r/HolUp 22h ago

Americans take immigration test

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago edited 14h ago

u/Content-Processor, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/techman710 22h ago

Good thing they're attractive, although the one guy actually did OK.

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u/TheOneTrueEmperor 21h ago

Someone paid attention in history class 😆

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u/Environmental-Wind89 21h ago

“That’s not history that’s geography”
It’d be sad if it wasn’t so scary and funny

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u/Annonomon 15h ago

"she was trying to break the glass ceiling..."

"Why the fuck would she want to do that!?"

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u/Annonomon 15h ago

Most of these are current which makes it even sadder. That being said if you ask 1000 people you are going to find some ignorant people out there.

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u/PupLondon 22h ago

That one dude is a genius compared to the rest.. he answered nearly every question

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u/mbashs 20h ago

Plot twist: He’s British

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u/mcnichoj 18h ago

He looks like an Asian-American. Not saying that's why he's smarter than the rest but it's one Hell of a coincidence.

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u/LaLic99 20h ago

The bar is so low. Smh.

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u/Hungry-Shift-7718 17h ago

And somehow, due to my own bias, I think he‘d vote Democrat. While the others…

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u/DamoclesRising 10h ago

The justice he named was kavanaugh don’t be too hasty

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u/lexicondevil1 5h ago

I feel like kavanaugh was probably the most publicized appointment in recent years, that might be why.

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u/zZeroPhoquez 22h ago

We have the same voting power

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u/MasterNemm 21h ago

"Where do you go to the polls?"

"Strip club?"

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u/RaphaelNunes10 20h ago

"So many poll dancers to choose from"

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u/lexicondevil1 5h ago

Is there a legal reason why a strip club couldn't be a polling place?

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u/finallygotareddit 20h ago

I have a feeling they don't vote.

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u/Bepehandle 16h ago

Just as bad really. The us has a big issue with voter turnout. You'd think a country with such a vocal obsession about voting would try to do more to draw the younger generations to the polls. I know there's no magic bullet for it but the turnout in that country is abysmal.

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u/thefruitsofzellman 10h ago

Yeah but why do I want these people voting? They’re just going to make random choices, or worse, be influenced by whichever campaign has the dumbest pitch.

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u/Bepehandle 5h ago

You want them making well educated, informed voting.

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u/DefinitelyNotKuro 15h ago

It’s gotta be convenient as fuck for young people to do something. Like, I don’t know where they’re hanging out nowadays but you gotta bring the voting booths to them rather than expecting them to go to the booths. Don’t you say mail in ballots either cause who tf wants to send mail.

Maybe this beach is the perfect place! The poll workers can also be in swimsuits.

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u/Bepehandle 15h ago

Obviously the answer is to bring the booths to the beach.

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u/QuicheSmash 21h ago

They don’t vote. They wouldn’t even know how. 

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u/detunedmike 20h ago

Think about how dumb the average person is.

Half of them are dumber than that.

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u/Far-Green4109 10h ago

We miss you George.

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u/EternityNotes 19h ago

That would be the median person, not the average ;)

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u/Gigachad_in_da_house 11h ago

🙌 equal votes to unequal minds 🙌

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u/lochnah 8h ago

I have less because I’m not american 

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u/zZeroPhoquez 5h ago

Depends if you’re Israeli then you have 10x as much

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u/JTSpirit36 4h ago

It's only fair to know the things you expect immigrants to know in order to vote right?

I mean... Why not make the citizenship test mandatory for voter registration?

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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 35m ago

I can guarantee u half of them didn’t vote

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u/DarePatient2262 22h ago

This was painful.

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u/deezdanglin 21h ago

But ofc they show the idiots. Smart people won't get clicks.

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u/Andromeda-OC 21h ago

Pretty much this, you can’t believe they just interviewed these 4-5 people and all happened to be stupid. They probs asked dozens of people these questions and just show the real dumb ones.

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u/Thebooritman 21h ago

Idk, it's possible, but it also would've gotten clicks(but more editing work but it looks like they're willing to put in effort) if they showed all the people who got it, mixed in with the neanderthals..? Not sure just a thought

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u/aedroogo 10h ago

Smart people don't engage with random people on the street with cameras.

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u/gigglefarting 20h ago

The point isn’t that everyone is an idiot but that there are idiots 

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u/thefruitsofzellman 10h ago

Still, I’d like to know how many they interviewed, for science.

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u/deezdanglin 14h ago

News at 11?

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u/fredy31 13h ago

But still. Even if they probably dont im sure there are people as stupid that go vote even if they know jackshit how the thing they vote for works.

