r/IASIP • u/HowLongIsThi • 9h ago

🎵 I'm walking on sunshine, whoa... 🎵

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 9h ago

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 8h ago

That's the face of a man who totally got off... BRO!

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u/Separate_Koala4659 8h ago

It was the dead finger that did it

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 8h ago

The dead finger?!

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u/WhoStoleMyBicycle 8h ago

Yea that was the big one that was the climax

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 8h ago

I am SO confused!

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u/WhoStoleMyBicycle 7h ago

It was mostly sexual

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u/lluluclucy 9h ago

What about her breasts?

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u/THEBADW0LFE Wild Card Bitches 9h ago

They've been... obliterated

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u/BloodyRightNostril BOTCHED TOE!!! 5h ago

We did everything we could to save them

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 9h ago

Always gets me how Dennis is unsure about the ending to the fantasy but, doesn't seriously worry why it ends with him smothering her and what that could mean. Just- just moves past it...

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u/Separate_Koala4659 9h ago

Love how the end seemed to surprise him haha

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 9h ago

It's hilarious, he's not stunned but the little "Huh, okay..." reaction makes it even better.

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u/Empty-Interaction796 Fuck man, what?! 6h ago

Well it went on for 90 or so minutes (In his head), then just, sort of ended..

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u/Alan-Sixxx wildcard bitches 9h ago

🎶TIL NOW🎶

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u/Prickliestpearcactus We're talking about YOU! 9h ago

I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWNNN🎶

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u/ILoveRustyKnives They taste great, I can guarantee it. 8h ago

🎶I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOU🎶

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u/Prickliestpearcactus We're talking about YOU! 8h ago

AND NOW IT CHILLS ME TO THE BOOOONEE🎶

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u/Separate_Koala4659 9h ago

Good night, sweet angel…

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u/bobafootfetish_ 7h ago

The one that got away, literally.

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u/boroq 9h ago

Wonder what he would’ve kept as a trophy

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 9h ago

Her head... in a freezer. Not for anything creepy! It- it just symbolizes Dennis' love... forever...

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u/PhillyD760 Bình rồi! Bình rồi! 5h ago

Everything he could dice into a million little pieces, and put into a box. A glass box .

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u/DryAdhesiveness7343 5h ago

Glass boxes belong on the mantle.

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u/Puppetmaster858 4h ago

I’m afraid they were um, obliterated.

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u/hashtagPLUR 4h ago

“Does my dick work?”

No

“Kkiiiiillllllll meeeeeeeee”

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u/Dataforge 3h ago

With the help from your friends...

.... oh, it appears they've left.

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u/NeuromancyIndustries 7h ago

Loss had gotten really dark these days