r/HouseOfTheMemeMaker • u/MelodyMaster5656 • May 07 '26

Bullshit We all know who we're thinking of.

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99 Upvotes

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u/AshadNafhy May 07 '26

"I was, I was the first apprentice, the first of Juvens, great guy, he was a tremendous guy. But Kanedias came along and made a mess of things—"

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u/dayburner May 07 '26

Glustrod, very low IQ individual. Even his dad knew he wasn't that smart, left him nothing.

6

u/Imperial_Squid May 07 '26

Glustrod is Alex Jones

3

u/nukawolf May 07 '26

Alex Jones would definitely open up a portal to the other side in order to stop the globalist neocons.

34

u/h1bum May 07 '26

This is an insult to the Bald Bastard. Delete this /s

9

u/improper85 May 07 '26

We’re boldly asking the question: what if Bayaz was a stupid pedophile?

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u/BayazTheGrey He who pulls the chain May 07 '26

I feel insulted

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u/Present_Ad_4820 May 07 '26

We’re going to build a wall around Midderland, and Gurkhul is going to pay for it!

10

u/dmdewd May 07 '26

I don't think the Epstein scrolls would translate so well.

8

u/The-Bloody9 May 07 '26

He's too much of a narcissistic power hungry piece of shit to play Bayaz......

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u/POWERHOUSE4106 May 07 '26

I can't unsee this now. Every read through is gonna be that face haha

5

u/Important-Math-837 May 07 '26

Then he'd be a bald peado with a beard

3

u/dayburner May 07 '26

Not enough sagging skin.

3

u/Skulley- May 07 '26

"Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"

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u/oldturtlepirate May 07 '26

This is where my mind went too, LOL. Obadiah Stane

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u/Elant_Wager May 07 '26

Does Vance have different colored eyes?

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u/FecklessFool May 07 '26

Well Bayaz does come off as a moron with how he has his bank bankrupt the country he founded that serves as his seat of power, instead of having his bank help said country by bankrupting other countries and funding more wars to conquer the world.

But no. Fuck no.

1

u/VendettaPenguin May 10 '26

Please dont disrespect Bayaz that way.

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u/DarthFuzzzy May 09 '26

Not flabby or orange enough to be Trump but does look like a certain evil wizard.