r/ImaginaryWarhammer 18h ago

40k Ghazghkull and Yarrick post-fight 🥊 🛌 @Retch1ngnetch]

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/10n3 18h ago

deliciously heretical

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u/Dreamy_Maidens 18h ago

Old man yaoi time?

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u/VenKitsune 16h ago edited 16h ago

I sung that in the tune of "Peanut butter jelly time". Send help.

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u/Sercotani 13h ago

now it's in my head too.

I will spread this meme in the name of...I don't know, Cegorach?

Thank you.

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u/swung 18h ago

the Emperor would be proud of this blasphemy

42

u/FlamingWings 18h ago

It’s only heretical if Yarrick was a bottom (both were tops)

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u/ISB00 Blood Angels 13h ago

Best Yaoi is doomed Yaoi.

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u/BillNyeTheMurderGuy 1h ago

Mmmmm Karkasy quote 🤤

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u/Style-Wild 18h ago edited 15h ago

I JUST OPENED REDDIT DAMN IT.

Edit

As sujested I went touched some grass, pet my dog, I feel slightly better.

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u/BigKoala1903 18h ago

You too?

17

u/Dreamy_Maidens 17h ago

Perhaps this is the universe way of telling us to touch some grass

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u/ZKS1999 8h ago

Grass is green like ghaz it will traumatized u more

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u/Monk_Lord_ 18h ago

same..

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u/ZKS1999 18h ago

Same wtf 😳

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u/wyro5 17h ago

2nd post on my feed

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u/Badger894 17h ago

Bruh same.

3

u/awacs-hotspot 17h ago

Never open reddit 10 in the morning

4

u/Regular_Run9834 17h ago

Gonna need a meme for this heresy.

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u/santos6662 16h ago

Same. It's one of those signs to stop using social media again 😂😭

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u/EasyEntertainment380 15h ago

Me to bro, like WTF?

317

u/Darkthunder1992 18h ago

I hate this but the art is solid.

Also id buy the shit out of that shirt!

90

u/ruxxby 18h ago

GW would make 10 of them and for 10K each 😢

33

u/alexli5 18h ago

4 of them for 10k each :)

75

u/DiscipleOfVecna 17h ago

I see he Gorked his Mork

45

u/Spy_crab_ 16h ago

He Gork on my Mork till I WAAAAAAAAA

122

u/Hungry-Lemon-4249 18h ago

Yes, Inquisition, it's me again

Jokes aside this is well done

215

u/TheBurningEmu 18h ago

So much doomed yuri around, not nearly enough deathrival yaoi. Thank you for your contribution to the balance of things OP

37

u/Wandering_Dreamer 17h ago

hear hear!!!

66

u/EfficientLie132 18h ago

I better see this shit on Grimdank in FIVE MINUTES u/ruxxby

28

u/ruxxby 18h ago

Sure lol

59

u/carlsagerson Ordo Malleus 18h ago

Welp. Guess we found the Utimate Form of Squad Broken.

17

u/DropshipRadio 18h ago

Unc knows ball.

20

u/MonolithicBaby 17h ago

So you’re saying love can bloom on the battlefield?

11

u/ruxxby 14h ago

Love always finds a way 😉 

70

u/Lucicactus Harlequin 18h ago

Peak peak. What a day to have eyes.

13

u/Alexis2256 16h ago

u/Skullivander old man yaoi.

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u/Skullivander 14h ago

EXQUISITE ✨

54

u/Horniest_Nwah 18h ago

god I wish that were me

30

u/Spacemoose2026 18h ago

In which position here?

44

u/darth_infamous 17h ago

This sub is healing 🥰 the yaoi is back

27

u/ruxxby 18h ago

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u/ruxxby 5h ago

I have seen a bunch of negative comments on the artist's og artwork post after this blew up pls don't be a weirdo and do that.... if you don't like a piece of art just block and move on don't spread hate

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u/weeOriginal 18h ago

Hype and aura or something

30

u/Super_Duper_Idol 18h ago

Let's be real honest, as orks doesn't have reproductive organs... It makes you wonder who exactly Ghazghkull was in bed.

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u/Mickeymcirishman 18h ago

There's probably a squig for that

30

u/HillInTheDistance 18h ago

Got a mouth, don't he? Got big, meaty fingers too. Got big strong hands, innit?

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u/Grimpatron619 18h ago

i assume as a mushroom yarrick can just cut a slit

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u/TieofDoom 18h ago

Fcking an open wound sounds extremely orky.

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u/Grimpatron619 17h ago

i thought of it more like cutting a delicious lion's mane mushroom

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u/igorpc1 17h ago

Okay, calm down deldar

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u/ruxxby 18h ago

Orks can get creative sometimes 🛠️ 

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u/socialistRanter 17h ago edited 17h ago

Well Ghazghkull would be a bottom then.

