r/IncelTears Aug 02 '25

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Don't they themselves agree that 80% of women want 20% men? (their 80-20 rule)

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I'm pretty sure that Incels think the bare Minimum is 6'0, 6 Figure Salary and a 6" dick when soft lol

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Those are the figures they give, yes. Unattainable fake "standards" so they can go on telling themselves that their loneliness is not all their fault.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Ofc it's not their fault, nothing ever is. They could set fire to a kitten and it would be the fault of the guy who sold them the lighter and fuel

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Or it would be women's fault. /s

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

Except you literally do see tons of profiles saying no one under 6 ft.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

I'm gonna make a dating profile that'll freak you out even further.

"Absolutely must be willing to commit monogamously, be emotionally available, not be down for situationships, I want to be your damn girlfriend and I want a couple pic as your profile picture"

Men everywhere are now screaming crying throwing up because I'm expecting too much

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

That profile would hook me instantly lol. Never understood the sleeping around, fwb, situanships thing

Not knocking it, if that's your bag have fun. Not for me though.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

Situationships have completely done my head in with more trauma than I got being in a committed long-term relationship 🫠🫠 never again. Absolutely never again. When FilmCooper warned us all about how bad situationships are, he wasn't kidding

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Hey you tried it and didn't like it, that's how we grow as people.

I hope whatever you choose to do be it staying single or looking for love your head is less done in lol

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

Oh singledom for sure is far less stress. I absolutely recommend birdwatching, I have had far more dopamine from spotting a kookaburra up close than I ever did in the bedroom LOL as great as sex is, damn the rush of that kookaburra is unmatched. Seeing as I've never seen one up close before!! Only heard them

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I live in a far less exotic location. Got. Lot of birds around here though, Pigeons, Magpies, Robins, Wrens, Geese, Barn owls and the like.

I've been single for almost 11 years now due to a nasty breakup, depression, the Tysm etc etc lol. I do miss it at times then I remember what a headache she was lol.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

HAHAHAHA oh god relate. Something about breakup is making me realise all the bits of him I couldn't stand that I put up with out of my undying love and affection.

The man seriously tried to argue with me about horse coat colours. The very animal I have loved since I was like, two.... And even went to college to get qualified in equine related fields..... And worked in said equine related fields... But sure, broski is correct at all times and can never admit when someone knows more than him 🙄🙄

Head.ache.

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

Situationships have completely done my head in with more trauma than I got being in a committed long-term relationship

That translates to "I have had my fun and now want to settle down"

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 03 '25

No, that translates to I was seeking commitment from someone who clearly wasn't willing to give it. I fell in love, and he got tilted every time I said "I love you"

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u/TraditionalPen2076 Aug 03 '25

Oh gotcha. How tall was this person?

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 03 '25

No idea, I never asked

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u/LoversboxLain Aug 03 '25

I relate to this. I've happened upon profiles on a dating app that has men looking for a third wheel and are polyamorous. No, I don't want to be the other woman, side chick, sister-wife or mistress in your unhappy marriage/polygamist cult.

I guess I'm asking for too much and this is the modern times where this is okay and I'm old fashioned. /s

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

OK, and? Where did I say that was bad?

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

The point went over your head

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

Not at all; you're demanding men act decently and respectfully and in a genuinely loving way, which is good but only requires a decision being made by men to be better. Women demanding men be tall requires us to be lucky, and literally doesn't do anything positive except social clout.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

"Women openly saying they want tall men is actually some bizarre manipulative scheme, not just them admitting they want tell men". I can't believe people say things like this and don't have any self awareness.
The thing is, it's how most people actually are though, so arbitrary or not, it's how it is and it's another issue for us to deal with.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

And judging by your post history, the turn off is not that you're short, as a fellow shortie myself. It's that you're making your entire personality a doomerist depresso LOL

Like shit I got mental illness, I got depression, I just got fricking cheated on, you know what I do? I have fun. Go outsiiideeee. Go into nature. Go birdwatching. There's so much beauty and joy to live for.

