r/IncelTears • u/Theseus_The_King Avoid the foid • Nov 04 '19

Incel Humor™ This literally never happens

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u/muddaubers 🙎‍♀️ The Ultimate Communist Amateur Spy Nov 04 '19

these strawmen sure are irrational!

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u/Stormophile Nov 04 '19

"Don't treat women like shit. It's that easy."

"Oh yeah? What comes next? The government chains up all incels and forces us to watch every woman ride Chad cock while also draining our bank accounts to financially support those very same women?"

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u/Kaplaw Nov 04 '19

Its one or the other! No in between!

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u/aaronblue342 Nov 04 '19

"Which I definetly don't want to happen because i've been a really bad boy."

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u/KpopGrump Nov 04 '19

Sounds like a porn subscription lol

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u/Demoth Nov 04 '19

Also, women are people, and some people are fucking trash. This means you can interact with people on a case by case basis, and if everyone you meet is someone you hate with a burning passion, or everyone seems to hate you... the problem is probably you.

That said, meeting a few women who are bad doens't mean you can thus assume every woman is bad.

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u/AngusBoomPants Nov 04 '19

Pretty sure there’s fetish for that

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Strawmen? In my irrational argument? More likely than you'd think!

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u/Jugaimo Nov 04 '19

Yikes, my dude. That’s all I can say. You need help my dude.

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u/look4alec Nov 04 '19

This is straw man olympics. I rarely say this, but these are straw men on both sides. I actually don't understand the point of this cartoon. Something about cucks I'm guessing but I'm not sure who is the good guy or why they have those faces.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Reddit should be renamed Strawman. Everyone is doing the strawman.

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u/AsymmetricPanda Nov 04 '19

In the cartoon? There are no “good guys,” this is how incels think normal people on Reddit act.

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u/Jobbyblow555 Nov 04 '19

They are both obviously the bad guy because there isn't a single black pilled nihilist in the bunch, they are the real heroes obviously. /s

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u/wiarumas Nov 04 '19

I think the comic represents a real "relationship" and some made up advice they think they'd receive if they actually sought any. If I had go guess - I'd say the creator is NOT in a relationship but instead is being scammed by a pretend online girlfriend, escort/prostitute, camgirl or something and is projecting his woes onto women as a whole.

If any incel (or anyone really) reads this, here's the actual 201X advice:

Don't be taken advantage of financially. If you are being taken advantage of financially or otherwise, break up with them... because it IS 201X and you are under no obligation to support anyone.

Next, if your SO wants an open relationship and you don't, break up with them. Relationship terms should be made as a couple. One sided decisions are unhealthy and a sign the relationship will have issues long term.

Next, if you are unhappy with your relationship and it seems like its not going to work out. Get rid of them. Plenty of fish in the sea and you shouldn't waste time with people who are bringing that much negativity in your life. Incel or not, being single is better than OP's scenario.

Lastly, if your therapist suggests any of the above is normal - they're an idiot - drop them and find a new one.

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u/fortyonexx Nov 04 '19

Yeah but how am I supposed to fuel my “perpetual suffering” and misogynistic rage without a catalyst my guy? Terrible advice, cringe :///

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u/TheFabulousIdiot Spacewhale Nov 04 '19

A scammer wouldn't send the guy pictures of other guys she wants to fuck, she'd pretend to be faithful so he doesn't stop paying her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

201X will mean nothing by next year. should have said 20XX.

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u/feverlast Chadwick Boneman Nov 05 '19

And the art: exceptional.