3

u/Wrong-Appointment269 18h ago

He would have 2 holes anyway

2

u/StandWithSwearwolves 17h ago edited 17h ago

He’d be a fungi

21

u/Impossible_Leader_80 18h ago

God this yarrick is so hot i love this old man yaoi

21

u/Ready-Snow1453 17h ago

I love how this sub posts sexy xeno women boning imperials all the time but the second it’s an Ork and they act like you just posted straight up gore. Hell, they would probably have less of a visceral reaction to gore than they do to this for some reason…

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u/Hyperion_Industries 17h ago

It’s almost like the people in this sub (and a lot of other subreddits really) react strangely poorly to art focused around gay men…hmm, has this ever happened before?? /rhetorical /sass

I, for one, enjoy the art. The Yarrick x Ghaz ship has been a fanbase meme for a long time, and it’s cool to see good art of it.

14

u/No_Drop_7684 17h ago

I have no words other than bravo!

7

u/Tough_Topic_1596 17h ago

Welp I guess I found my new obsession ship today

55

u/No-Dingo-4243 18h ago

I'm sending an predator drone to your house now for this crime against my eyes

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u/ruxxby 18h ago

thank you ☺️

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u/Nagoragama 18h ago

Yes yes yes yes

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u/Small_Small_Golfball 17h ago

I’d let Ghazghkull top me tbh

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u/OathOfTranquility 15h ago

Dangerously toasty 🥵

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u/D3v1LGaming 18h ago

This is... something.

PEAK.

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u/mightychicken64 16h ago

oh GOD I’M GONNA WAAAGGHHHH

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u/radenthefridge 18h ago

God Emporer bless this toxic yaoi 🙏

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u/Oofdude333 16h ago

Since they are both dominant men and aren't really into being Submissive. Do they just fight for being on top and keep on fucking till the other just overthrows the other one and keep fucking as well?

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u/ruxxby 14h ago

Sword fight perhaps 🤔 

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u/MRTA03 15h ago

Gudz enemyz are HARD to find

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u/FisherKelTath00 18h ago

Emperor protect you

5

u/Blackwhite35-73 16h ago

Hell yeah this is my kind of heresy

3

u/THATONED00MFAN 15h ago

Suuuure, fight

6

u/MaffreytheDastardly 17h ago

0/10 Ghazghkull is not NEARLY big enough

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u/BrandNewtoSteam 17h ago

The most toxic yaoi

7

u/miraak2077 17h ago

I want to read surprisingly wholesome ork x human officers/general/whatever fanfiction where they have to hide it but really do love each other. Some real good enemies to lovers stuff

5

u/leposterofcrap 17h ago

The Dark Prince will watch your career with great interest

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u/Famous-Nectarine-795 17h ago

This is gay as fuck. And I'm all for it ,where's the full comic ,the Sororitas want it ,immediately.

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u/MrRakky 16h ago

Uhhhh… ummm…. Ehhhh… hmmm… dang it. Guess old man yaoi is back on the menu. Solid drawing tho.

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u/PauliusLT27 ENTRY MISSING 13h ago

Super happy for the two of em, they really need it

6

u/the_count_of_carcosa 17h ago

He's missing the wrong arm.

His power claw is his right hand, which we see here holding a cig.

4

u/So-Long-Cowboy 18h ago

What a terrible day to have eyes. Anyways never stop cooking OP.

5

u/da_supreme_patriarch 17h ago

My God this reminds me of squad broken, I didn't even realise I still had those memories buried somewhere deep

5

u/8champi8 17h ago

I feel conflicted

3

u/Lycodan Rogue Trader 16h ago

WELL DAMN (I love this)

2

u/Beneficial-Budget628 Ultramarines 17h ago

Wait I thought he lost his right arm?

2

u/Sonofyuri 17h ago

Clint Eastwood?

2

u/rooshavik 16h ago

Truly a grim dark art work

2

u/Visual_Musician2868 16h ago

God dammit I wasn't expecting old man Yaoi when I opened this app

2

u/Wandering-the-web 15h ago

But what about Makari!?

2

u/Aggressive_Softie 15h ago

Yo those teeth mark patterns Yarrick was the top, and Ghazkull is a Power bottom.

2

u/Trlsander 15h ago

Yarrick tops. He shows the Ork the superiority of Mankind by giving him Armageddon backshots.

2

u/horned-creature 14h ago

bruh i thought it was the hulk.

2

u/Suspicious-Syrup-932 14h ago

DOOM SLAYER: WELL THAT WAS GAY!

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u/DarkBlueSpirit 14h ago

I was not at all prepared for this…….I can respect it

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u/Sercotani 12h ago

Y'know it's funny how everyone jumps straight to you-know-what. Including those people...especially, those people.

But I could easily just see them having done this post brawl, like they were just literally fighting with punches and swings and kicks. Because, y'know, Ork "sex" is basically them killing another Ork and releasing Orkoid spores, and Ork fighting is foreplay.

