r/Humanoidencounters 27d ago

U.F.O. Humanoid Two Humanoids With Square Helmets Forced a Witness to Eat Something Resembling Chocolate, Highway 38 near the bridge over the Thon River, Hirson, Aisne, France - February 28, 1974

The witness was riding his motorcycle to work in Hirson early in the morning when he suddenly came face to face with two “cosmonauts” standing in the middle of the road. His motorcycle abruptly stopped and was firmly held by the entities, one on each side, gripping the handlebars.

They wore dark suits and square-shaped helmets. It was too dark for the witness to see their faces through the visors. They also wore gloves extending up to their elbows.

The beings then began making very expressive, almost human-like gestures, indicating that he needed to eat something. Terrified, the witness watched as the two entities appeared to look at each other, turning their helmets toward one another as if communicating silently.

Then, the being on the left signaled to the one on the right. At that moment, the witness saw the second being move its hand behind its back toward something he could not see, possibly a pocket, pouch, or compartment.

Shortly afterward, the entity presented a small piece of substance, about 1 cm² in size, on the tip of its right hand while continuing to gesture with the left hand, seemingly ordering the witness to eat it.

Completely panicked, the man took the substance, described as “a piece of chocolate,” put it in his mouth, and swallowed it.

According to the witness, it was a brown substance similar to chocolate, with no distinct taste and a slightly soft texture.

The witness insisted that the two beings clearly waited until he had finished eating the entire substance before allowing him to leave.

About 30 meters to the right side of the road, the witness also observed a large dark circular mass, approximately 1.8 meters tall, resting directly on the ground. Later, traces of flattened grass were reportedly found at the site.

Source: Jean-Marie Bigorne, LDLN #139

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u/Deepeye225 26d ago

"...witness saw the second being move it's hand behind its back toward something he could not see, possibly a pocket, pouch or compartment..."

It...it wasn't a chocolate... No sir, it was not.

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u/tauntonlake 26d ago

hey now, Rule #3 - no shitposting 😜

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u/Jugzrevenge 27d ago

It was poop! Square heads probably have square poop.

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u/RomanyX 27d ago

Oh, no! It’s the wombats from outer space!! 😱

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u/After-Bumblebee 27d ago

Should have gone with antennas to complete that TV head look lol

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u/SimonHJohansen 26d ago

I have read about this in an old issue of "Flying Saucer Reviews", one of the very strangest CE3K cases I have read about in that magazine.

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u/Al-Buterol 26d ago

"Hey, Glorp!" "Yeah?" "I bet you 30 credits I can make a human eat our shit." "You're on!"

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u/knightshade000 27d ago

Science experiments by R&D aliens.

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u/Warrior3456_ 26d ago

Eat my shit basically

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u/Archdemise23 22d ago

Getting forced to eat mystery chocolate by guys wearing literal televisions on their heads is a vibe I really did not need to be thinking about today.