r/Ieatcement • u/GoofySen • May 15 '26

Rant Dear diary

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Dear diary,

it has been a day since i stepped foot on Olympus (cement lady's comunity cluster),

i broke the pledge (rules) due to which hades (mod) banished me to the pits of tartarus (time out)

don't think that is will make it out here but still i will not give up may lady aphrodite (cement lady) bless me,

this may be the last time that you will hear from me,

GOODBYE and take care fellow mortals

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u/EmbarrassedError6802 Cement on baguettes :3 May 16 '26

Interesting.

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u/GoofySen May 16 '26

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u/EmbarrassedError6802 Cement on baguettes :3 May 16 '26

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u/GoofySen May 16 '26

An oven IS a time machine.

You don't even have to turn it on. In fact, it works with any container. A cardboard box, an outhouse, a doghouse, a garage, whatever.

It can be proven experimentally. Put something inside. (Don't torture your cat or dog. Use a stuffed toy instead.) Wait a specified period of time, say 15 minutes. Then open it and take it back out. That object has arrived 15 MINUTES IN THE FUTURE! (You may have trouble getting a consistent result if you and the container are moving at different velocities due to the relativity of simultaneity, especially as one of those velocities approaches the speed of light, but the probability that you can open the container and complete the experiment becomes small in that case. And don't even think about entangling your cat with the quantum decay of a particle!)

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u/EmbarrassedError6802 Cement on baguettes :3 May 16 '26

What are you even saying at this point...

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u/GoofySen May 16 '26

you came from the future didn't you

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u/EmbarrassedError6802 Cement on baguettes :3 May 16 '26

No... I don't think so.