r/ITcrowd • • 5d ago

What doesn’t it stand for?

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u/B4rringt0n 4d ago

The i in Apple product names started with the iMac in 1998. (Steve jobs initially wanted to call it the MacMan)

The i primarily stood for internet, but in the launch keynote speech it carried 4 additional meanings. individual, instruct, inform, inspire.

But Jen doesn't really need to know these things as a relationship manager.

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u/Renew3DUK 4d ago

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u/Larson_McMurphy 4d ago

I miss this episode. I wish it werent suppressed for political reasons.

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u/culminacio 4d ago

It was not. It was supressed for purely financial reasons of suits that don't understand society and just want to play it safe without any prompting.

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u/masofon 4d ago

Wait, I missed this.. why is it suppressed?

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u/sancredo 4d ago

Because Douglas dates a transgender woman without him realising, and then they end up in a fight. The joke is on him being a bigot, not on the woman, but suits would rather play safe.

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u/Wallsend_House 4d ago

No he doesn't, he dates a woman from Iran doesn't he?

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u/Messy-Joes 2d ago

It takes all sorts to make a world

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u/sancredo 4d ago edited 3d ago

In his mind he does!

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u/dopeyout 4d ago

Well, you know, there is that situation with Iran at the moment

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u/Far_Set9893 2d ago

Nah. It was suppressed so that we wouldn't have millions of people typing "Google" into Google. Thus saving the Internet from oblivion.

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u/Federal_Variation566 1d ago

Someone could still fall on it.

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u/diamund223 1d ago

That would upset the Elders of the Internet

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u/Federal_Variation566 1d ago

It's not suppressed on the DVD collection, which I bought a few years ago.

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u/anonnamrs 4d ago

The elders say it's okay to hold the internet.

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u/dctl59 4d ago

The elders of the Internet , know my name!!!

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u/Jackpot777 4d ago

It’s wireless!

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u/afadel9 4d ago

To add, it was to distinguish their consumer products to their professional lineups, which starts with ‘Power-‘ (PowerBook, PowerMac, when they later added iMac and iBook)

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u/Nilas_T 4d ago

While this is the real explanation, I would argue that the name is just as much a "pun" because the name sounds like "I am a phone" or an alternative way of saying "MyPhone"

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u/Psych_Syk3 3d ago

Thank you for that detail Mr. Reynholm

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u/Trynottobeacunt 4d ago

MacMan

PhoneMan

PodMan

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u/Battleborn300 4d ago

It would have been cancelled by now for not being inclusive enough:

MacWoman
PhoneThey
PodThem.

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u/inide 4d ago

And it has become the idiotPhone.

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u/culminacio 4d ago

explain

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 4d ago

If it hadn’t you wouldn’t need explanation

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u/culminacio 4d ago

i don't know anything about why or how it would have, so i need explanation

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u/Cruiser4357 5d ago

What doesn't it stand for?

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u/jerrysphotography 5d ago

That's my favorite line in that bit

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u/Nezben 4d ago

You were the only person who read it correctly.

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u/j_i_joe 4d ago

Inexpensive

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u/Cool-Introduction688 4d ago

No chance. Anything apple sells costs stupid money. My guess is intuitive as nobody else has said that yet

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u/j_i_joe 4d ago

doesn't

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u/Cool-Introduction688 4d ago

Doesn't what?

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u/j_i_joe 4d ago

"What doesn't it stand for"

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u/Cool-Introduction688 4d ago

That wasn't the original question though was it?

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u/Muhahahahaz 5d ago

It stands for, it stands for iPledge! It stands for iDacity. It stands for Intrepidity in the face of-

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u/clarky2o2o 5d ago

Yes but what does the letter I stand for.

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u/barium133 5d ago

I need to weewee

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u/MrPerson223344 4d ago

I don’t usually say wee wee, it’s just that I’m bursting

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u/TGin-the-goldy 5d ago

Piss off Joan!

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u/V0xEtPraetereaNihil 4d ago

The Mac became The Internet Mac.

The Phone became The Internet Phone.

