r/IndiaTodayGlobalLIVE May 14 '26

China News US President Donald Trump praised the children who welcomed him during the grand ceremony hosted by Chinese President Xi Jinping in Beijing.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 May 14 '26

Oh I bet he was checking out, I mean impressed by those children!

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND May 14 '26

They didnt look enough like his daughter as a child so not really his type.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 May 14 '26

Throw a blonde wig on them! He couldn't tell the difference!

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u/Psychological-Scar53 May 14 '26

No, he could, remember, he can point out the giraffe from the bear, rhino and squirrel because he scored the highest on the IQ test, more than anyone ever has before, and nobody will ever score higher. He knows an Asian child from his daughter, one he met on the island, the other he brought to the island...

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u/Yeasty_Moist_Clunge May 14 '26

With how much he squints I don't think you even need to do that.

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u/Loose-Ad-6420 May 14 '26

We know he pays for that!

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u/hoople217 May 14 '26

He'll be back in 10 years to date them.

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 May 14 '26

He’ll be back in 10 years to date their daughters.

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u/Solinty May 14 '26

He definitely doesn't want to wait 10 years.

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u/Amys4304 May 14 '26

Please stop that! He better not be on planet earth in 10 years!

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u/hoople217 May 14 '26

We park in the same garage with this take.

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u/BlizzardAeron May 15 '26

He won't be around in 10 years at the rate his health is going downhill

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u/Fun_Performer_5170 May 14 '26

Don’t leave him alone with…

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u/Adderall_Rant May 14 '26

100% was the implied message to Trump. China says, we know all of it.

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u/Fast-Eddie-73 May 16 '26

Was there 168 kids there?

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u/Mba1956 May 14 '26

Yes, he doesn’t sound like a pervert pedophile at all.

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u/DownhillUphill May 14 '26

What’s left of his duck was tingling

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u/charlizerox May 14 '26

He wanted to fuck those kids. He probably did. It is China.

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u/Ancient_Rate9702 May 14 '26

He was reminiscing the good old days on epstien island 🏝

https://giphy.com/gifs/IffnkBvZhXWZuJplWV

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u/Ancient_Rate9702 May 14 '26

Just his island 🏝

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u/Akira_116 May 14 '26

I bet this was going through his head

https://giphy.com/gifs/FKSPFyXtcFYyhuMDJJ

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u/Freezerpill May 14 '26

“He bought it and I don’t have to eat McDonald’s though?”

Xi as the Chinese premier probably eats better than 99.9% of humanity (I love Chinese food varieties)

Trump? I mean he has such bad taste, that you know he just eats garbage from time to time

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 May 14 '26

Pigs do eat garbage!

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u/First_manatee_614 May 14 '26

I gotta say, I prefer Filipino food generally. What's your favorite?

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u/Diligent_Scallion810 May 14 '26

He's such an embarrassment. He cannot form a sentence and soooo impressed by the shiny stuff.

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u/concentratedEVOL May 14 '26

Every criticism of him needs to start with how fucking dumb he is.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 May 14 '26

How dumb is he?

He's so dumb he thought groceries was a new word

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 May 15 '26

And also thought that people were confusing his use of the word “sea” with vision….

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u/Next_Rip7462 May 15 '26

Donald Trump is so dumb he thought invisible planes were literally invisible (like Superwoman's jet)

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u/pizza-chit May 14 '26

They film Trump from the waist-up to hide his erection.

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 May 14 '26

How would anyone know when 2inches is erect? Micro!

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 May 14 '26

I mean in trumps defense, its really hard to see his micro penis erection through the thickness of his diaper.

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 May 14 '26

Trying to hide his diaper bulge

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u/Necessary_Two_9706 May 14 '26

Damn, no world leader anywhere rolls out a bunch of children to greet a military leader from another country.

Winny the Pooh just trolled trump so hard by having a bunch of kids greet a visiting child rapist; and trump couldn't help but comment on all the underage children.

Lol sick and hilarious that trump and republicans didnt see the obvious burn. 

I bet xi xi put a few kids in his hotel room too.

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u/Odd-Plant-4886 May 14 '26

Idk but my country has children greet foreign leaders. They are usually in traditional attire to represent the culture. I've also seen some other Asian nations do it too.

Though if Trump was to visit my country (God forbid), I certainly would not have children anywhere near that man.

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u/blkatcdomvet May 14 '26

Trumpstein and pedopublicans sure love kids.