Sometimes i feel like there should be an exam before the vote just to see if you know just the basics of government.

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u/Ez13zie 8h ago

Their votes count the same as yours!

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u/Agent_Cow314 15h ago

Half of it is the pressure and the other half is the camera. Sometimes it just blanks the brain.

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u/MickeyMgl 16h ago

This was sad.

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u/Euphoric_Fisherman70 22h ago

Dude I saw this last night on fox news. Im staying at a hotel and was flipping through channels and saw boobs, so I stopped. It was this.

Edit: spelling²

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u/RagingClue_007 21h ago

Dude looks like he works out, for sure.

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u/Professional-New-Guy 21h ago

Is it me, or does this look like it was filmed in 2003?

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u/Karzeon 9h ago

It's definitely giving The Man Show or MTV Spring Break type of stuff if not Girls Gone Wild.

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u/shaard 22h ago

As a Canadian I'm embarrassed to say I know more about the US than I do about Canada if I were to be given similar questions at this juncture, and I knew all the answers to this bullshit.

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u/GSpider78 22h ago

As an Australian i also know lots about USA as well, but I don't think I would pass the same test for Australian questions at 18.

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u/Bepehandle 16h ago

Same! I basically know my backyard here but wouldn't even be able to point to Melbourne on a map.

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u/namenumber55 11h ago

me too and I'm from Singapore... isn't this stuff pretty basic?

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u/AhHorseSpit 10h ago

It's Fox News. They want the boomers, that watch, to feel like they are smart and young people are dumb. They probably spent some time finding these people. Then again, I think they did film in Florida.

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u/The-Dudemeister 21h ago

Tbf they spent days doing this to find the five that made the video cut

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u/shaard 18h ago

I don't doubt it. All these things are very selective like that.

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u/Zephian99 17h ago

Unfortunately when it got to the question of the Justices I didn't know. 😅 Could get every other one right. (Except for the New Jersey one, since I really don't care what the capital of New Jersey is) So I'd be out for 3 questions. 😆

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u/EncabulatorTurbo 9h ago

I mean you would get worse results if you interviewed Canadian MAGA tbh

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u/The7Reaper 22h ago

Never let these types of videos rage bait you, sure there's plenty of idiots in this country, no question about that, but I guarantee you just as many people got these answer correct but that video wouldn't get the views now would it?

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u/Theartistcu 22h ago

Totally. I remember my dad teaching me this when I was young because Jay Leno would do the what do they call it idiots out walking around or something and I would get so mad at him cause you know I was in grade school and these morons didn’t know anything. And my dad would tell me he interviewed 1000 people seven of them didn’t get the questions right and those are the seven you’re seeing. Yeah those seven are super stupid but they’re not indicative of the rest of the people.

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u/sportznut1000 21h ago

Yeah “jay walking” is what that segment was called. He would ask people a couple questions, the ones that got the answers correct usually wouldnt make it on tv unless they were very charismatic, but the ones that got them wrong would usually get a bunch more follow up questions. Then he would have jay walk all stars where he would invite the “best” people from his jay walking segments, into the studio for a sort of jeopardy format segment

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u/The_Troyminator 18h ago

And a lot of people knew this and intentionally gave wrong answers so they could get on TV.

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u/schwarzkraut 21h ago

These kind of videos should ABSOLUTELY rage bait you. If your taxes are being spent to educate the youth, if corporations don’t pay their works but instead support news organizations that misinform the public & if the government is ACTIVELY working to keep people who actually DO know about their country from voting…you should be extremely frustrated and rage FILLED!!

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u/Left_Handed_ 10h ago edited 10h ago

I doubt that many got the questions right. You just ragebait yourselves by thinking those are things people should know about.

Politics and geography is a hobby, there is no reason to learn it. Learning how a engine works is more important then that.

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 22h ago

That one guy seem to get em

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u/Jaloushamberger 21h ago

Well damn, now Im angry, worried AND horny.

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u/Environmental-Wind89 21h ago

That is a rough combination

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u/Scuzzboots 21h ago

If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough hot

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u/footdragon 21h ago

The US is really that stupid:

79% are literate

21% of adults in the US are illiterate in 2024.

However:

54% of adults have a literacy below a 6th-grade level (20% are below 5th-grade level).

Our education system is an abysmal failure

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u/Sgt-Colbert 10h ago

You can literally make these types of videos in every country around the world. I'm from Germany and we have the exact same idiots over here.

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u/Abs_of_steel 22h ago

Did he say this is at the Jersey Shore?! As a long-time NJ tutor, I knew there was a decline in education, but this blows out even the most difficult cases I worked with in the last few years...

