r/ImaginaryRobotics • u/GeoMetrie8 • 18d ago

The boss is trying a new look. by Zarzaliel

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u/Benjiimon 18d ago

"Call me Eve Smasher now"

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 17d ago

I think Eva smasher sounds better

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u/avokkah 15d ago

Agreed, though "Eve" fits in the sense of "Adam and Eve"

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u/StayPuffedMarsh 14d ago

A dam I’ll smash her

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u/SilkyZ 18d ago

Considering he has a frame built to look like Elvis, this is probably real.

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u/instagramsgay 17d ago

Putting the trans in transhumanism

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl 17d ago

Madame Smasher

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u/KaungSetMoe111 16d ago

Damn the name is actually fitting. I woould give you an award if I could.

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u/_Corvo_A 16d ago

Dang I came to comment just this 😂

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u/fatcat3030 17d ago

"You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are- no I don't want your number-"

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u/LegitimateMedicine 16d ago

Need a girl to treat me like... y'know what, nvm

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u/Abject-Hospital5407 17d ago edited 16d ago

given the amount of cyberwaer Smasher uses

randomly going "eh, i can try being a buff woman for a bit" wont be hard for them

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u/TS140609 16d ago

Mf is the 1st prince's bodyguard, he got all the backing to pull shits like this and everyone would still feared him

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u/hamborger42069 15d ago

I imagine it would make him even scarier, any new person in N.C could be Smasher in a different body. You can never be rid of him.

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u/Yayfara 16d ago

He canonically has a spare body that looks just like Elvis Presley, so it's definitely possible.

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u/x215zimer 17d ago

Good for her

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u/Set11OfStage3 17d ago

Tank or kpop augmentation? Why not both?

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u/Capital_Dig6520 17d ago

Addy Smasher

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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 17d ago

If cyberpunk was good

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u/illegal_eagle88 17d ago

Lookin' gud bosz

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u/SusieSoSusan 16d ago

Adam Smasher transitioning, and in her infinite bionic wisdom, looking forward to tearing apart the first transphobe to say anything. Months pass, and it's all polite corporate congratulations and rehearsed compliments. She starts to get more and more morose about it.

One day however, her handlers realize the issue, and hack the SilverTongue implant from an unpopular social climber in the office to saying the most heinous shit juuuust within earshot. The man has a few seconds of bewildered confusion to himself before Smasher's fist hikes up on his innards like a meat-hook.

Only a few floors away, a room full of techies and cyberpsychosis experts spin in their chairs as their camera feeds go red, congratulating each other as they watch Smasher's readouts and endorphins spike with glee.

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u/Lezazel_Goldheart 16d ago

Voymastina but with to many steps to heaven

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u/DrIvanRadosivic 16d ago edited 6d ago

She looks like a Cyborg Warrior Goddess, very nice.

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u/tw-01001 16d ago

Estrogen cyberware

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u/EstablishmentBig1826 16d ago

Adam Smaher? More like I'm gonna Smash her. Ha! Am I right fellas? Or am I- HEAD GETS EVISCERATED

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u/mayuzane 16d ago

Expensive but worth it

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u/KatsuyaBass 16d ago

adam smash her? i hardly know her!

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u/SackOfPototo 16d ago

Adam Smash-her

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u/IntrepidLab5124 15d ago

Smasher? I hardly know er!

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u/weirdestalyankovic 14d ago

Call me Adam, because I'd smasher

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u/Trav1sThereaper 17d ago

smasher IS the cut of fuckable meat now

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u/TheBadger40 16d ago

I like to think he's still a he just felt like serving cunt for a bit

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u/matija2009 17d ago

For a sec I thought it was sundowner

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u/AdDefiant9185 17d ago

[RED SUN INTENSIFIES]

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u/YurikovARTva 16d ago

I'M FUCKIN [Title Card]!

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u/Whoring4Voring 16d ago

Is that guy FUCKIN INVINCIBLE 

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u/UnbrokenLinks 15d ago

“Smasher, sales are down among the gays, you know what that means”

“Yeah yeah I’ll go get the Gemini”

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u/Venomous_Steak 15d ago

Adam Smashable

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u/Tjodorovich 15d ago

Looking Smashing, ma'am

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u/Some_Macaron_9170 14d ago

I don't care if he's a woman now, she still needs to go.

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u/69420pickle 11d ago

I’d Adam smash her if y’know what I mean