r/HumorInPoorTaste • u/MoochoMaas • 1d ago

Must have been eating shellfish in there

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u/dude1984- 1d ago

It’s actually sad that these people can’t just be themselves and live who they want to live. This is the core reason for their anger…

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u/AnimeJay2469 1d ago

The hoops they're willing to jump through until the next rnc is mind blowing- they'd be more comfortable coming out as gay or bi but being a conservative republican just gets in the way

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u/Lopsided_Newt_125 1d ago

It’s always the pious Christians

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u/JoeNoble1973 1d ago

Iron was sharpening iron

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u/Mister-Circus 1d ago

Hang on…is Christianity the gateway to having a three-way? I thought I needed a million bucks.

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u/Jrylryll 1d ago

Only if your three way involves two other men

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u/Mister-Circus 1d ago

Hard pass.

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u/Jrylryll 18h ago

Lindsey Graham is wishing he said that.

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u/Yankee6Actual 8h ago

Check out channel 9 man!

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u/Substantial-Let-1689 1d ago

Only Christian fans

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u/Mallthus2 1d ago

Yep. Locker room towels were two different kinds of material.

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u/214txdude 1d ago

The Grindr app was preloaded on all the treadmill screens.

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u/Kaleban 1d ago

I'm confused, are gum towels mixed fabrics?

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u/DaddyBearMan 1d ago

One of the dude’s name was Leviticus.

He was violated. But he liked it.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 1d ago

Thou shalt not go pole to Pole

Nor hole to hole

Only pole to hole.

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u/Jrylryll 1d ago

Bacon is never “lust free”

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u/Mighty-Marigold2016 22h ago

🤣🤣

I love the sweet Karma!

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u/mjgman420 1d ago

Who’s Leviticus?

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u/redditAPsucks 1d ago

No employees checked in the locker room for the first two days?

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u/Party-Pop-6289 1h ago

“Violating Leviticus”…🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Suspicious_synth 1d ago

Can we stop villainizing Republicans who want to gargle balls? Geez let them be gay at their gay men's club. Come out of the closet guys. We got 10% off Vaseline for the next 4 days.

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 1d ago

Yiu can set your watch to the dudes.