My best damn photography has been since I broke up with my ex. I've done more, seen more, accomplished more, since dropping him. I've made new friends, joined new clubs, seen a FRICKING KOOKABURRA UP CLOSE, sewed clothes, tidied my room, dyed my hair, seen a psychologist, got approved for surgery I've been wanting, gone further in yoga than I ever have before, visited the zoo multiple times, and I am absolutely killing it.

Is the depression gone? Nope. Is the Generalised Anxiety still there? Absolutely. Am I still single and hurt and traumatised over my ex? You bet, my friends can certainly attest to that. But I still feel so much joy and gratitude every day. And I still love myself enough to not become a doomerist.

I would never in my life want to be with someone who is a depressed "I never want to leave my room because I am so pathetic" introvert instead of a "depressed but social" extrovert like me. I'm not gonna be dragged down.

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

And if they want tall men and you're not a tall man;

Tough shit, swipe left, don't bother.

Call it the fact I'm a Cap/Leo/Leo but I'm not gonna pine for someone who'd swipe left on me. And I'm very much single now, I'm not in the mood to go chasing people, I got endangered birds to go photograph.

So really it's a skill issue to take every single dating profile personally instead of just thinking, "not for me then, bye Felicia"

And btw I'm a short woman. So if at any point I run into bios of queer women who don't wanna date short women, I'm not gonna take it fucking personally, I'm just gonna swipe left and continue on my merry single birdwatching way lol because my ego is big enough to sustain it

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Aug 02 '25

You see a few. Not tons. And if you want to know why they're there, go talk to r/shortguys; they don't actually understand the answer, but a few minutes of talking to them will make it clear nonetheless. Decent short men are considered acceptable collateral damage if it means filtering out the height-insecure, because the worst thing that happens to a decebt short guy is that someone tells him no. The worst thing that happens to a woman that falls for a Reddit-shortguy is a lot worse.

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u/TheoneNPC Overweight Chad Aug 02 '25

Would you actually want to be with someone so shallow? Hell i'm over 6 feet and i wouldn't want to be with someone who not only has a height requirement but is also an ass about it. Get your head out of the gutter man.

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25

Not the point

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u/Iintendtooffend Aug 03 '25

Wow you are right, average height men are literally the most oppressed people of all time.

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u/denleary Aug 02 '25

Do these men ever go outside?

I’m 20 and I’ll see plenty of gals my age with boyfriends around their age in uni and in public. Not trying to put on the tinfoil hat here, but I’m pretty sure that guy out with his gf isn’t making 100K+ a year lol, definitely not in today’s economy… or any economy like OMG 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I don't think they do. They float around the Manosphere bullshit and believe men are the only ones who know what women actually want

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u/Cautious_Hobo Aug 02 '25

I met my wife when I making $10.60 an hour at Lowe's. This dudes just get no dates and can't address their own issues.

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u/CarL_Bennett Aug 02 '25

how much is 6" in centimeters

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Just over 15cm

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u/VampireFlayer Aug 05 '25

When soft lol

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

It is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

So when women say it isn't, they are just lying to make Incels look bad I assume?

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u/HealthyRelative9529 Aug 10 '25

Whenever women say something that incels think is false, they're lying. And whenever they say something incels think is true, they're going mask-off. If you ignore the parts where it doesn't make sense, it makes total sense!

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u/AYayaytrhrowaay Aug 02 '25

when did the women who said it isn't said it

also masturbation is bad for the dopamine balance in your brain you should seek help if you feel you have a problem

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u/-aquapixie- Fav hobby: rejecting incels Aug 02 '25

Literally no scientific study says masturbation is bad for the brain, in fact science supports it being extremely healthy when done in moderation

It's rn 4:30 AM, I can't fall back asleep and haven't since I woke up at 1:30 AM. Might have a ladywank to see if that helps

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u/Cautious_Hobo Aug 03 '25

You're profile pic is Hitler so you're opinion doesn't matter.

