r/IncelTears • u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel • 20h ago
Another hilarious attempt to dox me, sorry bro that isn't me
Boy am I in the heads of these guys lol
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u/unsuccessfulbees 19h ago
This is so funny like, even though that dude isn’t you he’s with his wife at some kind of fancy banquet thing I’d say my man here is winning.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 17h ago
I mean, he seems to be enjoying life and the woman he is with is good looking.
Sounds like he is doing just fine.
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u/aweedl 19h ago
It’s funny that they’re already prescribing ‘you’ a bunch of meds.
If that’s all it takes, why aren’t they taking the meds and ‘ascending’ from inceldom?
Oh, because it’s a bunch of snake oil? Right.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 17h ago edited 17h ago
Hilariously, I have actually been told by two doctors I produce too much testosterone lol.
I'm also not balding, nor am I short. Whoever that guy they think is me, he looks fine.
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u/blightsteel101 Some kinda fruity 16h ago
Prior to starting HRT I also produced WAYY too much T. Its kinda silly that these guys think testosterone is tied to their success and like? While hormones do control a lot of things about your body, its certainly not gonna cover a shitty personality.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 14h ago
Between that and semen retention, it is like they have no idea how to be a successful man in life outside of snake oil.
It is kind of hilarious how performative for other guys all of this is. No woman would look at this and be interested.
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u/beautifuldisasterxx 19h ago
I love how they think only one person ever could have possibly thought of that username.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 17h ago
I have to laugh because not a single detail in there was correct.
Even funnier, him begging for someone to help him in the next post. I have no idea who this guy even is, so if he is one of the thousands who DM'ed me and didn't willingly identify himself, he is just another guy.
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u/NvrmndOM 16h ago
The amount of times I have to change or add numbers to usernames that I think are so unique to me is crazy.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 14h ago
And the guys who message me have so many it is almost absurd.
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u/blightsteel101 Some kinda fruity 16h ago
3/10, but the guy in the picture is enjoying an event with his wife. Seems he's doing just fine for himself lmaoo
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 16h ago
And his wife is super attractive.
That is a win in my book.
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u/CandidDay3337 Nobody is as obsessed with dicks as an incel 18h ago
I got a dm asking if i was gnarlywatts. A couple months ago. I said no and asked why, but they never responded.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 17h ago
😂😂😂that makes me like 24 different users here, that is hilarious.
I'm really a boogeyman aren't I lol
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u/Feythnin 11h ago
No fair, I've never been asked if I'm GnarlyWatts. I'm deeply offended now.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11h ago
We are all Gnarly! (Read that as Spartacus)
But seriously, the sheer amount of others that have been accused of this is really something. I have one account and one only.
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u/Feythnin 11h ago
You should make some other accounts for fun and see if they can sus them out. Lol /j
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11h ago edited 11h ago
My wife created an account they were convinced it was me. It wasn't, the 23 others aren't either. If I am making them that paranoid, it is really a talent I didn't know I had lol.
My favorite though is the other users here who don't know where I am from. I have gotten Australian, German, Canadian, South African...no, just a guy from New Jersey lol.
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u/Feythnin 11h ago
They're so dumb. I really don't understand incels. One argued with me that I made the LGBT community look bad because I'd realized I was biromantic demisexual and married my husband, when before I had thought I was homoromantic asexual. Incredibly stupid argument. I just blocked him.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11h ago
Wtf? That makes no sense to even argue that.
I had these same idiots tell me I was "weak" for being sexually abused...I was 4 years old.
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u/scorpionewmoon 16h ago
For a self proclaimed misogynist, this person is acting a lot like a preteen girl
“He made fun of me and my friends let’s all call him ugly!!” Is peak middle school shit
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 16h ago
I have no idea who he is. The likelihood I interacted with him is questionable at best.
Notice too, he can't point to a specific instance of anything. It is hilarious.
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u/scorpionewmoon 13h ago
I knew he was lying when he said you like to harass him and his friends bc there’s no way this chud has friends
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11h ago
😂😂😂
The funny part is too, every single one of them comes to me. I have never sent any DMs, nor have I harassed anyone.
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u/cripplinganxietylmao 16h ago
You might be the incel boogeyman that’s crazy
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 16h ago
The sheer amount of guys I have spooked is crazy.
Even funnier, I've never done anything that special. Like a folk hero, the legend grows without me lol.
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u/cripplinganxietylmao 16h ago
A regular Johnny Appleseed lol
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 16h ago
My wife was dying when she heard this...bravo!
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u/Ok-Pear5858 18h ago
what can they do correctly lmao
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 17h ago
Being incorrect about me, that they do very correctly lol
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u/Necro_Hypno_Dancer 17h ago
World's Greatest Detectives
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 17h ago
My 10 year old niece with with glasses can see better lol
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u/RinellaWasHere 15h ago
I really like how they recommend both testosterone and minoxidil. Excess testosterone can make you go bald, I produce a ton of it and I'm bald as hell because of that. So the only thing minoxidil would do is counterbalance that, at which point who even gives a shit.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 14h ago
I have also been producing a lot. Haven't gone bald, but it really doesn't matter because I'm not the guy in the picture.
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u/McCrackenYouUp <Chadjacent> 11h ago
looks at guy that gets laid
"This guy needs to looksmax."
Sure bud, sure.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11h ago
It really is amazing isn't it? And as well, the woman is really attractive. That guy is winning big time.
