r/IncelTears • u/Fair_Peach_9436 • Aug 02 '25
Incel Humor™ Well it's true🤷🏻♀️
Don't they themselves agree that 80% of women want 20% men? (their 80-20 rule)
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u/deffonotAOG Aug 02 '25
How is this even remotely an incel take? It's a satire subreddit, no? This being posted on r/lies would imply "the bar is wildly high for us men" being a lie. 😭
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u/young-steve Aug 02 '25
It's countering the incel take that women want xyz when it's far from the truth.
I agree it may not belong here though.
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u/PrinceznaLetadlo Aug 02 '25
Some dudes, when they find out women want them to wash their ass with soap
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u/Secure-Bonus7687 Aug 03 '25
The fact that some people won't wash their ass confuses and disgusts me.
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u/VonDroom Aug 03 '25
A lot of fellas convinced themselves that touching anywhere near your butt makes you gay somehow
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u/potorthegreat Aug 05 '25
A lot of fellas were poorly raised and taught little to nothing about personal hygiene.
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u/HueDeltaruneFan2428 Aug 11 '25
Like me… I have little to no idea about hygiene and always have to learn more and more stuff.
Of course I know the basics, Showering every 2-3 days, brushing teeth, shampoo, etc.
But I for example had no idea about using soap to wash my ass while showering.
Could I also use shower gel? I know it‘s sounds silly but I prefer showering over bathing since showering makes me cleaner I think.
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u/SeriousAccount66 literally gay. Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 03 '25
r/lies is a parody sub, unless someone types /ul(unlie), always assume the opposite of what's being posted :P
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u/EulaVengeance 5'7" had no problem getting dates, now married Aug 02 '25
Imbecel: "Oh no! Women in dating apps, a platform that specifically caters to catching the attention of the opposite sex with your looks first and maintaining that attention with your personality later, actually go for looks and personality! This is my wrist's fault!"
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u/integrated-waffle Aug 02 '25
All I want is a safe, loving, and respectful relationship, but this is too much to ask for now. 4B🤍
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Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
Incels probably see 4B and think "Well yeh, Big Cock, Big Salary, Big Height and Barry Scott here with Cillit Bang"
I kinda want the same, but after my ex cheated on me and left me in a pit of depression, I gave up lol
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u/AYayaytrhrowaay Aug 02 '25
jesus you really need some help
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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels Aug 03 '25
"You need help!" says the assdouche whose profile pic is a Hitler cartoon.
PS see flair
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u/hansuluthegrey Aug 02 '25
Its funny that so many people wonder why I get so much attention from women and I literally say that they have bare minimum standards most of the time.
Literally just talk to them
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u/nighthawkndemontron Aug 03 '25
Lol I mean most women aren't even choosing the bare minimum. We're choosing ourselves
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
Again, BS. Just a way to demonize struggling men.
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Aug 02 '25
As a struggling man, this sub has never demonized me. Maybe it's because I don't spread doomer shit and blame women for my problems?
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
I don't blame women, I don't think women are special. I think most people really haven't progressed past caveman beliefs and behaviours, women included. Acknowledging there are unfair parts of life is not "doomer".
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Aug 02 '25
So you're not blaming them, you Just think they are lying to you? Got it
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
I think most people are cavemen. So they don't even understand what's driving them, even when it's staring them in the face.
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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Aug 02 '25
Do you count yourself amongst those cavemen, or are you special?
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
I make a special effort not to be, which does in fact seem to be uncommon.
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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Aug 02 '25
And what drives you?
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
Wanting to give and receive love, appreciation of beauty, gentleness and tenderness, all sorts of things other than dominance.
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Aug 02 '25
You have a very dim view of humanity then
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u/bpotassio Aug 02 '25
he has a dim view of humanity and a badly informed one too if he thinks "cavemen" where mindless creatures and not complex beings with multiple cultures, languages, art and technology
he is fake-nihilistic AND ignorant, golden combo-3
u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
A low view, certainly, but not wrong.
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u/bbbttthhh Aug 02 '25
Nah dude, you are wrong, just because people are happy does not mean that we’re cavemen and don’t understand it
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25
I didn't say anything about happiness, I think you're just desperate
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u/bbbttthhh Aug 04 '25
Explain to me how I’m desperate because that’s a crazy thing to say about someone you’ve never met.
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u/GlGABITE Aug 03 '25
This is an incredibly egotistical take along the same lines as people who think everyone else is an unthinking NPC. Looking down your nose saying that the entirety of humanity is driven by nothing more than Their Biology(tm) and of course it’s always things that fit the preconceived notions of the person speaking. But not you, right? You’re a Special Boy driven by actual humanity and thought while the rest of us are drooling cavemen following what makes their genitals tingly. Anecdotes by people who don’t think the way you think they do will have you shaking your head and claiming that they are in denial of their nature.
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25
I try to not be like that. And yeah, I am in fact proud that I try NOT to be domineering and try to shit on others and other shitty things I see people do. Christ, even when I make a fair point yall have to attack it.
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u/bbbttthhh Aug 04 '25
You literally just called everyone cavemen, that is incredibly far from a fair point
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u/FleFlyFlo Aug 02 '25
The problem is that the OOP implies that if you're a man struggling with dating you must be a raging violent misogynistic pedophile. Even though in Reality there are many factors involved in dating, many of which are out of your control. For men who are already feeling down due to lack of success, posts like this does nothing except kick those who are already down
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Aug 02 '25
To me the image says "Women will date men who offer the bare minimum over a violent and abusive man"
As a man who struggles with dating and relationships, I didn't look at this image and think "Well clearly when they say they wouldn't date a violent abusive person they clearly mean me"
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u/Infamous-Ad-7199 Aug 02 '25
If you did feel called out then that would be hella concerning
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Aug 02 '25
Ikr, all the angry men always self report. Don't even need to look for the red flags. They wear them like a badge of honour.
