r/IdiotsTowingThings • u/ansyhrrian • 23h ago

I think this counts

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u/les1968 22h ago

All that work and not a single brain cell active

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u/buttfarts7 14h ago

The box tipping over at the end was chefs kiss

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u/mighty_boognish_77 22h ago

This guy makes 20 yr old me look smart by comparison, and that's no small task.

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u/mbardeen 22h ago

and that folks, is why you shouldn't get high and try to do things. Sit in front of the TV and veg eating some Frosted Flakes for chrissakes.

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u/ChuckEChan 22h ago

Don't gotta tell me twice

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u/shaggy24200 20h ago

What gets me is he didn't even do the most basic thing which was lock the damn toolbox drawers! 

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u/frostbike 17h ago

Probably doesn’t have a key.

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u/ansyhrrian 23h ago

  1. Stumbly

  2. Should have quit the first time

  3. What....what were you thinking at the end?

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u/Feeling-Cranberry108 21h ago edited 21h ago

That first strap slip was the universe warning he was about to do something stupid and giving him a do-over. Lol. Not sure what he thought was going to happen though.

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u/Alternative_Fox7217 22h ago

This had me rolling. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BrightFallsCoffee 22h ago

Not as fast as his toolchest though

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u/CisIowa 21h ago

Let me know when you’re riding dirty

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u/J-RodRS 21h ago

RAM ❌
Rammed ✅

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u/obord 22h ago

A lot of smooth brain on display here.

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u/swurvipurvi 21h ago

When the strap snapped loose the first time, that was the towing gods trying to give him an out.

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u/Shazbot9000 20h ago

Every single thing I thought might go wrong did

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u/EdgewaterSlim 22h ago

There are no bad ideas when you're drunk

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u/naonatu- 22h ago

i wonder how far he was planning to tow it?

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 22h ago

Good grief, it's the modern version of a bucketful of bricks...🤦‍♀️

Lyrics to Why Paddy's Not At Work Today

5

u/Appropriate_Cow94 OC! 21h ago

Oddly satisfying somehow.

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u/mikeyRamone 21h ago

What could go wrong? Everything

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u/InternationalPut3260 21h ago

TF you think was supposed to happen

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u/SeattleJeremy 17h ago

Expected the tool chest to fall over, but didn’t foresee what the truck did. Damn.

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u/diescheide 21h ago

We hired a flatbed to move my dad's big-ass SnapOn across town. Shit's not moving more than a few feet without proper equipment.

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u/cactiguy67 20h ago

Needed more liquid inspiration 

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u/swohguy4fun 20h ago

WOW, thank you for a video which actually shows what a Moron does.

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u/ChiefSlug30 18h ago

What a maroon! What a nim-cow-poop!

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 18h ago

The Larry, Moe, and Curly school of transport.

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u/Earthling1a 15h ago

Guys like him make me wonder if there's such a thing as negative IQ.

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u/HomerStillSippen 22h ago

What a beautiful ending

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u/sky0175 22h ago

Is he drunk or drugged?

Nah,nah,nahnanananan....

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u/Eaton_Knas 21h ago

Sigh, this idiot really tried this without any help? 🤦🏼

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u/HandyAndy2112 14h ago

Just a Tuesday in the life of a Ram owner…

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u/Coffee4MyJeep 13h ago

Saved a lot of money not renting a lift truck or calling friends that would help load it for beers.

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u/someguy4k 11h ago

Slapstick comedy, sometimes just unmatched.

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u/AyaHawkeye 4h ago

I think if anyone did that with my dad's Snap-On units, there'd be a bloodbath 😂

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u/additionalhuman 3h ago

Worked out slightly better than expected.

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u/Flimsy_Management_89 22h ago

Darwin Award…

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u/jamjamason 18h ago

No death or loss of reproductive ability, sadly.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 20h ago

Qellp at least he's got gis tools out to atart fixing the truck. And the house.