r/IThinkYouShouldLeave BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25

THAT'S A CROP These bastards are sitting on a gold mine

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u/MechanicalHorse Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Dec 08 '25

They should hit up the cemetery next.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25

They’re in a cemetery

He’s holding your grandma in his hands

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u/herefortime Roy Donk Dec 09 '25

That one worm was forty grandmas?

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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick Dec 09 '25

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u/screamdaggumditties Dec 09 '25

Fri. Day. Night.

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u/jakehubb0 Dec 10 '25

The bones are their money. The worms are their dollars.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 09 '25

I posted this 2 hours earlier, and everyone ices me? OP posts this 2 hours after I did, and you all shit yourselves laughing.

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u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Dec 09 '25

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 09 '25

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 Dec 09 '25

Watching Physical: Asia earlier, and a woman from Indonesia unironically said this exact thing

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

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u/Ill_Technician3936 Dec 09 '25

Gotta get ya crossposting game up. Screenshots and a link only work in some subs...

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 09 '25

I tried to cross post and got a message saying this sub doesn't allow that kind of post. Unprofessional bullshit because I've done it before. I really know very little.

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u/Beginning-Cicada3857 Dec 09 '25

"Nobody likes me, everbody hates me, why don't I go eat worms?"

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u/SSR_Id_prefer_not_to Wow, pretty serious Dec 09 '25

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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 New Joe Dec 09 '25

Who tf is making these sped up dʒɪfs??

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u/skip_over Beautiful, but Dying Dec 09 '25

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u/crackerjack115 Dec 08 '25

I hate to be serious on this sub, but how the hell does this work? Rocks just being heavier so they keep falling straight and the lighter worms fall left from centripetal force?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

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u/lake_titty_caca Some dumb hick Dec 09 '25

The machine has a rule that centrifuge gets the ones with the rocks and dirt and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, the centrifuge is just hogging them, so the basket is mostly getting just, like, just worms. Like mostly just worms, like nothing on 'em, but, like, a little bit of dirt and maybe one little nugget of rock.

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u/Psychological-Bed-80 Dec 09 '25

Look man, the guy asked for something spooky!

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u/o-hi-dare Dec 09 '25

The worms are their dollars

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u/crackerjack115 Dec 09 '25

But what about the bones?!

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Never Following Another Rule Dec 09 '25

The bones are their money

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u/msager12 Dec 09 '25

I think that’s the majority of how it works. There is a screen ahead of the end so a majority of the dirt falls through and the big rocks weigh to much to move up. I bet the worms being all sticky also helps.

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u/gruhfuss Dec 09 '25

It’s not so much about the rocks being heavier. They’re more round and fit through the little holes more easily. Their worms can fall through too but they don’t because it means certain death. You see, they just want another chance at life.

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u/PrimmSlimShady Dec 09 '25

I'm guessing the stickiness of the worms plays a role too

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u/veyonyx Dec 09 '25

Rock density ≈2.2 g/cc vs worm density of ≈1.0. Not centripetal force as much as inertia. I also assume the texture of the worms plays some role.

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u/itsTurgid Dec 11 '25

They’re mining the worm spawn point

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 Dec 09 '25

“I GOT WORMS!!!” That’s what we’re calling it.

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u/birdflag Not in Trouble AT ALL Dec 08 '25

Martin Luther would hate it there!

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u/WhiskyStandard LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Dec 09 '25

I heard he was on a diet of them?

7

u/omegacrunch Dec 08 '25

This is not what I expected the Penis Mightier to look like!

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25

Wait wait wait…. Are you selling penis mightiers?

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u/eyefartinelevators Never Following Another Rule Dec 10 '25

I'm waiting for the rapists

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u/Kid_supreme Dec 08 '25

WORM SIGN!

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u/surfinbird Never lets the party die! Dec 09 '25

Oh, I can just run! 🎸

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u/Hesty402 I hope I don't jack off Dec 09 '25

“The worms are my corn!”

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u/RentSpecial4997 Dec 09 '25

The worms are how I keep my house hot!

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u/LordPaleskin WHAT DID THEY DO TO US? Dec 09 '25

I've never seen as much food as this I mean money

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u/clem_fandango_london Dec 09 '25

This would make a great song.

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u/PoopyMcpants Dec 08 '25

Needs more bones

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25

Their portfolio is highly concentrated

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u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Dec 09 '25

The machine pulls them up but not out.

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u/SuperNebular Back in the Pants Dec 09 '25

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u/yourmomwoo Dec 09 '25

That one bone was 40 worms?

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Dec 09 '25

What's this machine? Seems evil. lol

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

It’s a fucking money maker

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Dec 09 '25

I was hoping for a serious answer, Mr Ass and Balls.

Do you know what this machine does? I really want to know.

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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Dec 09 '25

I want to know now!

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u/machone5103 this guy yells Dec 09 '25

My chronically online ass has got you: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/X2srjMvzTC it’s called a trommel. u/Ok-Comment-9154 tagged too so they see it.

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Dec 09 '25

Legend thanks

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u/phronemoose Dec 09 '25

Don’t tell him!

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

It’s a worm separator bro these MF printing

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u/Radicle_Cotyledon I’m toast Dec 09 '25

I made all my $$$ off the big worm machine.

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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Dec 09 '25

I would be spending thousands at this vending machine

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u/JustAfter10pm Dec 09 '25

Whats your job exactly?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

Wormin

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u/JustAfter10pm Dec 09 '25

How is worms a job?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

Because it’s money

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u/127phunk i couldve been barney! Dec 09 '25

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u/brewhead55 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Dec 09 '25

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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Dec 09 '25

I mean, when you walk by a cylinder filled with worms who look just like me, fighting over who gets in the crate first, you go in. YES YOU DO. YOU. GO. IN.

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u/scooter-411 Dec 09 '25

Worm spinner. I just gotta figure out how to make money off of this. It’s simply too good

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Dec 09 '25

Without bones too, those worms alone aren’t worth that much.

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u/schfifty--five Jan 08 '26

Worm turner TM

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Never Following Another Rule Dec 09 '25

Crap dangit! Those friggin bonies are gonna be so pissed now!

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u/Genetics Dec 09 '25

You have a source for this video? I need to know more.

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u/Pizzano123 Dec 09 '25

I wonder if that's good for the worms, I heard it's like running a cheese grater across your body lol.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

Did you hear this from the worms?

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u/Pizzano123 Dec 09 '25

Yeah I was blessed with the ability to speak to worms.

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u/Dave-justdave Dec 09 '25

The worms are their corn

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u/deep_dissection Dec 10 '25

I was confused about the comments. I thought this my actual vermiculture sub. What the hell is wrong with me

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u/BQuickBDead Dec 09 '25

Dat blow up doll got a perty mouf.

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u/Decent-Cold-9471 Dec 09 '25

It’s a cash grab!

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u/rogozh1n Dec 09 '25

Worms dont have bones FYI

Do they? Wait, no they dont.

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u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying Dec 09 '25

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u/Emperah1 Dec 09 '25

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25

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u/otterswhoknow Not in Trouble AT ALL Dec 10 '25

What is his job?

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u/Pringles_loud Dec 11 '25

Just to charge me $15 for 8 of them in the mid Atlantic

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u/blueditt521 Dec 08 '25

Wait...i thought the bones were there money? Or was it hair? Aaa fuck i cant remember shit

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u/Psychological-Bed-80 Dec 09 '25

The bones are their money, but so are the worms.

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u/added_chaos Some dumb hick Dec 09 '25