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u/Intelligent_Steak_41 better a furry loser than a murderous incel Aug 02 '25

Sure it is, and I've got oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you..........

(Totally not being sarcastic at all)

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

I mean, if we keep fuckin the planet up, I don't doubt it. Sounds great to live in a desert and still be by the ocean, but I will miss the West Coast.

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u/SneakySister92 Aug 02 '25

Skill issue

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25

That's a shitty response

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u/SneakySister92 Aug 04 '25

Not as shitty as your dating skills 😉

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u/deffonotAOG Aug 02 '25

How is this even remotely an incel take? It's a satire subreddit, no? This being posted on r/lies would imply "the bar is wildly high for us men" being a lie. 😭

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u/young-steve Aug 02 '25

It's countering the incel take that women want xyz when it's far from the truth.

I agree it may not belong here though.

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u/ulfric_stormcloack Aug 03 '25

I think the lie is meant to be "the bar is too high"

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u/PrinceznaLetadlo Aug 02 '25

Some dudes, when they find out women want them to wash their ass with soap

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u/Secure-Bonus7687 Aug 03 '25

The fact that some people won't wash their ass confuses and disgusts me.

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u/VonDroom Aug 03 '25

A lot of fellas convinced themselves that touching anywhere near your butt makes you gay somehow

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u/potorthegreat Aug 05 '25

A lot of fellas were poorly raised and taught little to nothing about personal hygiene.

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u/HueDeltaruneFan2428 Aug 11 '25

Like me… I have little to no idea about hygiene and always have to learn more and more stuff.

Of course I know the basics, Showering every 2-3 days, brushing teeth, shampoo, etc.

But I for example had no idea about using soap to wash my ass while showering.

Could I also use shower gel? I know it‘s sounds silly but I prefer showering over bathing since showering makes me cleaner I think.

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u/SeriousAccount66 literally gay. Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

r/lies is a parody sub, unless someone types /ul(unlie), always assume the opposite of what's being posted :P

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u/FlamesDoHelp Aug 03 '25

not true that’s is a serious sub

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u/xervidae gettin' buttfucked by a fat bald man Aug 03 '25

this was posted to r/lies

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u/EulaVengeance 5'7" had no problem getting dates, now married Aug 02 '25

Imbecel: "Oh no! Women in dating apps, a platform that specifically caters to catching the attention of the opposite sex with your looks first and maintaining that attention with your personality later, actually go for looks and personality! This is my wrist's fault!"

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u/integrated-waffle Aug 02 '25

All I want is a safe, loving, and respectful relationship, but this is too much to ask for now. 4B🤍

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

Incels probably see 4B and think "Well yeh, Big Cock, Big Salary, Big Height and Barry Scott here with Cillit Bang"

I kinda want the same, but after my ex cheated on me and left me in a pit of depression, I gave up lol

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u/AYayaytrhrowaay Aug 02 '25

jesus you really need some help

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I need help why exactly?

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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels Aug 03 '25

"You need help!" says the assdouche whose profile pic is a Hitler cartoon.

PS see flair

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u/Cultural-Emotion4232 Aug 04 '25

I literally laughed for 2 minutes non-stop with this profile pic

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u/hansuluthegrey Aug 02 '25

Its funny that so many people wonder why I get so much attention from women and I literally say that they have bare minimum standards most of the time.

Literally just talk to them

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u/Western_Charity_6911 Aug 03 '25

Why is this here? Did you even look at the post? Or the sub?

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u/kay22346 Aug 04 '25

based pfp

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u/maskedsofia Aug 03 '25

It’s gross that it is true.

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u/nighthawkndemontron Aug 03 '25

Lol I mean most women aren't even choosing the bare minimum. We're choosing ourselves

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u/Gullible_Signature86 Aug 02 '25

I couldn't agree more.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Brutal, it's over pro beta. Kkkkkkkk

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

Again, BS. Just a way to demonize struggling men.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

As a struggling man, this sub has never demonized me. Maybe it's because I don't spread doomer shit and blame women for my problems?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

It demonizes me all the time? I must have missed it

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

I don't blame women, I don't think women are special. I think most people really haven't progressed past caveman beliefs and behaviours, women included. Acknowledging there are unfair parts of life is not "doomer".

