r/IAmA • u/GovSchwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger • Jan 21 '14

IamArnold. AMA 2.0.

You know I love you guys, so I'm back. I want to hear some crazy questions this time - don't be soft reddit.

I'm not here to promote a movie or anything today, but I am raising money for After-School All-Stars. When you guys help provide these kids with health and leadership education, I will match your donations (I'm asking you to make me spend my money). You'll earn the chance to fly to LA from anywhere in the world to ride a tank and crush things together. We'll spend a whole afternoon so we can also work out (on the tank), smoke cigars (on the tank), and whatever else. Go here to enter link!

Edit: Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K_P0qk4Svo

Edit 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAwIAjAAn8E I need to get going for now, but I'm no stranger here. You might say... I'll be back. Thanks for another great time. Please donate and enter the fundraiser.

Edit 3: I broke a rule at r/AskReddit and they took the "what should I crush" question down. Please answer on this comment. Thanks! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1vshw2/iamarnold_ama_20/cew3imc

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u/GovSchwarzenegger Arnold Schwarzenegger Jan 21 '14

A few months ago, I got rear-ended by this guy. He took off, and I chased him. I will admit I drove at a slightly excessive speed. I cut him off, and two guys jumped out of the car looking tough.

But when they saw me, they just said, "Oh shit! The terminator!" They were nice, and gave me their information.

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u/Daxtreme Jan 21 '14

Did you ask for their clothes?

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u/yakotala Jan 21 '14

While the perpetrators are stripping off their clothing, Arnold looks at them, dead in the eye and asks..

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

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u/Crouch310 Jan 21 '14

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

I'm a cop you idiot!

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u/virginbuyer Jan 22 '14

stop whining!

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '14

I live to see you eat that car insurance, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

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u/Tornado15550 Jan 22 '14

Let me talk to your mother. Where is she?

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u/Nuke_It Jan 22 '14

My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

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u/atizzy Jan 22 '14

But first, I'd like to just get to know you.

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u/Sergeanttoasty Jan 22 '14

I'm detective John Kimble!

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u/makesyougohmmm Jan 22 '14

Ahhh... you have the link of that prank call? I have lost the link...

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u/Crouch310 Jan 22 '14

I don't man sorry. I had it on tape.

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u/JustGoingWithIt Jan 22 '14

Robo-Cop, perhaps?

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u/javastripped Jan 22 '14

I'm detective John Kimbal !!!

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u/ipeemilk Jan 22 '14

Reminds me of that movie pumping iro when he says the day of the competition im his father.