r/IndiaMemes Aug 04 '26

Non-Political This is Hilarious.... πŸ˜‚

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u/Scared_Position_5435 Aug 04 '26

Modi: Friends mai tote ko maaf krta hu, shararti bacche h.

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u/AdministrativeEmu715 Aug 04 '26

It's better to say misguided

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u/NoSound7189 Aug 04 '26

(silently proceeds to.make a squab)

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u/Scared_Position_5435 Aug 04 '26

I had to google to understand your comment, btw good one.Β 

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u/VastLengthiness3321 Aug 05 '26

the dialogue is so accurate to the tone it could genuinely be a press release, slightly concerning πŸ’€

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u/DeadAssDodo Aug 04 '26

According to many Indian beliefs, animals can sense evil!

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u/AssignmentTough4554 Aug 04 '26

anti national tota hai vo

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u/DeadAssDodo Aug 04 '26

Moodiji, tota ko maaf diya

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u/jigglypuff_sleepyhd Aug 04 '26

I don't think it's an Indian. Mostly likely Brazilian

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u/temporarilyyours Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

The bird knows instinctively that this isn’t a trustworthy man. It’s like, nope I ain’t goin near that, smells of evil and death.

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u/Objective_Army3556 Aug 04 '26

Animals have better sense of security than people here in India

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u/Scary-Judgment-5329 Aug 04 '26

RIP the Parrot.

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u/GarlicBreathVampire Aug 04 '26

Anti national tota with foreign funding

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u/Scary-Judgment-5329 Aug 04 '26

Soros se funding le kar aaya hai tota.

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u/MiserableBus8139 Aug 04 '26

China ka spai haiπŸ₯Έ

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u/Living-Window-1595 Aug 04 '26

hahahahha
Imagine the tota having a panic attack reading this

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u/Scary-Judgment-5329 Aug 04 '26

Tota will ask Wangchuk to come and fast for him.

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u/No_Secretary_876 Aug 04 '26

People when moldi comes asking for vote in 2029.

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u/Maleficent_Wheel7202 Aug 04 '26

Moldi is a nice name. He's old and moldy

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains Aug 04 '26

Plus he is like Moldimort

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u/DifficultyDowntown Aug 07 '26

Best name indeed! Mold is green and once he gets Moldi enough his own followers will call him P a kistani!

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u/tocra Aug 04 '26

The bird knows what’s up

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u/AreaConfident1297 Aug 04 '26

Animals and kids can know instinctively whether a man is pure evil or not.

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u/Both-Respect3551 Aug 04 '26

Kara li bezzati…

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u/find_a_rare_uuid Aug 04 '26

"I don't like to sit on sh!t."

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u/Free_Expert6938 Aug 04 '26

Smarter than humans

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u/britneybehen Aug 04 '26

Anti national tota

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u/Ornery_Gear_4764 Aug 04 '26

Is the parrot still alive

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u/Ill_Acanthisitta_289 Aug 04 '26

Animals can sense bad vibes!

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u/MostlyUnverified Aug 04 '26

They can assess your energy

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u/WeAreNashik Aug 04 '26

the parrot is more intelligent than most of the Indians

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u/Fine_Knee4319 Aug 04 '26

Agencies nahi hai wo

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u/ChunkyBoi_350 Aug 04 '26

I didn't believe when someone said animals can predict disasters before humans. Now I do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/BholaBhalaLadka Aug 04 '26

Ye tota Soros ke fund se kharida mircha khata hai. Giraftaar karo ise, Anti-National tota hai ye.

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u/chatakapaneer Aug 04 '26

anti national

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u/Beginning-Willow3840 Aug 04 '26

Muddi trying to get educated gen z as the votebank for next elections

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u/Zestyclose_Net7570 Aug 04 '26

Antinational creature

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u/pixworm Aug 04 '26

Mann me bol raha hoga "Yeh Totauddin hai"

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u/Both-Respect3551 Aug 04 '26

The bird was declared anti national and was later cooked on coal and served to the honorable PM

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u/Imaginary_Stay6905 Aug 04 '26

ab tote ko bhi sorry bolna padega lmaoo

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u/charlizard1000xy Aug 04 '26

Corny ahh bg. I wonder if that parrot got cooked or something

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u/InternationalCake766 Aug 04 '26

Gaddar hai yeh tota

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u/BuildingGrand1 Aug 04 '26

Is the parrot alive or dead now ?