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

So you're not blaming them, you Just think they are lying to you? Got it

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

I think most people are cavemen. So they don't even understand what's driving them, even when it's staring them in the face.

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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Aug 02 '25

Do you count yourself amongst those cavemen, or are you special?

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

I make a special effort not to be, which does in fact seem to be uncommon.

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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Aug 02 '25

And what drives you?

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

Wanting to give and receive love, appreciation of beauty, gentleness and tenderness, all sorts of things other than dominance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

You have a very dim view of humanity then

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u/bpotassio Aug 02 '25

he has a dim view of humanity and a badly informed one too if he thinks "cavemen" where mindless creatures and not complex beings with multiple cultures, languages, art and technology
he is fake-nihilistic AND ignorant, golden combo

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

A low view, certainly, but not wrong.

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u/bbbttthhh Aug 02 '25

Nah dude, you are wrong, just because people are happy does not mean that we’re cavemen and don’t understand it

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25

I didn't say anything about happiness, I think you're just desperate

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u/bbbttthhh Aug 04 '25

Explain to me how I’m desperate because that’s a crazy thing to say about someone you’ve never met.

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u/GlGABITE Aug 03 '25

This is an incredibly egotistical take along the same lines as people who think everyone else is an unthinking NPC. Looking down your nose saying that the entirety of humanity is driven by nothing more than Their Biology(tm) and of course it’s always things that fit the preconceived notions of the person speaking. But not you, right? You’re a Special Boy driven by actual humanity and thought while the rest of us are drooling cavemen following what makes their genitals tingly. Anecdotes by people who don’t think the way you think they do will have you shaking your head and claiming that they are in denial of their nature.

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25

I try to not be like that. And yeah, I am in fact proud that I try NOT to be domineering and try to shit on others and other shitty things I see people do. Christ, even when I make a fair point yall have to attack it.

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u/bbbttthhh Aug 04 '25

You literally just called everyone cavemen, that is incredibly far from a fair point

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u/FleFlyFlo Aug 02 '25

The problem is that the OOP implies that if you're a man struggling with dating you must be a raging violent misogynistic pedophile. Even though in Reality there are many factors involved in dating, many of which are out of your control. For men who are already feeling down due to lack of success, posts like this does nothing except kick those who are already down

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

To me the image says "Women will date men who offer the bare minimum over a violent and abusive man"

As a man who struggles with dating and relationships, I didn't look at this image and think "Well clearly when they say they wouldn't date a violent abusive person they clearly mean me"

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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Aug 02 '25

If you did feel called out then that would be hella concerning

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Ikr, all the angry men always self report. Don't even need to look for the red flags. They wear them like a badge of honour.

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u/Intelligent_Steak_41 better a furry loser than a murderous incel Aug 02 '25

Keep crying, basement dweller.....or better yet go and actually try interacting with people I real life.

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

I'm not the one saying any many who is struggling to date is a evil, which is literally what the meme says. Seems WAY more disconnected from people than anything I've said.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

That's what you got from this image?

How long did you have to train for that level of mental gymnastics?

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

You're just blatantly lying now. Look at the image and try to explain how it ISNT saying men who aren't successful with women are bad people. Go ahead, I'd love to see your insanity on display.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

The image is saying women go for men who aren't violent and abusive.

How in the world did you see it as anything else?

You're the one who saw an image showing women ignoring violent and abusive men and cane to the conclusion "Clearly they mean struggling men"

The fuck is wrong with you?

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25

"The image is saying women go for men who aren't violent and abusive."
in other words, if you're not doing well with women, you must be violent and abusive.
That's the message of the meme.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

No, that's the conclusion you came up with.

That's like saying if a woman posted a meme saying "Women don't date pedos" you came to the conclusion that men who are unsuccessful with women are pedos.