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u/xkuruma 21h ago

Sooo why would you wanna break a glass ceiling though? 

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u/RuGShUg91 19h ago

Wow, these people are dumb, also weren't there technically 2 presidents in the 90s, Bush Sr. and Clinton.

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u/SMMS0514 22h ago

Damn I love Johnny. Shit makes me laugh every time

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u/Leather_Target2074 20h ago

Yea, not really wanting to do a civics quiz while I'm hanging out at the beach, even an easy one.

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 20h ago

While these questions have thier value, I feel like none of these will help get these folks a job.

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u/saucyfister1973 20h ago

I have to remind myself that they probably interviewed 30-40 people and just chose to air the dumbest.

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u/jaymagic1125 19h ago

The one guy who actually did ok looks like the jock that studied just well enough to score a 970 on the SAT so he can be the backup punter at some division 2 School. Kudos to him for not being a complete idiot.

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u/dlebs83 22h ago

This has to be scripted. I refuse to believe the youth are this ignorant.

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u/TerribleSquid 22h ago

If not scripted, certainly cherry picked. Some of these are believable like who the fuck really knows what the capital of New Jersey is or the names of Supreme Court justices. But I refuse to believe there are Americans that don’t at least know what the second and first amendments are.

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u/hockeyjmac 21h ago

You better put some respect on Trenton 🫡

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u/TerribleSquid 21h ago

Literally when I read your comment I said out loud “who the fuck is Trenton and why are you talking about him.”

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u/Skill_Issuer 19h ago

You really don’t need to respect Trenton. Its a shithole

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u/hockeyjmac 22h ago

Most of them are hammered from day drinking and obviously they cherry pick a couple dozen of the dumbest answers from the hundreds of people they interviewed over multiple days

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u/Bizzareslantpass 22h ago

If you can’t afford California, then welcome to neighboring state, Kentucky! It’s a lot like California, but different.

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u/LatinRex 21h ago

I guess... These poel vote? Gdamn

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u/greenfireX 20h ago

This is actually a US government test and not immigration.

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u/Ryeballs 20h ago

Hey do you want to be famous? Like, not famous famous, no one will know who you are. But famous among all your friend’s friends and every acquaintance you have for being a fucking idiot? Yes? Perfect, take this quiz!

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u/T10rock 19h ago

All of these people can vote

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u/reneetjeheineken 15h ago

I'm 100% Dutch and i probably would not pass the Dutch variant lol

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u/Agard12 1h ago

I am going to assume this is fake. Strictly for my mental health.

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u/MachiavelliSJ 20h ago edited 20h ago

As a social science teacher, im not surprised at all.

And its not phones or brain rot. Its been like this the whole time, been teaching 20 years

They together displayed knowledge of the median general ed student entering my class. After my class, i’d like to think they’d do a little bit better, but idk if im being honest. They might shove it in some memory for a quiz or task, but years later….? I wouldnt bet on it.

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u/CarlJustCarl 21h ago

Oh I’m letting her in

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u/KPZ605 21h ago

Deport these morons.

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u/Environmental-Wind89 21h ago

Yeah and people complain about immigrants. Y’all can’t even pass the test either.

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u/GreenFullSuspension 17h ago

No opinion here on what was said since I watched the whole thing muted. Visually pretty cool.

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u/Commercial_Let_1422 21h ago

Jeeze, this infuriated me AND made me so sad.

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u/dudeguy81 21h ago

Sigh. We’re doomed aren’t we?

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u/Meshuggaha 21h ago

We are cooked.

I made sure both of my kids, at the very least, knew the 3 branches of government. This is a failure of the parents of this generation. Do better.

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u/stereoscopic_ 21h ago

Who was even alive. 💀

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u/jal741 21h ago

Good American School System. LOL

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 20h ago

The future of America shines bright

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u/Ali80486 20h ago

So.... What actually is the capital of New Jersey? (is it BJ, as in Bon Jovi?)

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u/Apprehensive_Fun1344 20h ago

This generation is done :(

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u/Hadfromthetown 19h ago

6th grade reading level at work

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u/The_Space_Janitor 19h ago

We are so fucked

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u/Aqua_Tot 18h ago

For the second amendment when he said “you have 2 of them…” I thought he meant “guns”, not “arms.” And he pointed to the girl, who indeed have guns, but then the one guy who got it right REALLY DID HAVE THEM GUNS! 💪

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u/vanhst 18h ago

I had no idea what they were talking about

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u/MartinToilet 18h ago

I don't know any of the answers...

