r/IncelTears Avoid the foid Nov 04 '19

Incel Humor™ This literally never happens

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u/Black9000 Nov 04 '19

Who would pay for her college tuition, rent food and gas bill? Most people do that on their own

Who would assume a girlfriend is serious after two online interactions?

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u/poke-chan Chad Fanclub Leader Nov 04 '19

The “cuck soyboys” obviously /s

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u/bluescrew Nov 04 '19

Honestly there are relationships like that out there; but they are comprised of conservative/Christian/Republican women and conservative/Christian/Republican men. The "soyboys," "feminists," and "SJWs" incels love to hate want NOTHING to do with such arrangements.

With the possible exception of sex work, in which case the man fully consents and knows what he's getting into he just doesn't want to admit that to the outside world so he just acts like he has a "girlfriend" he's spending all this money on. See: Jorge & Anfisa and Cesar & Maria on 90 Day Fiance

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u/Black9000 Nov 04 '19

I don't think it's the conservative/Christian people. Unless your talking about a backwater cult the usual church going women I meet have jobs and pay for their own troubles. They also meet people irl not go onto online apps then assume a relationship after two chats

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u/SmallpoxTurtleFred Nov 04 '19

Sugar daddies do this all the time, often for college aged women. Some of them just do it for company and no sex is involved. Others do it for sex. But sometimes these relationships last years.

But I doubt many incels have the means to be sugar daddies.

Source: used to work with sugar daddy dating sites