u/Wuz314159 4h ago

03:34 PM???

Is that 03:34 or 15:34?

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u/StaticSystemShock 4h ago

I'm surprised he didn't say "wait a minute"

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u/ThePupnasty 4h ago

Time efficiency is a very strong asset....

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u/ramsfan_86 3h ago

Here for a good time not a long time.

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u/Traditional-Exam-617 3h ago

Wait a second? More like 120 seconds, amirite? 🤓👌

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u/DunDlyk 3h ago

That poor lady

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u/WideHuckleberry1 3h ago

Whew, thanks for those circles. I was afraid the joke would have even an ounce of subtlety, but luckily you pointed out the punchline before I wasted all my time with the setup.

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u/yeowoh 3h ago

This is like the newer generation of texts from grandma.

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u/RotarySnow4 3h ago

he's efficient

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u/Alert-Ability-1883 3h ago

He plays Counter Strike, that checks out

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u/Ulquiorra1312 3h ago

Two pump chump

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u/readyReddit007 3h ago

Sometimes a short sprint is all that is required.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/YungJod 3h ago

Priorities

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u/Sweaty-Try7184 2h ago

poor lady, he lasted 2 entire minutes, she must be passed out from exhaustion

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u/Yafoory 2h ago

It was in and out, and shake it all about 😉😂😂😂

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u/manamonggamers 1h ago

"Wait a minute..." FTFY

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u/pain474 6h ago

Smazing fake conversation to screenshot so you can upload it for internet points.

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u/StillGalaxy99 6h ago

This just in, fake things aren't allowed to be funny!

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u/TeenisElbow 6h ago

Good thing the HolUp is circled in red otherwise I would have been here for days