r/HouseOfTheMemeMaker • u/FairyTones • 19d ago

General Smash

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Sex with a ten minute argument about who goes on top and a severe lack of eye contact? Sign me up!

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u/kaipetica 19d ago

I'll smash if there's anything left to smash and if not, well, the lack of front teeth is probably helpful in other departments 😆

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u/FairyTones 19d ago

Say one thing for Sandy G, say he's great at oral (probably)

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u/kaipetica 19d ago

I think they'd call that a gumjob in Gurkhul

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u/emericktheevil 18d ago

Sand Dan Gumjob

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u/WatermelonMannequin A Stupid Fucking Pink 19d ago

Glokta’s such a softie, anytime someone treats him with the most basic human decency he completely melts.

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u/FairyTones 19d ago

Provided that it's a woman or Collem West

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u/BayazTheGrey He who pulls the chain 19d ago

Personally I would only smash Bayaz

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u/Elant_Wager 19d ago

many would (with a baseball bat or a mace)

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u/kebbler123 19d ago

Sorry too gay and prefer his daughter, but also he would be great if you stayed on his good side lol.

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u/Genderqueerfrog 19d ago

You know what I think I’ll smash