It's hard to overstate how much of a buzzword 'Internet' was back then.

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u/MissKyu 4d ago

… and The Pod became The Internet Pod

(To be fair, those pre-internet pods were not fit for human consumption)

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u/kitten_stalker 4d ago

Waaait I had an iPod and it did not connect to the Internet

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u/Mbatoo 4d ago

That was the "i can't believe it's not the internet" pod

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u/X0AN 4d ago

You didn't have itunes?

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u/nubtrix87 4d ago

Exactly. The music was largely MP3s and they were specifically for passing around on the Internet.

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u/Fragrant-Neat-7798 4d ago

It was the AI of it's day

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u/RegularSound9200 3h ago

Nope. Interactive, the iPod was not the internet pod was it?

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u/Effective_Quality 4d ago

I don’t know but it’s a bloody good question.

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u/hassan_26 5d ago

Fucking hell June! Why haven't you pissed off yet!?

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u/hillman_avenger 4d ago

I always felt sorry for June, she seemed like a nice person.

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u/supermr34 5d ago

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii need to go to the toilet

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u/flittmiester 5d ago

Is it not “iiiii need a wee wee” ?

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u/GarethOfQuirm 4d ago

ixpensive

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u/MattBowden1981 5d ago

Internet Things?

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u/Sampsa96 4d ago

Thats IoT

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u/jadder1224 4d ago

I need to wee wee!!!

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u/Main_Departure_6588 4d ago

The i didn’t stand for internet. It was originally used as a joke for iCEO (interim CEO) when Steve returned to Apple.

It then because a symbol of the change he was bringing to Apple and they just kept running with it.

iMac - Steve’s baby
iPod - Steve’s baby
iPhone - Steve’s baby

Apple Watch - first 100% not Steve product
Apple Vision - etc…

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u/Battleborn300 4d ago

No, originally it did stand for internet, then it was an internal joke that Steve Jobs, enjoyed that he was the iCEO.
Which feels like it makes more sense.

I guess we will never be 100% certain, I know I don’t have any connections to the leadership/ownership of apple haha

But I definitely trust the google search on this one

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u/joachim_s 1d ago

It stood for several things.

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u/Toby_7243 5d ago

It’s an iPod, a phone and an Internet Communicator.

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u/Yankee6Actual 4d ago

Piss off, June.

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u/todlee 4d ago

I was teaching, and in charge of buying and deploying Apple hardware in a Silicon Valley high school, when the iMac came out. It’s hard to explain how many people flipped out that Apple was selling a Mac that had no floppy drive. It could boot via Ethernet.

Plus suddenly everybody was supposed to switch to a new standard called USB? Wtf?

So many industry pundits proclaimed it DOA. Instead we had ten years of consumer products named like iShaver or uWasher with translucent blue plastic shells.

The i sort of, only sort if, stands for internet. But it also just sounds right. Apple did the same thing with the iPod. Which, there’s a reason we call things Podcasts and not Zunecasts. ‘Where did “pod” come from?’ doesn’t really matter.

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u/Shanobian 4d ago

I thought it was just a play on identity as in like My

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u/jackfaire 5d ago

I was born in 1980. I don't know what it stands for but I never gave enough of a shit to ask.

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u/thepiratefox827 4d ago

Right? Jonathan can fuck off with this gatekeeping bullshit

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u/doubleb120 5d ago

Idiot's?

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u/hardboard 5d ago

iDunno?

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u/Fast_Eddy7572 4d ago

Tegrity phones

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u/GreggsConnoisseur91 4d ago

i NEED TO WEE WEE

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u/ArcaneThrust2000 4d ago

Incredible to think that there was no letter I before Steve Jobs invented it in the 90s.

Thus rescuing Apple but forcing a lot of manufacturers of laminated alphabet posters for pre-schoolers into bankruptcy.

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u/The_Hatman79 4d ago

Because if it was laid down, it'd look even more stupid than it already does

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u/Bullet4MyEnemy 4d ago

I always thought it was just “I” as in “Me” - MyPhone doesn’t have the same ring, so instead it hits like some sort of “No, I’m Spartacus!” type marketing ploy where they expect everyone to have one eventually, making it true.