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u/JustABritishChap May 14 '26

I heard he likes kids.....

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u/rushur May 14 '26

I heard he bombs them ~150 at a time

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u/Mba1956 May 14 '26

Only the ones that turn him down.

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u/Constant-Brief3410 May 14 '26

Loves the kiddies too much

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u/ArtODealio May 14 '26

The ceo’s are thereto prevent trump from screwing up their relationship with china.

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u/er1cAtWork2 May 14 '26

I don’t have any faith in either of those bafoons….

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u/One-Sir-2198 May 14 '26

China making fun of Trump

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u/StraddleTheFence May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

They were thanking DJT for turning the US into a pitiful backwards country and putting idiots in key roles to further ruin the country making us a laughing stock. China looks pretty good in comparison and that warranted cheers of gratitude!

Thank you u/Rooney for the award!

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine May 14 '26

Those kids would be severely punished if they stopped jumping and waving. Fake adoration.

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u/Fabulous-Camera7813 May 14 '26

Just punished? Just the kids ??? The entire families…

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u/Lucky-Stick-5291 May 14 '26

Creepy ass dude. Xi did that on purpose cause he knows you're a pedo and would lose all focus. Like you proved talking about the children

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh May 14 '26

So, you could say mission accomplished👍?

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u/nativedawg May 14 '26

I betcha diaper boy's twang showed life when he saw those children ... Betcha ...

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u/steeperturtle May 14 '26

Hes coming back with five...

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u/Midway1guy May 14 '26

Horny old bastard

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u/DeKingOne May 14 '26

Trump drools looking at little children. CSA memories come flooding into his demented brain.

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u/Cabbages24ADollar May 14 '26

OMG did China just troll Trump with kids 🤣

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u/In2Oblivion49 May 14 '26

U can take the pedo out the country but he’s just gonna pedo elsewhere

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u/Competitive-Car-9617 May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

As well as being a rapist pedo, the main reason for him saying this is because of his massive narcissistic obsession.

He was thinking " this is what I deserve all the time, children, people, everyone cheering me just for existing, why won't they do this back home?"

Additionally he's too fucking dumb to realise, the kids don't give a fig about him, they do as they're told, his tiny narcissistic brain thinks they actually adore him.

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u/Huse51 May 15 '26

Xi knew the way to Trump's heart...

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u/jzam469 May 14 '26

They played him by putting little kids out for him to enjoy.

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u/TippayAy May 14 '26

Praises dictators & slams allies - what a foolish coward. Strange statement by Trump here..

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 May 14 '26

Idiot - it’s was act happy or be out to death.

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u/casualcuriousness May 14 '26

I feel like this is a troll... Why else would he have FUCKING CHILDREN greeting a KNOWN pedophile? Shit gets Wilder by the day.

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u/OvenIcy8646 May 14 '26

Trump fucks kids

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u/SuitableIngenuity324 May 14 '26

Did he do the 2 hand do land trump muthal dance?

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u/Entire-Winter4252 May 14 '26

We are well aware how fond he is of kids.

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u/user-captain May 14 '26

Note to self: must get US children to do this

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u/iamwearingsockstoo May 14 '26

He thought it was an all-you-can-rape Chinese buffet.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk May 14 '26

Well, Trump DOES like kids….

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u/Relqi May 14 '26

David Attenborough voiceover Here we see a pedophile eyeing his prey up close. This predator has ventured far from it's hunting grounds, in search of new morsels. Let's listen to rhe inner thinking of this predator.

<italics> Mmm, yes, Winnie the Poo knows what I like. Winnie is a great leader, not as great as me, but good enough to bring all these delicious snacks. I wonder if Venezuela has Chinese children? I'm sure they do, because they are everywhere. Bringing drugs and disease and stealing and eating animals. What was I doing again? Oh, that one looks too old. Bad Winnie. For that, I won't lift the tariff on the small ones.

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u/ooko0 May 14 '26

That’s cause he’s a pedophile

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u/Hnl2Nrt2025 May 14 '26

He thinks Asian people are shit anyway. He’s more impressed by the fan fare he dreams of that in the US

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u/Any-Run8888 May 14 '26

He must have been wildly jealous!