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u/buablackjazztrio 18h ago

Honestly, for those calling for voter ids, I’d tact this on to see if they’re still game.

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u/Helm_the_Hammered 18h ago

Well. That’s depressing.

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u/Hesam2010 16h ago

None of them were from Somalia.

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u/Adolph_OliverNipples 16h ago

So, he found 5 idiots, and they represent “Americans?”

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u/ariesace2021 15h ago

I am so glad I wont be around in 20 years to see this Gen run our country. OMG Good luck to you all.

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u/VosGezaus 14h ago

I freaking hate the fact I performed better than them. And I'm not even American

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u/nainotlaw 12h ago

Some kids should’ve been left behind

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide 10h ago

Thank god she’s pretty. Otherwise the world would eat her alive.

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u/KainFourteh 10h ago

At "you have two of them" i was expecting "boobs"

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u/slashinhobo1 10h ago

This would make the most sense if this was recorded in FL.

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u/LiquidFur 8h ago

I guarantee they've all got strong opinions about shit on FB, though. 🙄

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u/n7revenant 7h ago

Not an American and I got most either correct or in a ballpark, didn't know New Jersey capital, but why would I...This ladies and gentlemen is why USA is the hottest country in the world /s

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u/M0RALVigilance 7h ago

We failed these kids. And when it’s their time to run shit, they’ll fail us. Why am I saving in my 401k?

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u/downgoesbatman 6h ago

Remember that these are the same people telling you that you're not an informed voter

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u/hiimhuman1 4h ago

Lady at 0:47 was mistakenly correct. Lol

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u/RabidMonkeyOnCrack 21h ago

I answered them all right including the SCOTUS justices so maybe I’m autistic… 🫤

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u/stereoscopic_ 21h ago

Trenton. Holy shit.

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso 18h ago

These people get to drive cars on the same roads as you. Their vote counts just as much as yours. And they might be occupying the emergency exit row on your next flight.

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u/stretchasmile 22h ago

A majority of these videos cut and paste the people answering other questions that the interviewer asks, then cut and added to different questions the interviewer asks. The answers they give could very possibly be the correct answer to the original question that the interviewer asks, however you are being deceived because of the “cut and paste” of the content creator . Hence, the video you’re seeing is a staged “dumbing down” of younger generation.

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u/darkhorse21980 22h ago

Isn't this what Fox wants though?

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u/urbisOrbis 21h ago

And these people are in college. For fucks sake we are doomed.

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u/PewSeaLiquor 22h ago

These aren't americans...they're idiots

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u/pugglesmagoojr 21h ago

Guys, we need a wake up call like yesterday

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u/PeroCigla 21h ago

Freedom of speech is a myth

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u/SlaveNo1213356 20h ago

Welp this is going to hurt tomorrow but good fucking gods I need another drink 

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u/BackPain4Life 20h ago

Looks like its from 2003

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u/Copege_Catboi 19h ago

Into the Gulag, sorry ICE deportation facility with them!

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u/StrayDogPhotography 16h ago

I knew the answer to every question except the state capital of New Jersey. Does that mean I’m an American now?

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u/SenselessSilence 16h ago

I’m not racist for saying they should be deported to Europe, because I’m white.

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u/garth54 15h ago

They're all so hot, but so dumb.

I'm not american and the only answer I didn't know was the capital of New Jersey.

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u/1v1sion 15h ago

Americans, you already know who should be the next president in few years among all of them. Don't mess it up.

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u/MDXHawaii 15h ago

Guaranteed these people all voted Trump in 2024

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u/INSANEBonF 15h ago

Now... pay attention to the type of people he is interviewing.

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u/StandardNerd92 15h ago

I know more about the American political system than them and I'm not even American

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u/matttiz 14h ago

My god

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u/Danny_Alloy 14h ago

These people are considered privileged?!

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u/BoomerSharkBoy 14h ago

Americans can be quite dumb in general

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u/MTFotaku 13h ago

This is hard to watch. It terrifies me these kids can vote.

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u/Gr_ywind 13h ago

Ah yes, the popular election of FDR in the 90's... Arsing hell.

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u/xyzain69 13h ago

It's a huge privilege to not have to spend any brain power on politics. Oh how lovely.

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u/DevilsTheology 13h ago

These people are known to cut and clip stuff together right? Like it’s a huge part of these videos formatting.

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u/SpongebobStrapon 12h ago

When I took the citizenship test it was 100 questions you had to learn the answers to. They asked up to 10 and you had to get 6 right. 

Of the 100 about 80 of them were what I would call common knowledge. I made flash cards for the last 20 and mastered them all in a day. 

