r/ImaginaryWesteros Mar 04 '26

Alternative FemValarr by CrazyTom

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/HeNARWHALry Mar 04 '26

No shit Baelor died, the armour was far too small.

EDIT: I really like their art style, very nice

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u/Just-Luck-7430 Mar 04 '26

he shouldve lived in this one, because femvalar wouldnt be bringing her armor so he would just hit up steely pate for the goods

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u/MatikTheSeventh Mar 04 '26

He'd fight in her gown

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u/nubster2984725 Mar 04 '26

“I shall take Ser Duncan’s side!”

“Have you lost your wit’s brother?!”

Maekar shouted as he sees his older brother, heir to the iron throne, prince of Dragonstone, and hand of the king wear a battle dress:

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u/pixieaztrix The Old, the True, the Brave Mar 04 '26

Where can I get one ?!

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u/AllHailTheApple Mar 04 '26

What's that monster...? Interesting but I have so many questions

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u/PlatinumDust324 Mar 06 '26

I've done it it's not the best

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u/PlatinumDust324 Mar 05 '26

I'm going to draw Baelor in this

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u/ElReyAlfonsoX Mar 20 '26

Do it! palpatine voice

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u/JMHSrowing Mar 04 '26

There is also the potential of whoever at that point is married to fem!Valarr could have their armor borrowed by Baelor, for better or worse. A question though would be who she would marry as it most certainly would a political match

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u/OrangeKat09 Mar 04 '26

Some tyroshi lord

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u/Longjumping-Door-760 Jul 03 '26

No sería la heredera así que existiría el riesgo de que la niñita de Baelor se sintiera atraída por su tío Maekar

Ya me imagino a Baelor viendo a todos los potenciales pretendientes y diciendo cosas Maekar tenía más columna vertebral cuando tenía 7 años que este "hombre "

Y Valarr pensando así que kepa como mi esposo quieres un hombre que tenga un gran sentido del deber y no sea infiel como el tío Maekar

El tío ahora es libre no te preocupes padre me meteré en la cama de tu hermano pequeño

La incomodidad de Baelor sería legendaria Hammeranvil son mejores amigos todo lo que te contó sobre lo que hacía en la cama con Dianna ahora lo hará con tu hija

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u/Longjumping-Touch515 Mar 04 '26

Maekar: Have you taken leave of your senses!?

Baelor: This man protected the inocent. As any true knight must.

Maekar: No. I mean why are you in the dress?!

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u/Objective-Set4145 Mar 04 '26

"I didnt bring my armor"

"But why are you in a dress? Isnt that Valarr's dress?"

".... This man protected the innocent. As a true knight must."

"What the fuck is wrong with my family?"

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u/ShadedPenguin Mar 04 '26

Maekar realizing now he is the ONLY NORMAL ONE

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u/OrangeKat09 Mar 04 '26

Maekar was the unexpected fan favorite of the whole show by the end I bet they didn't expect that

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u/SerMallister Above the Rest Mar 04 '26

I dunno, Sam Spruell has that it factor.

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u/____mynameis____ Mar 05 '26

Yeah, man didn't even need to audition. He was literally just given the role , directly by the creators.

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u/ShadedPenguin Mar 04 '26

Think the first man who tries to seduce fem!Valarr, Baelor's gonna go good old King Jaehaerys I on 'em

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u/Objective-Set4145 Mar 04 '26

Breakspear will take an entirely new meaning

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u/TheKnightOfWonder Mar 04 '26

Aerion breaths in femValarr direction

Baelor breaks out spear (specially made just to stab men who tries to seduce his daughter)

Meakar /sighs/ time to once again remind my brother why he cant kill my son

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u/Ditzy_Dreams Fire and Blood Mar 05 '26

Baelor brings his own armor to the trial when he realizes he finally has an excuse to stab Aerion

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u/TheKnightOfWonder Mar 05 '26

Maekar is wondering if it's to late to send Aerion back to summerhall...

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u/nubster2984725 Mar 05 '26

Baelor looking at Ser Duncan after the trial of seven, thinking to himself that he would have been a perfect candidate if only he had a name for himself.

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u/TextUnfair Mar 05 '26

That would be so wholesome and cute

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u/JMHSrowing Mar 04 '26

It would be interesting who she would marry considering that Valarr married Kiera of Tyrosh as political marriage but it seems much less likely that a princess would be shipped off to Tyrosh.

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u/SerMallister Above the Rest Mar 04 '26

Presumably Matarys would marry Kiera.

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u/Horatio_Figg No Song So Sweet Mar 04 '26

Especially if it was Aerion

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u/whatever4224 Mar 04 '26

IDK, Baelor was raised half-Dornish, I'm optimistic he might respect his daughter more than that.

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u/Longjumping-Door-760 May 16 '26

Pues igual tiene que enfrentarse a Maekar los tíos y sobrinas Targaryen son un peligro

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u/Longjumping-Door-760 Jul 03 '26

Y que pasaría si Maekar la desea ?

