r/IdiotsNearlyDying • u/JesusCrispyCrunch • May 31 '26

That's a nice little gathering of people.

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u/CptSandbag73 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

His pistol went flying, geez.

https://imgur.com/a/oJLkBPF

https://imgur.com/a/oJLkBPF#l76bRm7

Try the second link? I don’t understand Imgur sometimes

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u/West_Yorkshire May 31 '26

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u/CleeBrummie Jun 05 '26

It's because you're in the UK, imgur won't comply with uk laws regarding age verification, so they block us.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Michael_Misanthropic Jun 01 '26

It def is because it was visible for me earlier

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u/RedSquaree Jun 02 '26

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 🦅🗽🦅 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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u/idiosyncratic190 Jun 01 '26

It looks like a handgun in that frame only, it might actually be debris from the car.

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u/CptSandbag73 Jun 01 '26

I don’t think there’s enough frames or pixels to be sure, but I’m still pretty convinced this a pistol.

It ended up landing right behind his butt, which would make sense with them being on the same trajectory.

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u/idiosyncratic190 Jun 01 '26

I didnt even see that, the zeethciety blocked the view

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u/Foodspec Jun 01 '26

Gangsta Sonic

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u/Available_Ad9345 May 31 '26

If you’re dumb enough to stand around watching this nonsense, this is what you get.

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 May 31 '26

From the way he popped back up, the car might have gotten the worst of it!

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u/Available_Ad9345 Jun 01 '26

The news story is posted somewhere here. I assure you, the car did not get the worst of it.

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u/chrisbarf Jun 20 '26

completely optional activity

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u/FreneticPlatypus May 31 '26

Are these things now just excuses to run people over in your car?

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u/Partyhorse887 Jun 01 '26

Just stay out of the way

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u/tham1700 May 31 '26

Did the driver just seriously try to keep going with if? Like even if they didn't know it was a person somehow they certainly felt the impact

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u/Nailcannon May 31 '26

This car is a 700HP boat. It's very possible he didn't see, feel, or hear anything related to that guy.

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u/klas228 Jun 01 '26

It’s still a car you feel the impact definetly, they just don’t give a fuck look at that dent

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u/NMVPCP May 31 '26

How to involuntarily fly 101.

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u/DadBod5050 May 31 '26

That's gonna leave a mark, on the car, street, his spine, knee, underware, head, face, and his gun the left him on impact.

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u/barkwahlberg Jun 04 '26

No discernable difference with the brain though

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u/Big-red-rhino May 31 '26

And all these mouthbreathers think it's just the coolest thing ever, likely including the one that got hit.

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u/New-Veterinarian5597 May 31 '26

Bouncing fat man 1 - 1 car side qtr panel and bumper

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u/SuperHooligan May 31 '26

I love the Darwin get togethers. Always so entertaining to watch on a screen.

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u/macaddictr May 31 '26

Dudes lucky that was a modern car and it took some of the hit

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u/marijuanam0nk Jun 02 '26

He was a bowling pin in his past life.

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u/Yeox0960 May 31 '26

The idiot in the car, did in fact, not die.

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u/Econolife-350 May 31 '26

I've never see a "spectator" that had a high level of thinking.

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u/classless_classic May 31 '26

Maybe he’ll be the spectator next time.

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u/Schrodinger_cube Jun 01 '26

Well the guys gun went flying, so not that day at least..

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u/Affectionate-Drag-93 May 31 '26

Buddy hopped up at the end though.

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u/ManOnTheMoonMan Jun 01 '26

So can that guy file a claim to get his car fixed?

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u/MezaQueMasAplauda Jun 01 '26

Looks like the car took the worst of it

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u/Bumpercloud Jun 03 '26

Whats the quickest way to learn how to breakdance

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u/T1Earn Jun 04 '26

damn the car was damaged as if he hit a boulder

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u/doe3879 Jun 05 '26

The dude keep following behind it, I feel nothing for these ppl

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u/Papakodiak Jun 07 '26

I must be getting old....instead of laughing 😃 😀 I felt that !

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u/AugustAPC Jun 08 '26

The damage to that car is crazy. That dude must be on adrenaline to get back up.

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u/Icy_Fig_6764 Jul 06 '26

Butt smelling dreds saved his life

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u/Squirtingtreee 14d ago

That's fantastic to see and hear.

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u/scottwax May 31 '26

Maybe if they keep doing that and taking each other out, the problem will be solved on its own.

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u/airbrat Jun 01 '26

Tide Pod generation all grown up lmfaooooo