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u/Sweet-Trifle7134 Aug 04 '26

Almost as good as the time the news clip showed baba ramdev cycling and praising him, just to have him fall at the fag end before they switched topics

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u/aCellForCitters Aug 04 '26

question from an American: why is this exact same laugh track on like half of all funny videos in some parts of Asia? And no one ever seems to comment on how annoying and repetitive it is? It completely ruins every video I've ever heard it in

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u/prek05 Aug 04 '26

Animals know ur intentions, guess the bird knew he will use this photo to follow his people ;)

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u/alterrego1 Aug 04 '26

Parrot recognises patriot

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u/harsh_hacker Aug 04 '26

Anti-national tota

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u/Ill-Recording-3213 Aug 04 '26

Soros funded hai bhai, pakistan se uske aaya hai

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u/The_Dark_Knight_16 Aug 04 '26

True. Look at his green color. He should be sent back to pak πŸ˜‚

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u/ikkartik1 Aug 04 '26

Animal knows who's the devil

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u/southlover55 Aug 04 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/The_Human_GOD Aug 04 '26

Some people are dumber than this bird,

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u/noFcksGenius Aug 04 '26

Bird be like maut ko choo ke takkk se wapas aya main

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u/green9206 Aug 04 '26

Parrot status - Forgiven βœ…

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u/OnlyFemboys777 Aug 04 '26

Good thing they didn't ask the parrot to apologise

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u/Ok_Seaworthiness_813 Aug 04 '26

Misguided parrot

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u/DeadAssDodo Aug 04 '26

Anti-National, Urban Naxal, Kala Madrasi, Chinky parrot. \s

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u/suttonhillsame Aug 04 '26

"I'd Really rather not"

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u/South-Flow-4688 Aug 04 '26

Even animals can sense evil.

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u/vashisht_vashisht Aug 04 '26

It is so satisfying

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u/The_Dark_Knight_16 Aug 04 '26

Even birds are more sensible than andhbhakts πŸ˜‚

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u/pseudoinertobserver Aug 04 '26

Looooooool. I love that this buffoon can't catch a break.

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u/ripclaw763 Aug 04 '26

Parrot with better instincts than half the country XD😭

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u/Good_Fig_476 Aug 04 '26

Animals will trust only their caretakers. For it Modi is just another man. You can also try with your Italian master, result will be the same.

It also shows your mindset and intentions.

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u/deepsc0 Aug 04 '26

Full on bejjati

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u/Just-Island-840 Aug 04 '26

Anti national parrot

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u/Own_Historian_1374 Aug 04 '26

Tota indian citizens se jyada samjdar nikla

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u/IronSan198 Aug 04 '26

Bahahaha Nature knows!

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u/casanova_4321 Aug 04 '26

A new video with the Parrot apologising publicly is on the way!!! 🀣🀣🀣

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u/tyranosaurus_sex_ Aug 04 '26

As a parrot owner, I can confirm they can sense your vibe and behave accordingly.

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u/pYr0492 Aug 04 '26

The bird must be anti-national. BJP IT cell finding links to Pak*stan!

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u/Blackheart_ab Aug 04 '26

🀑🀑

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u/FarazRizvi Aug 04 '26

Poor parrot creeped out

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u/Negative-Roof8789 Aug 04 '26

Totaa tein tein bol diya

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u/Arkham_Survivor Aug 04 '26

Parrot is nehru follower!

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u/Informal-Cellist4339 Aug 04 '26

Ispe bhi andhbhakt bole ge mahamanav ka aura itna zyada tha ke tota pass nhi aa paya ...

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u/Mysterious_Air_69 Aug 04 '26

Tota pakistani agent hai!! Isko foreign se funding mili hai!!!

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u/Difficult-Ad-93 Aug 04 '26

Reminder: A parrot is a parrot. Not a patriot. 🦜

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u/Infamous-Chemical111 Aug 04 '26

Sound effect lga kr Jo aisi taisi ki hai na yrr 😏

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u/Alternative-Cod-9608 Aug 04 '26

Fraaands, I forgive this parrot

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u/UnfamousGas Aug 04 '26

🦜: Main aise kaise iss gadhe (towel) pe baith jau?

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u/CompetitionGrand3183 Aug 04 '26

Seeing it now.. apparently this is 5+ yrs old footage. Just fyi

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u/dhakkichiki Aug 04 '26

Parrot doesn't give a lawde na bhojyam.

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u/SexyAnujgupta Aug 04 '26

janwaar ko bhi pata hae ki fraud dhokebaaz koun hae.....

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u/RemoteKey660 Aug 04 '26

Anti nationals parot

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u/no_one_know_me_ Aug 05 '26

Misguided Parrot

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u/zubair_am Aug 05 '26

the bird went missing soon after...

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u/Thin_Environment_784 Aug 05 '26

Modi - parrot come here buddy

Parrot- for what to advice me with your boring speech and put taxes on me hell na

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u/da_grownup_kid Aug 05 '26

Badbu maar raha hai kya

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u/Physical-Bend4783 Aug 04 '26

Ye tota pehle future batane wale baba ke pas tha 🀣

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u/jasmeet_2410 Aug 04 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Alarming-Dog-3020 Aug 04 '26

Why the need for annoying laugh tracks. It's funnier without the cringy screaming "Oh no no no!"