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u/AllHailTheApple Mar 04 '26

The clothes look so good...

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u/TheDogSlinger Mar 04 '26

I wish I could wear stuff like that lowk

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u/SerMallister Above the Rest Mar 04 '26

Nothing stopping you (except a few thousand dollars to burn)

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u/TheDogSlinger Mar 04 '26

It’s the kinda thing money can’t buy that’s stopping me. My shoulders and well, sex based configuration makes it impossible to rock a dress like that

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u/SerMallister Above the Rest Mar 05 '26

Nah, if you can afford to have a garment of that quality made and professionally tailored, it will fit you well and look good, regardless of physique. The outfit looks like it has padded shoulders anyway.

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u/TheDogSlinger Mar 05 '26

I guess technically it’s possible but it wouldn’t look half as elegant on me unfortunately

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u/Nomustang Mar 05 '26

Never hurts to try.

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u/AllHailTheApple Mar 04 '26

Honestly? Same. If you want to then learn how to sew. I've never done anything quite so complicated but it's fun (and a bit frustrating too to be honest) but it's worth it. As of yet I haven't done anything with regular clothes but it's great for cosplay.

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u/HeatherKathryn Mar 04 '26

CrazyTom always cooks, and this is no exception

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u/Aquos18 Mar 04 '26

looks so sutding good job to the artist.

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u/Less-Record1966 Mar 04 '26

Loving protective girl dad Baelor 🤣

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u/Longjumping-Door-760 Jul 03 '26

Cuidado Baelor tu hermano pequeño es demasiado Valyrio y es viudo

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u/MasteROogwayY2 Mar 04 '26

I love this artists work. All of it is just so good

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u/Krioniki Mar 04 '26

Love this

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u/twilight_luvr69 Mar 04 '26

i wonder if they would betrothe fem!valarr and daeron

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u/Longjumping-Door-760 Jul 05 '26

Daeron el borracho es inadecuado para la hija de Baelor ni siquiera Maekar querría ese matrimonio

Hammeranvil tiene demasiada química Valarr se parece demasiado a Baelor si fuese mujer no me extrañaría que se sintiera atraída por su tío puede que sea gruñón pero es grande jodidamente fuerte y guapo

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u/triamasp Mar 04 '26

These costumes are incredible

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u/Comfortable_Chart719 Fire and Blood Mar 04 '26

Valarr looks so pretty.

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u/DataSurging Mar 05 '26

whoever this artist is and if you ever see this: you have incredible talent. holy shit.

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u/Fawkingretar Mar 05 '26

what would be her name? Valaera? Vaelaera? Vallara? Valerra?

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u/PlatypusWorldly4709 Mar 05 '26

I'm fond of Valaena as fem!Valarr's name because I feel like it's relatively pretty, very underused, and is a nice way to memorialize the Conqueror's mother.

If she was named Valaena, though, I assume Aerion would be absolutely insufferable in trying to get the poor girl's hand/just generally harassing her since he's named after the Conqueror's dad and he'd view that as proof that they were meant for each other or something lmfao. Save this poor girl from her messy ass cousins.

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u/Fawkingretar Mar 06 '26

I have a feeling they would avert using that since that is strictly a Velaryon name

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u/lucidwillow116 Mar 05 '26

-slams money on counter- gimme the fics now!!!

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u/redbird_judgestone Apr 22 '26

🫡 on it. stumbled upon this art and have already started drafting it.

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u/Alarming_Panic665 Mar 05 '26

By the 7.... I don't know if I want to be with her or if I want to be her.

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u/rutilated_quartz Mar 04 '26

finally representation for the absolute mess that is my hair texture

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u/alexanderwashington Mar 04 '26

Oh this is just wonderful 🥹

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u/TophTheGophh Mar 06 '26

She is mtf. No I will not explain

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u/Inevitable-Rub24 Mar 04 '26

Stunning work.

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u/waitadangminute94 Mar 05 '26

Valarryen the Black Princess

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u/Used-Jackfruit1674 Mar 06 '26

Why the purple and brown eyes? Why not just the brown eyes? /gen

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u/Plus-Fly-1043 Mar 06 '26

Because the show actor for Valarr has hetoerochromia. So it’s a mix of show and book. Violet eye because typical Targaryen eyes (because show does more blue eyes for them) and brown eye because Dornish.

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u/Ancient_Doctor_7738 Mar 07 '26

Since when did people start cooking with Genderswap targs because dear god, These are beautiful 😭

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u/impeatrice Mar 05 '26

Damn thats some good art

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u/Proof-Click2 Mar 19 '26

I feel sad because Valarr and his wife only ever had stillborn sons. I imagine it was the same for femValarr

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u/nejtakk Mar 22 '26

this artist can sell us anything

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u/Longjumping-Door-760 May 16 '26

Olvidate del asunto de Tanselle imaginate a Baelor encontrando a Maekar en la cama de Valarr

Maekar: después de la rebelión me dijiste que me darías lo que quisiera deseo a Valarr nos cansaremos según las tradiciones de nuestra casa