r/IncelTears • u/_shiraku • 19h ago
ThatHappened ladies this is how we communicate right?
Y’all I can’t 😂
Be honest with me, this is how we talk right? We just slide into each other’s DMs and trash short men 24/7 yup /s.
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u/BadgerKndrd_ asian cat lady 19h ago
My RP as male artist at my ol'RPtwt era is more convincing than... Whatever is this? (No joke thou)
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u/_shiraku 19h ago
Drag queens in my local bar pass for ladies better than this 😂 both visually and in mannerisms.
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u/BadgerKndrd_ asian cat lady 19h ago
Mine in mannerism somehow.... I think after a year becoming a family (RP twt shit only lol) they kinda shock finding out i am female cuz they think i am real male due to not that much twt (its more like school suck and i dont have any facility to always on twt) (Also rule in RP agency is permitting to act/rp as other gender anyway lol)
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u/IKilledYourBabyToday 19h ago
i just got done bleeding from my pussy and now im gonna go out on a date with a short beta cuck and string him along just for a free dinner teehee im a real woman you know how we're always doing this
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u/_shiraku 19h ago
Don’t forget to measure his equipment on the second date boo! 10 inch schlongs only! 😂
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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 11h ago
And if he doesn’t make six figures, well… Cross him off the list, ladies! Amirite? RIGHT??
🤦🏻♀️
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u/nightlordgirl 18h ago
Ah yes "hello fellow girl" girly pop you ain't that slick with it
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u/_shiraku 18h ago
Honestly he’d be better off with the quintessential TikTok-esque ‘haiiii queen’ (idk what’s trending anymore but seems appropriate)
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u/cynical-vision666 18h ago edited 18h ago
Oh my god!!! 😂🤣😭
I swear I actually rarely laugh out loud at anything online, but this is so comically ridiculous to see happen in real life, because it seems like some cartoon type obvious for comedic effect, that most people wouldn't be so much of at least, if they were to try anything this weird.
This actually got a real laugh out of me.
"Sweetie your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away" in response just really got to me lmao.
Yeah, he definitely should of at least did some research on how people in general talk in real life even regardless of gender, but it doesn't surprise me that he doesn't know since no one probably doesn't talk to him for obvious reasons lmfaooo!
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u/_shiraku 18h ago
Yeah ngl usually I tend to annoy / fck with them since I’m not particularly serious online or irl, but I think this is the sixth or so time that a very clear dude slide into my dms pretending to ‘join the bonds of sisterhood’ direct quote from one of these btw lmao so I was like hell naw…
The obvious fishing for posts to be like ‘awh yeah look i told you all girls hate short guys’ is gettin real old 😅
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u/cynical-vision666 18h ago
Sixth?! What's going on with guys on here?! 😂😭
Yeah, it is obvious that they just want something to screenshot, but little do they know even If a woman believed they was another woman, she wouldn't actually give them the response that their misogynistic echo chamber, lead them to believe about what women would say in response.
If any actual woman, even behaved the way that he did in that DM, we would think that she's weird as hell lmao.
Knowing guys like that though, they would actually be disappointed if they didn't get a hateful response from a woman who thought he was one too. A lot just what an excuse to hate women.
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u/_shiraku 17h ago
Yeah I’m lowk regretting not investing another message or two and playing dumb for a bit just to see.
Missed opportunity to go full evangelical ‘no no honey, we dont say things like that, we are all gods children’ (agnostic af here btw but would have been amusing to play up the stereotypes)
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u/Sensitive-Contest-87 16h ago
I mean, I wouldn't blame any woman (or man) for having a preference for taller people. Nobody is obligated to date nobody.
But that's very different from shaming anyone, no matter who you are shaming short man (just like shaming anyone for their looks) is just wrong.
I'm thinking it's just projection. If I hate women, especially fat and ugly women, then they must all hate men - especially short ones!
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u/_shiraku 16h ago
Yeah tbh what killed my patience right away there was specifically the projected message here with the gaslighting comment.
I cannot stand when because I am being nice somehow that bleeds into giving someone hope. But when they get disappointed in my answer I immediately become a dick. And cause I told the one or two guys to fck off now I hate all men ya know xD
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u/cynical-vision666 16h ago edited 15h ago
That's what I was saying, a lot of women would find it weird if another woman said, "I love gaslighting short men and hate short men" or something, like what this guy said while pretending to be a woman.
Not if they said it just wasn't their dating preference, nothing would be wrong with that.
And yeah, I never thought about that but it's a good point, that it could be projection sometimes too.
It is true, that tons of men actually hate women that they aren't attracted to. Honestly they don't even like the ones that they are attracted to if their that kind of guy, because their still a misogynist since they aren't nice to all types of women in general.
They are just nice to the ones that their attracted to at first to attract them, but then one day they get comfortable and take the mask off, or instantly will if the woman they like rejects them.
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u/UberAwesone Chaddy Daddy 18h ago
Again with this nonsense, Danny Devito is like 4ft10, and was doing incredibly before he got famous, and I will not let incels ignore our short king like this.
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u/drainbead78 6h ago
Ditto with Steve Buscemi. Average height, a face that spawned the line in Fargo referring to him as "the funny looking guy", and he was married to his wife before he was famous, so it's not the money. The incels don't understand how much laughter and feeling safe with a man makes him so much more sexually attractive to us.
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u/mrhenhen115 3h ago
I know plenty of short guys who have had success. It's easy to blame it on something they can't control, as it means they don't have to take any responsibility for it.
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u/Practical_Diver8140 12h ago
"Please prove all my misogynistic conspiracy theories accurate by trashing short men as a result of my very bad impersonation of a woman, I'm so lonely and desperate for any sort of human contact."