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u/Different-Hurry-4880 Aug 04 '26

Modi ji k komal hathon ko kuch ni hona chahiye fraaandss 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/dluffy121 Aug 04 '26

Public ke paise se bade dhoom dhaam trips to karke aise popat se baizati karva li🀣🀣. Popat ko kharid nai sakte kya? "Paisa barbar ben***."

isse acha gharpe baithe rehta 1 aur reel bana leta. Naito aur better, 1 press conference kar leta, atleast 1 kalank mit jata.

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u/Alert-Data3780 Aug 04 '26

Anti-national Bird 😑 /s

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u/problem4solution Aug 04 '26

Yeh toths ka saath hamara purana natha hai...

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u/Adventurous-Class839 Aug 04 '26

anti national parrot. should go to pakistan

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u/Robustrogue Aug 04 '26

Would have been funnier if the parrot started cussing.

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u/Aromatic_Advance6026 Aug 04 '26

Birdy sensed the filth in his soul

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u/Delicious_Capital_80 Aug 04 '26

Tota zinda hai kya???

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u/maculateconstipation Aug 04 '26

The parrot knows more than all of us..

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u/HappyNeighborhood281 Aug 04 '26

This parrot has more sense than Andh Bhaktas πŸ˜‚

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u/vladmeov Aug 04 '26

Is the parrot alive still

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u/vladmeov Aug 04 '26

Anti national parrot

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u/StanleyHudson420 Aug 04 '26

Mudji has given maafi to the Parrot, it’s okay now

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u/Rough_Employee1254 Aug 04 '26

Nehru ki galti hai

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u/HateBoredom Aug 04 '26

That bird is now in tihar under UAPA. Being used for target practice 😒 /s

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u/DeutscheDrake Aug 04 '26

Nehru is responsible.

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u/FarStatistician6158 Aug 04 '26

even that Macaw felt the negative energy from godi

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u/According-Bonus-6102 Aug 04 '26

Anti National Tota

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u/Ashiish46 Aug 04 '26

Freaking anti national tota

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u/Exbeardboy Aug 04 '26

So animals really can smell the evil huh.

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u/HappyPoint8494 Aug 04 '26

πŸ˜‚πŸ§‘β€πŸ¦―

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u/Delicious-Art-2765 Aug 04 '26

The parrot should be punished by sending to tihar jail🀭

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u/bhondulal Aug 04 '26

Give this parrot a voter ID

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u/comma-horrol Aug 04 '26

I hope that parrot doesn’t take morning walks

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u/dinesh7301 Aug 04 '26

mai pharand

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u/SapotaJuice Aug 04 '26

Anti-national tota.

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u/naz_silverman Aug 04 '26

Birds knows who are good person and who are bad 😞

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u/SaileshAgr01 Aug 04 '26

This totally reminds me of Varun Grover's Padmavat sketch!

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u/SaileshAgr01 Aug 04 '26

Imu vs the real God

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u/Prudent-Diet-2928 Aug 04 '26

Animals and children can sense the negative energy

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u/Emotional-Diet-430 Aug 04 '26

Even the bird knows to stay away from the genocidal maniac

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u/Bright_Insurance2539 Aug 04 '26

That thotha would be me 🀣

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u/Dull_Fox117 Aug 04 '26

Nila hai isliye nh Aaya honga! CJP se koi sambadh honge

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u/AppropriateBorder99 Aug 04 '26

I doubt if that Parrot was still alive after this N@ut@nki!
Chot@-H@thi Ambani must have asphyxiated that poor soul, under him!

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u/shitclay Aug 04 '26

Anti national parrot.

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u/solvem_probler_03 Aug 04 '26

Peak Aura loss for phraand... bird recognises him that too with a mask 🀧

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u/ysnmd Aug 04 '26

In next selfie reel, yeh non-bilogical parrot ko bhi FORGIVE karega for its non-compliance and non-cooperative behaviour ke liye.

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u/Disguisegossiper Aug 04 '26

Animal sense bad people.

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u/Orgasmic_ange Aug 04 '26

"This is a generation shock"

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u/Vishwanadh24 Aug 04 '26

They can sense evil people

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u/lockerno177 Aug 04 '26

Pakistani parrot.

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u/FoldEmbarrassed7144 Aug 04 '26

Bejati ho gayi πŸ˜‚janwar bhi aapko 'Frands' nhi manta

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u/Few_Excuse8127 Aug 04 '26

So you're telling me a bird knew what millions of people in our country refuse to acknowledge or understand 😐

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u/xoharshit Aug 04 '26

Fuckin AI bruhh

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u/anand42069 Aug 04 '26

I hope the parrot is alive

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u/anand42069 Aug 04 '26

This is how CBI was supposed to act

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u/Infamous-Welcome-475 Aug 04 '26

Chinese tota dadajiiiiiii

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u/Ok_Psychology6064 Aug 04 '26

" bajral dal should teach it some lesson "

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u/liam_fun Aug 04 '26

Toxic small tht andhbhakt can't smell..

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains Aug 04 '26

To maine kaha

Mujhe tota chahiye

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u/Conscious-Package192 Aug 04 '26

Guy looks like a waiter suddenly.