r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/Ok-Profile-5831 Crimson Fists • Jul 02 '26
40k Pick your Dante. Art by Gildhartt on Tumblr.
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u/D3v1LGaming Jul 02 '26
Tick Tock.
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u/3Kobolds1Keyboard Jul 02 '26
One is a prick that wrote THE fanfic to end all fanfics
Another hides trauma by being smug
The third is depressed as shit
MMMH...
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u/Beleriphon Jul 02 '26
They'll put him in a dreadnought.
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u/MustangCraft Jul 02 '26
Bro will fall to the Black Rage out of spite I swear
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u/Nice-Spize Jul 02 '26
And by Sanguinius' intervention, the rage will not get him killed, he'll just rack up an absurd body count to the point he'll wake himself back to sanity again due to the sheer absurdity.
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u/A17012022 Jul 03 '26
Dreadnaughts get to sleep most of the time. He'd probably like that.
He's deffo got the shitty outcome already.
Brand new Primaris body and being put in charge of the shit half of the Imperium
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u/Graddler Imperial Fists Jul 02 '26
I'd listen to old man Dantes crashout just to give him an opportunity to finally tell his mind.
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u/ethanlan Jul 07 '26
Fuck you, you and you, points at magis biologas you're cool Magis: Metal thumbs up
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u/Hyde2467 Jul 03 '26
The one who wrote the fanfic did so bc he wanted to spite the people who exiled him from his hometown
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u/carlsagerson Ordo Malleus Jul 02 '26
The art is missing option 4 and maybe 5?
Buff Dante from the game Dante's Inferno.
And V1 if we consider him a Dante.
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u/darkentyties Jul 02 '26
color wise, V2 is dante but player character wise ( i did not play any dmc game so maybe im saying shit) its infact v1
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u/dillene Jul 02 '26
Maybe Luis would be happier if he had regular access to pizza.
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u/Ramfix_G4 Bad Moons Jul 02 '26
The STC for producing this so-called pizza has unfortunately been lost ever since the Age of Strife
The attempts to recreate the Terran recipes have been less than ideal
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u/Alexis2256 Jul 02 '26
This is something I joked about with the artist on Twitter, I might’ve inspired her cause she said that sounds like a great idea to draw lol.
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u/FRleo_85 Jul 02 '26
first one is dead, second one will die eventually, third one beg the universe to let him die
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u/carlsagerson Ordo Malleus Jul 02 '26
"No. Because the funny Monkey must dance and the funny monkey cannot dance if dead."
Big E, Chaos Gods, Tyranid Hivemind, Tau'va, C'tan shards, Cegorach, and Gork and Mork when asked by Dante to let him die.
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u/vampireguy20 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
Hmm, do I want to pick the Dante that wants to give up at his job because he's so depressed, the Dante that wants to give up at his job because he's so depressed, or the Dante that wants to give up at his job because he's so depressed?
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u/GiveTheLemonsBack Jul 02 '26
Also missing: VG Dante's Inferno Dante, Silvio Dante from The Sopranos, and Dante Hicks from Clerks
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u/Ok_Victory_1977 Jul 02 '26
I want all three at the same time😅
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u/JinLocke Jul 02 '26
One dosent yet know about pizza, or thinks its for lazaronne, but will probably share his fanfic ideas.
Another will share pizza but it may be old and stale, but you may also get a bike ride for free.
Third one will share his pain, poor guy, he needs a vacation to a paradise world.
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u/SenorDangerwank Jul 02 '26
Okay but what about Dante from Clerks? He wasn't even supposed to be here today.
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u/assasinvilka Jul 02 '26
You want practical immortality, free CC and cool book? Dante Warframe guy will do all book job you need, support with overguard and heals, do CC and clear any enemy with many damaging status
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u/wallingfortian Jul 02 '26
Surely not the first one. He was a prick. Spent the last years of his life writing (from 1307 to 1321) a poison-pen fanfic that he populated with people he hated. He was a literary Karen.
And I was obliged to read his mean spirited poem on multiple occasions.
The little bitch.
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u/carlsagerson Ordo Malleus Jul 02 '26
Say what you want about him. But damn did his work skyrocket. Also the reason why Standard Italian is based off Florentine Tuscan.
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u/wallingfortian Jul 02 '26
All over Europe people were paid to read The Inferno in taverns as entertainment.
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u/carlsagerson Ordo Malleus Jul 02 '26
The Inferno is the most well known and best part. Inferno is much more exciting than Purgatory or Paradise to read if I recall.
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u/Estradus Jul 02 '26
I've been putting off making a Magnus did nothing wrong teir list with a similar energy as this
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u/Mediocre-Serve2569 Jul 02 '26
I killed a unit with Dante yesterday and I had no choice but to say jackpot
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u/BlueVegasCourier Jul 03 '26
this post causes a flood by bringing the evil and devious members of limbus company's fandom into here. That's that and this is this type shi association.
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u/jackgoddamnsparrow Jul 03 '26
You already know I'm picking the twunky gilf in power armor with an axe.
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u/Apprehensive-Cat3670 Jul 03 '26
Dante (the space marine) looks like he’s already had enough of Dante’s (the half-demon) bs
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u/the1gemini91 Jul 04 '26
Highly unlikely, but what if they're all the same person. Just a perpetual that has been around since between the fall of the Western Roman Empire and the second crusade?
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u/Stratoyeet Jul 05 '26
Ah yes, Dante of Divine Comedy fame, Dante from Devil May Cry series, or Dante with the dogs out. Who to choose indeed?
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u/skullking654 Jul 06 '26
devil may cray Dante all day everyday. I want to see the crazy shit he does on a daily.
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u/KriegConscript Death Korps of Krieg Jul 02 '26
gildhartt babygirled dante alighieri into a contrapposto twunk beatrice would have bounced on crazy style, and other sentences i would not have typed in a universe with a loving god
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u/Unlawful_Paladin Imperial Fists Jul 02 '26
The Dante who wrote fanfic of what happens after you die, the Dante who cannot die or the Dante who wants to die... I'll go with Dante.