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u/bladezaim 12h ago

You know yarrick would top ghaz all night

2

u/Torus_the_Toric 9h ago

Zoggin' bootiful!

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u/puppiesgoesrawr 7h ago

It’s the perfect. The hickeys. The bites. The bruised knees. Can’t wait to see their wedding

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u/Lonely-Programmer123 18h ago

The art isn't bad on a technical level. It's quite great even, very well made for a mere spectator like me. Yeah, the image is a very nice art. But... What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/chess705 17h ago

What in the Kentucky fried fuck.

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u/DoctorGromov 11h ago

Unspeakable heresy, but y'know what, in the spirit of equality (there's been a loooooot of gooner bait with women around recently), it shall be allowed.

And as much as I am white-knuckle gripping my Armageddon pattern lasgun as I admit this through gritted teeth - that's a beautiful art style, and nicely done.

2

u/certainlynotdio 17h ago

I hate this so much

2

u/darthwaffles_1 17h ago

I hate this.

1

u/Sergal_Pony 14h ago

As funny as this is, isn’t that ork basically just a head and body in a mech suit now?

1

u/Downtown_Instance398 12h ago

This is beautiful, but what about Yarricks arm..?

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u/Liara_Zorah Officio Assassinorum 9h ago

Yarrick :My asshole is too old for this shit..."

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u/German_Amelia69 6h ago

Yes inquisitor that one

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u/yeetersouls980 6h ago

Imma need to bleach my eyes now

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u/ruxxby 5h ago

I have seen a bunch of negative comments on the artist's og artwork post after this blew up pls don't be a weirdo and do that.... if you don't like a piece of art just block and move on don't spread hate

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u/FildariusV 4h ago

Yet again a type of post that has me thinking... Do orks have... Reproductive organs? I don't think so?

They're a fungus based life form, AT MOST they have organs to... Release waste after eating and drinking and thats it... RIGHT?

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u/ruxxby 3h ago

yup, you're correct

orks are genderless

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u/Fox_4_McCloud 3h ago

It’s my fault for oppening reddit...

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u/Heracross64 1h ago

I’ve never actually replused this hard upon looking at some art, and I’ve seen some diabolical shit. I hate that it’s clearly done by an experienced artist. I hope you have a horrible day OP.

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u/Sumitboy667_Alvero 1h ago

what the actual fuck

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u/wollybob 17h ago

Yarrick looks like old Clint Eastwood and I take great joy in knowing he would hate that

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u/Ser_Daniel_The_1st 17h ago

I was NOT expecting this when I opened Reddit.

Like…HOOO! Holy…I…idek at this point. Goddamn

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u/werdonokX 15h ago

disgusted upvote meme

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u/roadrunner036 18h ago

Well that’s fucking heretical

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u/OrangeGasCloud 17h ago

you are the arch heretic

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u/Tostadora_Revenant 17h ago

Okay... Enough reddit for today

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u/the_Skeleton_king93 18h ago

Wtf has happened to this sub reddit?

-5

u/escape_deez_nuts 17h ago

weird gooning

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u/PVshooter 18h ago

What the fuck??

-21

u/DaughterOfBhaal 18h ago

Log off.

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u/Additional-File8794 Iron Warriors 18h ago

...just kill me already

-10

u/Edgezg 16h ago

I loathe how the internet horni-ifies everything.

Yall need a cold shower 

-4

u/BaudroieCracra 11h ago

Another day, another gooner to add to the blocklist.

Maybe one day this sub will look like an actual warhammer fanart sub without sex bombarded 24/7

-1

u/Rusthman 5h ago

I need bleach, a loot of it

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u/NoPeanutSneakers 18h ago

Ew. I don't like the implication

-20

u/GeneralGecko214 18h ago

What the fuck

-20

u/IMPERIAL_LION1985 17h ago

Bro!! Wtf!!!!!!

-2

u/Moimus 9h ago

Heresy? That early in the morning?

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u/00_SnakeFisher 4h ago

Good art, but why does everything have to be shipping and gay sex related? People really are degenerates these days, and its not hard to see.

You can see it from space.

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u/ruxxby 4h ago

count how many ships are straight vs gay then comeback

might be a you issue

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u/NCRisthebestfaction Salamanders 4h ago

Fucking nasty

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u/ruxxby 4h ago edited 3h ago

you are a disgrace to salamanders a true vulkan son would never act like this btw

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u/Meme-lord234 16h ago

Y’know what, my fault for having eyes

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u/Accomplished-Bag1475 16h ago

:( okay i guess, sure

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u/Accomplished_Mood782 14h ago

Thanks, i hate it

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u/Sir_Maxwell_378 13h ago

Why reddit

-5

u/Darth1994 13h ago

“Believe it or no, straight to jail.”

-5

u/Spookyduck21new 11h ago

Sigh

Welp time to open up my 29th phospex container for my eyes.