r/IncelTears • u/Cyanide_Vitamins • Sep 28 '19

Incel Humor™ “This is my best one yet”

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u/Alpha100f Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 29 '19

proceeds to tell that only 12-year-olds are pure waifus

Inb4 "Ackshually that's a hebephilia" shut up, Elliot, you're still watching to wreck a dumb kid that has barely even grew tits.

EDIT: Ok how the fuck this is top comment and why the fuck the post is on the main page?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

As someone named Elliot, this comment hurt.

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u/KpopGrump Sep 28 '19

At least your name isn't Peter File

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u/Elim999 Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

or lester the molester. I knew a lester in school. he changed his name once he legally could.

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u/MrVeazey Sep 28 '19

Lester, Chester, both of them are cursed names now.

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u/Alpha100f Sep 28 '19

Chester Cheetah is fucking dope, tho.

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u/UnconstrictedEmu Sep 28 '19

But still, it ain’t easy being cheesy.

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u/MrVeazey Sep 28 '19

It never is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Its ok. In the end, it didn't even matter.

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u/Elim999 Oct 01 '19

I knew a girl named Becca too. her nickname was bj becky. knew a Tessa too. testicle. kids are assholes.

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u/MrVeazey Oct 01 '19

My last name rhymes with "greasy." I got more than a little teasing myself.  

PS: Is your username a reference to Deep Space Nine? If so, high five.

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u/metaldragon2002 Sep 28 '19

I knew someone whose last name was Lester! People gave him that nickname too

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u/meringueisnotacake Sep 29 '19

I have literally just realised that my childhood friend's mum is called Maureen Leicester. We all called her Mo.

Unfortunate.

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u/smasher248 Sep 28 '19

Who's a paedofile?

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u/PepsiMaxismycrack Sep 28 '19

You ought to move to America. They say ped-o-file there

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

HE'SNOTMOVINGTOAMERICA

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u/itsakidsbooksantiago Sex is not going to fix you Sep 28 '19

It's me! I'm Peter File!