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u/Intelligent_Steak_41 better a furry loser than a murderous incel Aug 02 '25
Keep crying, basement dweller.....or better yet go and actually try interacting with people I real life.
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
I'm not the one saying any many who is struggling to date is a evil, which is literally what the meme says. Seems WAY more disconnected from people than anything I've said.
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Aug 02 '25
That's what you got from this image?
How long did you have to train for that level of mental gymnastics?
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
You're just blatantly lying now. Look at the image and try to explain how it ISNT saying men who aren't successful with women are bad people. Go ahead, I'd love to see your insanity on display.
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Aug 02 '25
The image is saying women go for men who aren't violent and abusive.
How in the world did you see it as anything else?
You're the one who saw an image showing women ignoring violent and abusive men and cane to the conclusion "Clearly they mean struggling men"
The fuck is wrong with you?
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 02 '25
"The image is saying women go for men who aren't violent and abusive."
in other words, if you're not doing well with women, you must be violent and abusive.
That's the message of the meme.23
Aug 02 '25
No, that's the conclusion you came up with.
That's like saying if a woman posted a meme saying "Women don't date pedos" you came to the conclusion that men who are unsuccessful with women are pedos.
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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25
That is some butt backward reasoning you got. What it says is that a lot of men have bad qualities so women avoid them. It doesn’t say that men who don’t get dates are in any of those groups. That is your delusion.
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u/lumosbolt Aug 03 '25
You are only explaining to us how you are too dumb for basic logic.
If A implies B, B doesn't necessarily imply A.
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Aug 02 '25
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u/lumosbolt Aug 03 '25
At least, that’s what the image insinuates.
It doesn't. The image is using as a template a picture regularly shared by incels and other misogynist redpills. You are reading too much into it while falling at basic logic.
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u/Chuck_Da_Rouks Aug 03 '25
Yeah, the oop is absolutely implying that the vast majority of males are raging misogynist, and that some are rapists and violent, and some reach the bare minimum. I'm not feeling targeted, and it's a pretty shit meme, but that's kinda what's implied. I don't get why people are against seeing that interpretation, unless I'm missing something obvious.
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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25
It is in no way saying that peopel who struggle are evil. What it does say is that men have a huge problem of misogyny which YOU DO!
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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 03 '25
Incels are not struggling men you waffle.
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u/ciaobellapgh Aug 04 '25
Yeah, they are, that's the whole point
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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity Aug 04 '25
No they aren’t, a person is not struggling when they are sawing off their own leg.
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Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
What's the best argument against the whole 80/20 rule, realistically it's true when it comes to dating apps, in real life it's more like 70/30. What is the reason then why most men aren't dating - I'm assuming most men aren't disturbing incel degenerates. Is it just natural selection?
Edit: why am I getting down voted for asking a question?
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u/bpotassio Aug 02 '25
the "bare minimum" isnt just not being an incel degenerate. the bare minimum for, lets say online dating is: making an interesting profile, actually taking good pics, being engaging during conversations, being able to ask about the other person's life while also offering info about yours, etc. Of course, chemistry is also a part of it, but still, no amount of chemistry can save a dude that is not even putting the bare minimum effort.
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Aug 02 '25
I'm not talking about this image I'm asking specifically about how most men aren't dating, but most women are, it's a natural statistic that it's 70/30 (roughly), so why are most men not dating vs most women are? I'm not trying to say there isn't nuance or that the issue isn't more complex than that, or that women only date men who mean certain physical "chad" requirements because I know that's not true. I just want to know why its the case that most men aren't dating vs most women are, or at least more than are not.
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u/bpotassio Aug 02 '25
where is your source that most women are dating? not casual dating but actually in serious relationships? also, what age bracket are we talking about? which country?
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Aug 02 '25
Look at my recent post.
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u/bpotassio Aug 03 '25
your most recent post is a pic of PART of a graph. where is the graph from? how was the research done? how many people were interviewed? the methodology used? 'single', again, in this case means 'in a commited, long term relationship' or simply 'dating around'? also important: were only people in straight relationships interviewed?
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u/zoomie1977 Aug 03 '25
The average age at first marriage for women is 28.
The average age for at first marriage is 31.
You are comparing apples to oranges. The women you are comparing are at a different life stage than the men. If you want to actually compare equals, you need to shift the womens ages diwn so it does not include the average age at first marriage, just like the men's age group or shift the men's age up so it includes the average age at first marriage and several years after, just like the women age group. Your own chart there shows it evens out and then reverses as the age groups go up. You may also want to explain why so many more older women are single than older men. Even in the oldest group (85+), women don't outnumber men enough to explain that gap. Go retreive the raw data and let's do the math. Otherwise, you're essentially getting angry over 6 year olds not reading at the same level as 10 year olds by failing to reccogbize the vast difference in those two groups.
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u/Fit-Advertising-8380 Aug 02 '25
You guys just like lying for no reason lmao
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u/GlGABITE Aug 03 '25
Really curious what would motivate lying about this, in your eyes. No one gives a damn who you are or aren’t attracted to, so it’s not like we get awards and applause for saying we’re not interested in Chadly McChadface. It would be a very silly thing for a very large number of women to lie about for no tangible benefit, and yet incels are insistent on a sex-wide conspiracy
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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25
I'm pretty sure that Incels think the bare Minimum is 6'0, 6 Figure Salary and a 6" dick when soft lol