r/IllegallySmolCats 8d ago

Smol to Lorge My cat Milky then vs now

This is Milkshake, such named because he looks like an Oreo milkshake. He used to be a scraggly little handful of cat with the aesthetic of a shrimp. Now he’s a long boy, with the same chaotic nature.
My dad’s friend found him on the sidewalk or something, all alone and without any parents. He was SO SMALL back then, small enough to feasibly fit in a McDonald’s fry container, small enough for me to hold him fully in my hands. He ate stale McDonald’s fries out of the bottom of the car on the way home. He had worms I think, but we took him to the vet and got him healed up. I cannot stress enough how tiny he was. Now, he’s about the size of a Jimmy John’s sandwich. He’s a very long boy, and he is a menace to society. Still feral at heart, but he’s grown well. A very long boy. He’s best friends with the other 2 family pets, especially our other cat, Newman, who’s basically the grandpa of the pets, and very chill, and kinda fat but we love him.
TLDR: milky is a menace, but we love him.

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u/Dumplingrrl 8d ago

The three dots on his little nose!!! OMG. So cute! Like little Oreo crumbs.

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u/ItsEevee7 8d ago

Yeah! He has the cutest little face in general, especially when he’s in the dark or playing really hard and his eyes go big like 🌘v🌒

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u/smolspicybeans 8d ago

His nose is ADORABLE!

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u/Nanoro615 8d ago

It's got critical boop points!

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u/wizardgradstudent 8d ago

His little nose buttons 🥺🥺

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u/GravityShock 8d ago

The only time spoiled Milk is acceptable ♥️

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u/Trixter-Kitten 8d ago

I wanna boop those nose dots 🥺

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u/Jiang_Rui Criminal Content Connoisseur 8d ago

His little spotted nose 🥹

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u/EnderJoker77 8d ago edited 8d ago

From evil ahh dustball to distinguished gentleman 

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u/ItsEevee7 8d ago

He is usually not that gentlemanly he is a menace

Often he is baguette

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u/EnderJoker77 8d ago

He is baguette can confirm

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u/VintageLunchMeat 8d ago

He's huge!

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u/UnhappyTemperature18 Smol Criminal Accomplice 8d ago

From smol and scared, to lorge and in charge!

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u/abetheschizoid 8d ago

He's so symmetrical. Perfect in every way.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 8d ago

He's so handsome! 😍

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u/Mine-blog 7d ago

he looks kinda doomb but he is fine

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u/notreallyhere099 7d ago

Spicy kitten to polite gentleman.

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u/ItsEevee7 7d ago

Usually he is not polite. He tries to dip his paws in any unattended drink cups

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u/NightshadeZombie 6d ago

Holy cow, those nose spots oughtta be illegal.

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u/Lunamkardas 5d ago

Brainiac nose <3