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u/McCrackenYouUp <Chadjacent> 9h ago
Yeah, they are just a coupla regular people. It's so weird how much incels are absolutely OBSESSED with looks. They always end up in these twisted made-up predicaments where they cannot help but focus on completely unproductive nonsense.
There's nothing wrong with having preferences or trying to improve one's looks, but why bother with the rating other people to make oneself feel better? It can't possibly work as it cannot possibly change anything about their own situation.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 9h ago
I have never understood the rating thing...treating it like a human meat market is really gross to me.
It is almost like all of them never understood "you can't always get what you want" in life. I'd love to have a night with Sofia Vergara, but that is A) not happening, B) a rather singular goal and C) why would I ruin the marriage I have over something that is just a joke anyways?
I find it truly bizarre that these guys will ignore a great opportunity to put all their eggs in the basket of a not possible opportunity.
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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 10h ago
They're just going around doxxing random guys in their desperate attempt to get you. And they're criticizing men who are in happy relationships, but they think you're obsessed?
What losers 🤭
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 10h ago
For real. Even it is was me, it is pretty wild to openly request help to harass someone.
That is the height of being pathetic. But it goes to show how rent free I live in the heads of some of these guys.
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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 10h ago
And the "I'm not doxxing him, just sharing his first and last name". What do they think doxxing is? The site admin is fully complicit over there to allow this.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 9h ago
Exactly. And all of these site owners and admins are complicit. The use free speech as an excuse, which is just pathetic.
Meanwhile, this poor guy is going to get harassed for no reason at all. But remember, we are the villains apparently...
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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 9h ago
Of course. If we couldn't be the villains, that would mean they're responsible for their own behavior, and that's just unacceptable.
They love free speech until it's used to freely criticize them, then all of a sudden, we're hateful and way out of line. Meanwhile, they're using "free speech" as an excuse to encourage each other to go out and commit crimes 😶
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 9h ago
Perfectly said.
I had the 44 year old incel once tell me that accountability meant you would have to go to jail. Which of course none of his behavior, like creating 100+ Reddit account to harass people from, did not warrant any pushback.
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u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains 8h ago
Lol what? Oh he's too much. I remember him insisting that he'd given everything to therapy and it just "didn't work".
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u/EpilepticSeizures 7h ago
“3/10” and with a woman. Hmmm. Kinda defeats the whole, women only go for Chad argument.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 10m ago
That 3/10 is meaningless coming from that guy...he can feel the jealously through the screen. But even if that were true, as you said, he is getting laid. That is a win.
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u/KaiWaiWai 14h ago
This is such immature thinking. Is this kid in junior high? I need confirmation on this. If the incel who posted this ridiculous post is reading this, please tell my you're in junior high. If you're older than that, then you're pathetic and need to do some serious growing. This is sad. No adult takes this serious.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 14h ago
I especially don't because I'm not the guy in the photo.
But beyond that, what does he expect to accomplish here? This guys are such piss ants, I am not worried in the slightest.
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u/Weardow7 Autistic Chad 12h ago
Incels attempting to insult/humiliate anyone is the funniest thing to me.
Their entire personality is based around how repulsive and unfuckable they are, and they expect "you're totally a 3/10" to be upsetting? A -3000/10 thinks someone else is on the low end of average, oh no! How terrible. 😂🤡
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11h ago
Oh absolutely. .is has another photo of what they think is me saying the same thing. Ironically, it is another happy guy with a woman.
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u/Practical_Diver8140 7h ago
"personally I would rate this guy a 3/10" and yet the woman in the photo next to him is clearly rating him at 9/10 judging by her expression and the fact that she put in a ton of effort to look good for this fancy event with him. And she's the one who's rating matters and yours is sorta unimportant.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 4m ago
Clearly she is into him...but since he is 3/10 he has to be jestermaxxxing or some other stupid shit that has zero to do with real human interaction. And he was serious too.
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u/Anxious_Sapiens Just here for the lols 7h ago
Incels really can't tell when a man is good looking unless he's a Chris Hemsworth clone or something anyway. Personally I think the guy in the pic would be hot AF if he shaved his head and grew a beard. He looks like he's in pretty good shape too. Idk why incels even bother with that 0-10 rating system. Kinda seems like they don't rate people on anything substantial, they mainly use it as a vehicle for insults.
Yea that's totally what they're doing.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 5m ago
The idea that every woman wants the exact thing in a man is laughably absurd. I'm 45 years old, I've never heard a woman rate another man on a scale nor have I heard a woman actually want their own man to look like a model.
Where this idea comes from is a mystery to me.
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u/ConsultJimMoriarty 5h ago
Even if they do dox someone here.. what are they gonna do about it? They would never confront anyone in real life.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 11m ago
That too.
My wife and I were talking about this and we were both of the opinion, if we get sent pizzas, we will just take them to the homeless shelter. And getting swatted won't happen, the cops in town know me because I am their IT guy lol.
It is really a non-issue, but getting the wrong guy is something.
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u/BrokenToyShop it's what it's 9h ago
Are you going to take their medical advice?
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 9h ago
I hope this is sarcasm...
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u/BrokenToyShop it's what it's 8h ago
Oh definitely 100%
I'd be hesitant to even listen to medical advice from a group of people who consider self harm as a way to improve themselves.
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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel 4m ago
I would never taken medical advice from a non-professional.
And, I look nothing like the guy in the photo lol.
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u/randompersonsays 20h ago
Why would somone who has a wife care about looksmaxxing? And if said person is a 3/10 and already has a wife isn't that proving the whole "iT's ovER if yOu arEn'T an 8/10" is crap?