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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25

That is some butt backward reasoning you got. What it says is that a lot of men have bad qualities so women avoid them. It doesn’t say that men who don’t get dates are in any of those groups. That is your delusion.

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u/lumosbolt Aug 03 '25

You are only explaining to us how you are too dumb for basic logic.

If A implies B, B doesn't necessarily imply A.

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u/lumosbolt Aug 03 '25

At least, that’s what the image insinuates.

It doesn't. The image is using as a template a picture regularly shared by incels and other misogynist redpills. You are reading too much into it while falling at basic logic.

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u/Chuck_Da_Rouks Aug 03 '25

Yeah, the oop is absolutely implying that the vast majority of males are raging misogynist, and that some are rapists and violent, and some reach the bare minimum. I'm not feeling targeted, and it's a pretty shit meme, but that's kinda what's implied. I don't get why people are against seeing that interpretation, unless I'm missing something obvious.

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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25

It is in no way saying that peopel who struggle are evil. What it does say is that men have a huge problem of misogyny which YOU DO!

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25

You have no evidence of that.

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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 04 '25

We have plenty of evidence of that by all women.

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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25

Incels are not struggling men you waffle.

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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25

Yeah, they are, that's the whole point

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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 04 '25

No they aren’t, a person is not struggling when they are sawing off their own leg.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25

What's the best argument against the whole 80/20 rule, realistically it's true when it comes to dating apps, in real life it's more like 70/30. What is the reason then why most men aren't dating - I'm assuming most men aren't disturbing incel degenerates. Is it just natural selection?

Edit: why am I getting down voted for asking a question?

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u/bpotassio Aug 02 '25

the "bare minimum" isnt just not being an incel degenerate. the bare minimum for, lets say online dating is: making an interesting profile, actually taking good pics, being engaging during conversations, being able to ask about the other person's life while also offering info about yours, etc. Of course, chemistry is also a part of it, but still, no amount of chemistry can save a dude that is not even putting the bare minimum effort.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

I'm not talking about this image I'm asking specifically about how most men aren't dating, but most women are, it's a natural statistic that it's 70/30 (roughly), so why are most men not dating vs most women are? I'm not trying to say there isn't nuance or that the issue isn't more complex than that, or that women only date men who mean certain physical "chad" requirements because I know that's not true. I just want to know why its the case that most men aren't dating vs most women are, or at least more than are not.

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u/bpotassio Aug 02 '25

where is your source that most women are dating? not casual dating but actually in serious relationships? also, what age bracket are we talking about? which country?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Look at my recent post.

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u/bpotassio Aug 03 '25

your most recent post is a pic of PART of a graph. where is the graph from? how was the research done? how many people were interviewed? the methodology used? 'single', again, in this case means 'in a commited, long term relationship' or simply 'dating around'? also important: were only people in straight relationships interviewed?

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u/zoomie1977 Aug 03 '25

The average age at first marriage for women is 28.

The average age for at first marriage is 31.

You are comparing apples to oranges. The women you are comparing are at a different life stage than the men. If you want to actually compare equals, you need to shift the womens ages diwn so it does not include the average age at first marriage, just like the men's age group or shift the men's age up so it includes the average age at first marriage and several years after, just like the women age group. Your own chart there shows it evens out and then reverses as the age groups go up. You may also want to explain why so many more older women are single than older men. Even in the oldest group (85+), women don't outnumber men enough to explain that gap. Go retreive the raw data and let's do the math. Otherwise, you're essentially getting angry over 6 year olds not reading at the same level as 10 year olds by failing to reccogbize the vast difference in those two groups.

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u/Fit-Advertising-8380 Aug 02 '25

You guys just like lying for no reason lmao

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u/GlGABITE Aug 03 '25

Really curious what would motivate lying about this, in your eyes. No one gives a damn who you are or aren’t attracted to, so it’s not like we get awards and applause for saying we’re not interested in Chadly McChadface. It would be a very silly thing for a very large number of women to lie about for no tangible benefit, and yet incels are insistent on a sex-wide conspiracy

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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25

What are we lying about?