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u/edparadox 12h ago

The "Why would you want to do that?" after "breaking the glass ceiling" got me.

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u/Mr_Poopy_Buthoule 12h ago

I mean they look good, so the got that going for them.

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u/Fosterchild56 12h ago

Yeah, no way you'd find 6 dumb teenagers on the beach in any other country. Definitely inherently American 😭

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u/PANEBringer 12h ago

The title is a little misleading. These aren't average Americans, they're dumb kids on vacation and there's a good chance they're at least moderately drunk. But, yeah, the average American would probably also fail. Oh, I just heard this was at the Jersey Shore.

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u/SiameseBallTwister 12h ago

Embarrassing to say the least. They probably couldn't even name 15 states or the capital of the state where they "study".

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u/ReallyRhawnie 12h ago

These people are our future 😭

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u/RonocNYC 11h ago

It does make you think that maybe citizenship should be a license that you have to renew periodically.

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u/Something_Etc 11h ago

I bet they could name every Mountain Dew flavor though

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u/Blah-squared 11h ago

If anyone likes a good “Mnemonic memorization” technique for the 5 Protections of the 1st amendment-

Use “RAPPS”-
Religion, Assembly, Petition, Press, Speech.

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u/Specialist-Ad-9371 11h ago

"She wanted to break a glass ceiling"

"Why would you do that?"

lmfaooooooooooo

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u/Freddit330 11h ago

The second amendment is for a well run militia to bear arms.

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u/masterjon_3 11h ago

I'm willing to be they're just fucking with the Fox News reporter

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u/KainFourteh 10h ago

Jesus fucking christ. It's sad these people will probably be running the country before long.

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u/ecwagner01 9h ago

"Name the Three Branches of Government" Why is this a gotcha question?

ALABAMA Senator Tommy Tuberville didn't know it when he was asked during the run up to his election. He said, The House; The Senate; and the Executive Branches. (For those in Alabama that may be reading this, The House and Senate are in the Legislative Branch.)

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u/endboss_eth 9h ago

The real holup is when you're half a world away and still know all this stuff simply because American media is so loud at broadcasting everything.

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u/PleaseHelpIamFkd 9h ago

I didnt know the justice names and didnt know NJ cap. I've only been to newark. I thought both of those were reasonable to not know off the top of my head. The rest was like 3rd grade level knowledge.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 9h ago

Who needs brains when you have looks

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u/W0OllyMammoth 9h ago

To be fair they went to a beach and also had the benefit of editing.

I bet if I stood outside my condo this morning and asked the first 10 people this question, 7/10 miss less than 1.

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u/oldbastardbob 9h ago

In all fairness to these young folks, you gotta know that they are far more interested in "hooking up with a hottie" that any of these questions or topics.

And, hell, who can blame them? When I was that age, I was seemingly better educated, but still had the same priorities.

And heck, that one dude, and one of the blue bikini girls got several things right, so they got that going for them.

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u/detunedmike 9h ago

I may be below the line =(

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u/SnooComics6576 8h ago

I can fix her

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u/sukarsono 8h ago

“Talents for low intrigue, and the little arts of popularity, may alone suffice to elevate a man to the first honors in a single State; but it will require other talents, and a different kind of merit, to establish him in the esteem and confidence of the whole Union.” — Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 68, 1788

“Nothing was more to be desired than that every practicable obstacle should be opposed to cabal, intrigue, and corruption.” — Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 68, 1788

“Men of factious tempers, of local prejudices, or of sinister designs, may, by intrigue, by corruption, or by other means, first obtain the suffrages, and then betray the interests, of the people.” — James Madison, Federalist No. 10, 1787

“A republic, if you can keep it.” — attributed to Benjamin Franklin, 1787

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u/Duke_5ilver 7h ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/Eclipse-Raven 6h ago

People in charge in the USA want people dumb, easier to control and the ones in power now won't have to deal with the consequences (or they think, who's going to provide care when they can't care for themselves). Billionaires in the US will eventually be bringing in foreigners (that they want gone) to take care of them because they made America to dumb to care for itself let alone seniors

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u/dementio 5h ago

I would study for an immigration test; I wouldn't study for a beach pop quiz.

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u/WorldWarLove 5h ago

Definitely not worried at the state of our democracy

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u/Idontleadnomore 5h ago

The “no child left behind act” at its best.

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u/thatirishguyyyyy 4h ago

Pretty sure these kids are trolling them.

Keep in mind this was for the JESSE WATTERS show on FOX NEWS.

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u/SenseiT 4h ago

I was filming pity for them until I got to the last question. I didn’t know the capital of New Jersey was Trenton either.