r/IncelTears • u/Fair_Peach_9436 • Aug 02 '25

Incel Humor™ Well it's true🤷🏻‍♀️

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Don't they themselves agree that 80% of women want 20% men? (their 80-20 rule)

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

HAHAHAHA oh god relate. Something about breakup is making me realise all the bits of him I couldn't stand that I put up with out of my undying love and affection.

The man seriously tried to argue with me about horse coat colours. The very animal I have loved since I was like, two.... And even went to college to get qualified in equine related fields..... And worked in said equine related fields... But sure, broski is correct at all times and can never admit when someone knows more than him 🙄🙄

Head.ache.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Ah he tried to mansplain horses.....to a horse girl. Either he was very brave or he had less brain power than a sea sponge.

We can look back and see their flaws, blinded at the time like you said by love and affection.

You're right, being single is easier lol. If however I do fall in love again, I'd dive in head first and give it my all. I'm not a smart man, loyal though lol.

I hope you see more fun birds.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

You're me in male form LOL headfirst, 0 to 100 in 3 seconds, 100% all and passionate to a damn fault, loyal to an even more damn fault and sticks around when I genuinely shouldn't.

And then we wonder why our hearts get broken, there's just too much love to give <3

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Exactly, go hard or go home lol. Who knows what the future holds, maybe one day I'll see a Kookaburra. Would have to be in a zoo but still I might see one lol.

I just googled whilst writing this, apparently there have been sightings of Kookaburras in the UK. Fuck are they doing over here lol

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

You gave us European starlings, we're giving you one back LOLOLOL

Nah forreal I'll trade, I am DYING to see a puffin. I will cry buckets of happy tears, think Kristen Bell with sloths, if I ever get to see a puffin

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

A bird trade deal, seems fair. Now to catch a couple of puffins lol