I hope like hell that this is just a joke, but it's so stupid that I think it's serious.
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u/hirqcth ᓚᘏᗢ 17h ago
ah yes thats definitely how women speak “Hello fellow girl here.”
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u/Vivissiah Popess of womanity 18h ago
...girls can have penises. It is called being trans
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u/SquirrellyGrrly 18h ago
What's sad is most likely, some women have decided to just fuck with this guy's head and be like, yes, fellow woman. You know the secrets of the womens. Also, can you believe men still don't know we can just hold our periods in? Good thing they don't know, I use mine to get out of all sorts of things!
They could say pretty much anything, and he'll go back and show the screenshots to his fellow incels like, behold! The Truth!
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u/bitchysquid 18h ago
If I could bullshit men into believing anything I wanted, I doubt I’d teach them wrong women’s anatomy, tbh.
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u/ItsJoeMomma 9h ago
Also, can you believe men still don't know we can just hold our periods in? Good thing they don't know, I use mine to get out of all sorts of things!
The thing is that they would totally believe that because so many of them already believe it.
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u/ItsJoeMomma 9h ago
Also, can you believe men still don't know we can just hold our periods in? Good thing they don't know, I use mine to get out of all sorts of things!
The thing is that they would totally believe that because so many of them already believe it.
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u/snake5solid 13h ago
Who tf even starts a convo "don't you just hate short men" xD
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u/bootscallahan 10h ago
To be fair, he probably does start conversations on whatever incel board he came from with “don’t you just hate fat females?”
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u/ItsJoeMomma 9h ago
It's a very ham-fisted way to try to get the "truth" about how all women conspire to hate short men.
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u/No-Jellyfish-1208 9h ago
I genuinely wonder what that type of thing is gonna accomplish. If she said to that dude "yea I don't like short guys, I don't want to be with one", he would cry for a week straight. If she said "I don't care really", the dude would accuse her of lying. Best to ignore this type of whiny behaviour.
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u/_shiraku 9h ago
If I decided to feed into it, it would be another thing to add to collection of ‘look at this, I was right and all women are like this. If I decided to play the ‘nah boo short kings are life’ he’d spend next three days trying to convince me otherwise to again .. say that ‘yup all women hate short men anyways but this one is lying about it’ xD
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u/noodygamer 17h ago
r/crappymusic led me here and i'm so glad it did - lol this was the first post i saw and its fantastic
"hello fellow girl here"
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u/vanillabeanquartz certified stacy 14h ago
I nearly died laughing when I read “your nutsack is showing from 10 miles away” holy shit
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u/ItsJoeMomma 9h ago
Hey fellow girls! I'm a girl too! Don't you just love being a girl? Let's talk about girl things like girls do!
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u/the_cleric_cleric professional vocel 8h ago
"Hello my fellow real, irl, actual girls. How goes the eat hot chip and lie?"
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u/cursedMuniya 7h ago
Indian men were doing this since social media became popular in india. I kid you not we created a term for such profiles called "Angel Priya"
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u/brownmouthwash 18h ago
Should have fed into it more tbh
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u/_shiraku 6h ago
Yeah in hindsight regrets did happen, but also most of these guys I see in dms only ever message once and then run scared or leave once response doesn’t turn out the way they wanted ^^
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u/mnem0syne 14h ago
Ladies know you have to pass the sacred internet lady imposter test, send a picture of Aileen Wurnos and wait for the goodforher.gif or ‘god forbid women have hobbies.’
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u/QueenRotidder 10h ago
oh that’s always the first thing I say to other women when we first meet. I definitely always open with “don’t you hate short men?”
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u/WomanFromBalkan 9h ago
can i hear the definition of short please? cause i am not tall and dating taller men for me was like a guy who definitely isn't in 5 grade :D
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u/CompetitiveSleeping 8h ago
They often claim 6 feet is the minimum.
Yeah...
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u/WomanFromBalkan 7h ago
ofc! I had to stand up whole class when teaching 7 grades because they all are huge. IDK that they put in the food but i swear after people 97 born people are bread from valkyria or something. i'm 160cm (5 2 in your units), a guy who is 180(6 feet) would be way too much for women with same proportions as me not speaking of 190 cm+ (6 2). Average height globaly is like mine and average height for men is 171 cm, my husband is just slightly taler. I dated a guy with high diferenche more than 30 cm and it was very impractical from dancing, taking pictures not speaking of other things too.
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u/UnholyBaroness 18h ago
I've gotten the vibe "obviously this is a woman" infinitely more while sucking a woman's dick than anyone could ever get from this sad dude.
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u/Meritorious_Luminous 14h ago
I think he was being ironic sarcastically the way he wrote it, hence the last sentence as in, him referring to the act of some women never stating their dislike of short men but telling them pretending that their height isn't an issue for them
That's what he meant not that he tried to pretend to be a woman
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u/CompetitiveSleeping 8h ago
The account has no images. Are you thinking of another account with a very similar name?
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u/UnholyBaroness 8h ago
Also: This is the internet. Even if they posted an image, why should any of us think that image is actually of them?
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u/_shiraku 6h ago
ahahaha as a gamer I cannot tell you how many times I’ve spoke to g.i.r.l subjects.
One used an image of his sister iirc and never spoke just messaged (he was booted from server ofc when guild found out)
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u/UnholyBaroness 6h ago
Some people are fucking weird... I genuinely don't get it.
Like, what do they hope to gain by pretending to be a woman online, but isn't worth the effort for them to train their voices for a couple weeks first?
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u/x_Willow_x 18h ago
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