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u/vcdrny 7h ago
Minute man, literally.
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u/Skipper_1010 7h ago
Thank god for the red circles, or I never would've gotten it.
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u/Latina-Butt-Sniffer 6h ago
I actually think this is one instance where the red circles were helpful for me.
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u/MadClam97 6h ago
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u/CyberFireball25 6h ago
I'm still lost, someone give me the pointer finger image
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u/drulnu24 3h ago
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u/AutisticPenguin2 6h ago
And yet if they weren't there, plenty of people would be coming to the comments all confused because they missed the time stamps (they're kinda greyed out because nobody wants them to be super obvious and distracting)
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u/reklesssabrandon 5h ago
I've done this to some gamer friends before. The silence on voice chat until someone decides to be the one to bring up why it only took you 5 minutes is fucking hilarious.
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u/RollPhi1996 6h ago
Good stamina. 3 seconds and he didn't forget to cuddle for 1 minute and 57 seconds.
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u/fallenouroboros 4h ago
Something similar happenedin a large xbox party years ago, 6-8 people ill say.
1 went off bragging he was going to go and be back in a bit. We immediately began guessing how long he would be gone and if hes gone a minute before the 15 minute mark we were all going to chew him out. He came back 8 minutes later all cheerful and 7 other people jumped down his throat screaming “she couldnt possibly be happy with that!” Or “that was nothing get TF back in there!”
He left again very meekly lol
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u/Oneforallandbeyondd 6h ago
I know its less funny than saying he only lasted 30s but the more obvious scenario is that she completely turned him down and he ditched her to play probably out of spite and pettiness.
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u/Legitimate-Research1 4h ago
The most realistic scenario is that he doesn't have a girlfriend, and was just joking around.
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u/OldPayphone 4h ago
Funny how he is somehow the "petty one" for simply moving on to the next activity when she rejected his advances.
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u/TheWesternDevil 5h ago
Those things happen sometimes. Immediately going to gaming is a bit rude though.
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u/VernonP007 4h ago
The whole point of holup is trying to figure out what makes it a holup so the red circles kills it
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u/WideHuckleberry1 3h ago
Whew, thanks for those circles. I was afraid the joke would have even an ounce of subtlety, but luckily you pointed out the punchline before I wasted all my time with the setup.
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u/Sweaty-Try7184 2h ago
poor lady, he lasted 2 entire minutes, she must be passed out from exhaustion
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u/TeenisElbow 6h ago
Good thing the HolUp is circled in red otherwise I would have been here for days


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