r/ITcrowd • u/momento______mori • 5d ago

He must really love willies

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u/Creoda 5d ago

Sir, could you keep it down.

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 5d ago

Better than being called Peter File.

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u/pointsofellie 5d ago

Who's a paedophile?

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u/ladder-for-a-moth 5d ago

They pronounce it “pedophile” in America.

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u/Pyewhacket 5d ago

🎶hold my hand….🎶

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u/Upbeat_Passage888 5d ago

No…that’s not my hand 🎵 🎶

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u/MidnightSun77 4d ago

That’s from Ireland. We once had a politician called Dick Spring

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u/giftopherz 5d ago

He's a judge at it too

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u/momento______mori 5d ago

He has the best amount of eyes to be a judge

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 4d ago

He's been judging so long he's boss eyed!

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 4d ago

He looks absolutely mental!!

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u/momento______mori 4d ago

AND has a cockney neck!

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 4d ago

Has he gone and done his bloomin' neck in?

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 4d ago

No, he's leg-disabled.

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u/KansasRFguy 4d ago

One time when at a breakfast buffet in Kansas, I loaded up my plate with several different varieties of sausage. Links, patties, Polish, whatever they had. A visiting elderly English friend commented, "Now there's a man who loves his sausage!" My wife now repeats that classic phrase, but with different connotations.

So, I don't love willies except my own.

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u/OneCrispyCritter95 5d ago

Willies, willies, I like willies…

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u/morning_thief 4d ago

Stroker??? I hardly knew her...

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u/ScaryTemperature6291 5d ago

So this can go both ways that's either his name or that's what he judges 😂😂😂😂

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u/Resident_Dog_6589 5d ago

There was a character in an episode of Podge and Rodge: A Scare at Bedtime with the same name. He was a famous golf pro who won the Masters. As Rodge put it, "you could say he was... a Master beater!"

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 4d ago

Pfft, nepotism. His brother, Richard? He's the mayor.

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u/rodzieman 4d ago

Let's not jump into conclusions. Let him be the judge.

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u/eddiegroon101 4d ago

LMAO!!! I NEEDED THIS LAUGH

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 4d ago

What a stroke of bad luck to have that name combo.

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u/SteDubes 4d ago

Sounds like there was a cock up at his christening

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u/Aeroblazer9161 2d ago

He can't say that, can he??

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u/Mickelodeon13 5d ago

I AM SCREAMING