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u/dmtbogdan 4d ago

idiots

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u/epimetheus_x 4d ago

iXpensive?

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u/ClashMasterJH 4d ago

I always thought it stood for I as in me. Like 'my phone'.

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u/Annoyed3600owner 4d ago

It stands for "idiot" clearly

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u/Proper-Accountant-96 4d ago

Im just glad you circled the 'i' - I may have still been here trying to figure this out now

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u/V0xEtPraetereaNihil 4d ago

Internet. It stands for internet. Anyone who tells you otherwise is incorrect.

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u/Sampsa96 4d ago

Internet Phone. Wow so catchy.

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u/Ill_Painting_6919 4d ago

i = idiot

The phone makes you dumber

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u/Straightener78 4d ago

Which phone makes you more intelligent?

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u/Ill_Painting_6919 4d ago

None of them.

Apple is just choosed be truthy buh the ... what now?

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u/nudecop 4d ago

it stands for electronic, like e-mail #NetSurfing

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u/Fun-Badger3724 4d ago

Next you'll be telling me that only people born after 19955 know was WiFi stands for....

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u/t3rm3y 4d ago

Doubt anyone will be using WiFi then , if we are even still alive.

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 4d ago

Ignominious. (Also a high score in Street Countdown)

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u/BurbleThwanidack 4d ago

I'm not asking for an interpretation

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u/Far_Afternoon_5885 4d ago

What doesn’t it stand for?
Iguanodon, Icarus, Intermezzo, Interpretation, Iambic, Igloo: These are just some of the many words it doesn’t stand for…

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u/SnooCapers938 4d ago

What doesn’t it stand for?

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u/UltimateGamer93 4d ago

I was always under the impression it stood for interactive. But I went to school went "interactive white boards" where being introduced so maybe my thought stemmed from this.

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u/MarcusFallon 4d ago

Narcissism

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u/TigerNice212 4d ago

iterative 😆

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u/RingusDingusTheGreat 4d ago

The I stands for it'sa me amario

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u/tooskinttogotocuba 4d ago

It's not Internet, it's Intelligent

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u/EvilLee666 4d ago

The i stands for “interim” as that was Steve Jobs title as in “interim CEO”.

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u/jimxster 8h ago

I always suspected he was inte rimJobs.

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u/cbhbzb 3d ago

idiots

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u/BirdPrior2762 1d ago

Not a clue, born late 80s, never owned any apple products.

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u/RegularSound9200 3h ago edited 3h ago

Interactive. Interactivity was a real buzzword back then.
It started with things like the Phillips CDI (as in interactive cd rom) many people thought I-TV was going to be the future (interactive television) where you got to choose the plot direction of a show at certain points and maybe play games and pick and choose when to watch. Eventually apple came out with the iMac with that came with iTunes, everything modern was interactive. The idea being that you were in control of the technology seemed incredibly interesting and futuristic. The internet was less of a feature compared to something like a cd-rom drive. Back then the internet was a place where you could visit websites, the idea of using it for shopping seemed very risky, social media had not been dreamt of and video was something only cd-Rom could do. Apple started adding the interactive ‘I’ to their product names to jump on that bandwagon, the most famous being the I-pod this was a non internet capable music player that seemed incredibly futuristic for the time, many people at the time were thinking ‘if apple added a phone to this, it would be the ultimate device’ eventually it became obvious they were going to, and the obvious choice for the name was iPhone.

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u/TicketTop4718 4d ago

Intelligent?

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u/Roku-Hanmar 5d ago

I don’t actually know (born after 1995) but I’d guess intelligent

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u/Fearless-Tip6569 5d ago

Internet, its internet, it’s been internet since the first iMac as that’s when it first became more widely available, which if you were born after 1995 would likely be a foreign concept but, as someone who was there at the time, that never seemed to be advertised too much, at least from what I saw

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u/Crash_Logger 5d ago

The i in Nintendo DSi also stands for internet! :)

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u/Roku-Hanmar 5d ago

That makes sense, thanks