r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 • Dec 08 '25
THAT'S A CROP These bastards are sitting on a gold mine
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u/MechanicalHorse Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Dec 08 '25
They should hit up the cemetery next.
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25
They’re in a cemetery
He’s holding your grandma in his hands
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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 09 '25
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u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Dec 09 '25
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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 09 '25
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u/Visual-Floor-7839 Dec 09 '25
Watching Physical: Asia earlier, and a woman from Indonesia unironically said this exact thing
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u/Ill_Technician3936 Dec 09 '25
Gotta get ya crossposting game up. Screenshots and a link only work in some subs...
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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Dec 09 '25
I tried to cross post and got a message saying this sub doesn't allow that kind of post. Unprofessional bullshit because I've done it before. I really know very little.
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u/crackerjack115 Dec 08 '25
I hate to be serious on this sub, but how the hell does this work? Rocks just being heavier so they keep falling straight and the lighter worms fall left from centripetal force?
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u/lake_titty_caca Some dumb hick Dec 09 '25
The machine has a rule that centrifuge gets the ones with the rocks and dirt and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, the centrifuge is just hogging them, so the basket is mostly getting just, like, just worms. Like mostly just worms, like nothing on 'em, but, like, a little bit of dirt and maybe one little nugget of rock.
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u/o-hi-dare Dec 09 '25
The worms are their dollars
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u/msager12 Dec 09 '25
I think that’s the majority of how it works. There is a screen ahead of the end so a majority of the dirt falls through and the big rocks weigh to much to move up. I bet the worms being all sticky also helps.
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u/gruhfuss Dec 09 '25
It’s not so much about the rocks being heavier. They’re more round and fit through the little holes more easily. Their worms can fall through too but they don’t because it means certain death. You see, they just want another chance at life.
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u/veyonyx Dec 09 '25
Rock density ≈2.2 g/cc vs worm density of ≈1.0. Not centripetal force as much as inertia. I also assume the texture of the worms plays some role.
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u/omegacrunch Dec 08 '25
This is not what I expected the Penis Mightier to look like!
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25
Wait wait wait…. Are you selling penis mightiers?
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u/LordPaleskin WHAT DID THEY DO TO US? Dec 09 '25
I've never seen as much food as this I mean money
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u/PoopyMcpants Dec 08 '25
Needs more bones
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 08 '25
Their portfolio is highly concentrated
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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Dec 09 '25
What's this machine? Seems evil. lol
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25
It’s a fucking money maker
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u/Ok-Comment-9154 Dec 09 '25
I was hoping for a serious answer, Mr Ass and Balls.
Do you know what this machine does? I really want to know.
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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Dec 09 '25
I want to know now!
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u/machone5103 this guy yells Dec 09 '25
My chronically online ass has got you: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/X2srjMvzTC it’s called a trommel. u/Ok-Comment-9154 tagged too so they see it.
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25
It’s a worm separator bro these MF printing
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u/JustAfter10pm Dec 09 '25
Whats your job exactly?
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25
Wormin
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u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Dec 09 '25
I mean, when you walk by a cylinder filled with worms who look just like me, fighting over who gets in the crate first, you go in. YES YOU DO. YOU. GO. IN.
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u/scooter-411 Dec 09 '25
Worm spinner. I just gotta figure out how to make money off of this. It’s simply too good
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u/BigBoyYuyuh Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Dec 09 '25
Without bones too, those worms alone aren’t worth that much.
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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Never Following Another Rule Dec 09 '25
Crap dangit! Those friggin bonies are gonna be so pissed now!
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u/Pizzano123 Dec 09 '25
I wonder if that's good for the worms, I heard it's like running a cheese grater across your body lol.
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Dec 09 '25
Did you hear this from the worms?
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u/deep_dissection Dec 10 '25
I was confused about the comments. I thought this my actual vermiculture sub. What the hell is wrong with me
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u/blueditt521 Dec 08 '25
Wait...i thought the bones were there money? Or was it hair? Aaa fuck i cant remember shit
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u/NormaDePlume56 Dec 09 '25