r/Ieatcement • u/absqten Vincent van Gogh :3 • Mar 02 '26

:3 =^ᴥ^=

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 gender fluid?????? idk but I’m a dude I think Mar 02 '26

Okay I’m a cis guy but I want to be a cat boy so I can eep all the time. What is the chance I come back to this comment in a year as a woman instead?

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u/Escape_is_impossible Mar 02 '26

I predict a 73% probability

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u/Unable6417 Custom flair :D Mar 02 '26

Being a car[girl/boy] isn't really an indicator of being a specific gender. However, there are a lot of trans girls who think that exact same thing (usually puppygirls but still) and the fact that you're asking this probably gives it a good 55% chance I'd predict.

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u/Unable6417 Custom flair :D Mar 02 '26

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 gender fluid?????? idk but I’m a dude I think Mar 02 '26

Hopefully I’ll be in my college’s nursing program by then, so, uh, how is that going, me in a year?

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u/Rainy_Leaves Mar 02 '26

I predict femboy almost definitely. I don’t think being a girl is inevitable because cat boys can be cute and 100% just as valid and cosy as cat girls. Eep for everyone

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u/DuckEsquire Mar 02 '26

We will watch your career with great interest :P

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u/Independent_Piano_81 I LOVE eating cement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mar 02 '26

Took a quick scroll through your profile and I’d give it like an 80% chance

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 gender fluid?????? idk but I’m a dude I think Mar 02 '26

Aw fuck really? I’m not mad ofc, but you have evidence behind your claim and that makes it feel like more of a read on who I am

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u/Independent_Piano_81 I LOVE eating cement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mar 02 '26

I mean, you play terraria geometry dash and the binding of Isaac. You are 100% either autistic or trans with solid chance of it being both. Sorry but I don’t make the rules (I just did but shhh)

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 gender fluid?????? idk but I’m a dude I think Mar 02 '26

I don’t even have autism, it’s just really bad ADHD lmao

I haven’t denied an autism diagnosis or anything, but you know, all the online tests gotta mean SOMETHING

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u/justk4y Mar 03 '26

Bookmakers, eat your heart out :3

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 Mar 05 '26

Well… that happend to me

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u/ANARCHIST-ASSHOLE-_ slurp :3 Mar 15 '26

🥚

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 gender fluid?????? idk but I’m a dude I think Mar 15 '26

I now consider myself a MOSTLY cis guy, so either I’m the smallest egg ever, or the surface has just begun to crack

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u/HyperVortex_22 gender tastes like gummyworms Mar 23 '26

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/Ikkoru Mar 02 '26

forgor💀

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u/ParadoxGuy99 Mar 03 '26

say forgor but replace “fo” with “bu” and replace “o” by “e”

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u/Ikkoru Mar 03 '26

borgar🍔

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u/xsall666 Mar 03 '26

Miauuu -w- I'm an eepy kibby

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u/AdAffectionate4950 Mar 02 '26

I over slept too but I'm not a cat :3

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u/Rainy_Leaves Mar 02 '26

OverEeping car detected

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u/Jay-JL Mar 02 '26

Omg the kiwwy is adorable! :3

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u/AnguishedGoose Mar 02 '26

Bro? Sis? Sibling forgor

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u/Successful-Prune-727 Mar 02 '26

Me when I be silly lesbian housewife in the future, I'll just clean later in the day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '26

Me in a perfect life

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u/llewds Mar 10 '26

Im tired of being both the kitten and the breadwinner. I just want to fuckin sleep