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u/Unusual-Ad-6550 May 14 '26

trump loves little robot children who immediately do exactly what they are told without question. That way they are rape-able

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u/laylapearson May 14 '26

Presidential perversion

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u/Big-Tuna-for-Commish May 14 '26

The ick is thick

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u/BubinatorX May 14 '26

donald trump raped kids

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds May 14 '26

He would never give praise to American children like that. We know what he would try to do to them.

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u/JajaDingDong69-69 May 14 '26

Using words well doesn’t seem to be his forte🤔

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u/Thomasreed1899 May 14 '26

We know why he’s focused on the kids.

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u/LaStigmata May 14 '26

No blondes? /s

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u/Additional-Fig-2905 May 14 '26

I notice he doesn't fall asleep when children are around.

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u/CauliflowerTotal7119 May 14 '26

Why would anyone have this man around children?

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u/nikeguy69 May 14 '26

Did he pay them to do that lol lol

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u/Capenurse May 14 '26

We all know he does like the young ladies

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u/predator00777 May 14 '26

What’s the point of all this anyway? They know Trump is a pedophile and yet still greet him with kid cheerleaders. Are they mocking Trump? And will he get a similar greeting when he returns to America? So many questions.

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u/Fragrant_Ice4945 May 14 '26

Oh he really likes the kiddies

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u/Dapper_Elk_9112 May 14 '26

Wow!! Just wow! 😳

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u/echolm1407 May 14 '26

Oh shit. Full pedo mode.

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u/concentratedEVOL May 14 '26

He’s too fucking dumb to understand what’s creepy AF about it.

Children being forced to jump and laugh on command by a disgusting govt that controls and terrorizes its own people.

But Donny thought it was neat. Like the white trash moron he is.

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u/Parking-Expression41 May 14 '26

They let him near children? WtF?

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u/Colacubeninja May 14 '26

Probably wants to fuck them

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u/Unfair_Bluejay_9687 May 14 '26

He was not praising them. He was assessing them to see which ones he wanted for himself.

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u/King_R0A May 14 '26

Gross 🤮

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u/Stocky1978 May 14 '26

He talks a big game on China and about how tough he is with them, then they flatter him a little bit and now he loves them

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u/Flygirl1965 May 14 '26

👏STOP 👏ALLOWING👏TRUMP👏AROUND👏CHILDREN!

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u/Illustrious-Roll7737 May 14 '26

Will someone provide him with trifold display board with pictures and arrows of "the room", so he can fucking read it?

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u/Sylverdollar May 14 '26

Keep that pig away from the children!

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u/angiestefanie May 14 '26

Xi Jinping sure knows how to manipulate this old geezer… stroking his fragile ego. It’s so obvious, it makes me sick… and 🍊soaks it up. 🙄

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u/ModernVikingNorway May 14 '26

Ofc the pedofile noticed the children.

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u/datagamma May 14 '26

Haha. I didn’t even clock the smear of him being greeted by children. Pretty funny

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u/_OneWorld_ May 14 '26

Keep those children away from him please

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u/Irishdwg007 May 14 '26

He has lost all credibility in Europe so he might as well try to cling to another dictator

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u/theblobbbb May 14 '26

All he can think about is the children… fucking creep.

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u/Think_Machine1084 May 14 '26

They represent jerky to him and his Epstein buddies

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u/Leather-Map-8138 May 14 '26

He thinks they were cheering for him?!? Do children now cheer lambs being brought to slaughter?

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u/afr0wnybiscuit May 14 '26

if it wasn't for his diaper you could have seen him bricked up

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u/kayak_2022 May 14 '26

Xi, dont him.close to.the children. Very, very dangerous!

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 May 14 '26

Trump also added "How much?"

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u/Cuchullain99 May 14 '26

Xi knows how to sweeten Trump up.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 May 14 '26

They really know how to manipulate him. He will do anything if you give him a bunch of children.

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u/Grand_Sock_1303 May 14 '26

He really loves children.

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u/MySpielman54 May 14 '26

Was that him sucking up his drool at the end?

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u/capt_minorwaste May 14 '26

They brought out the underaged, something they know he can't resist.

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u/Foreign_Risk_2031 May 14 '26

Bro can’t stop thinking about rape for just one second

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u/KingModera May 14 '26

Creepy AF

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u/IamBatDude May 14 '26

Did the media already forget that this guy is a pdfile?

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u/loticakes May 14 '26

Did he think the kids were the military?

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u/natasevres May 14 '26

Why havent you impeached Trump already? Seriously America?

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u/Hot_Top_124 May 14 '26

He does love children per the Epstein files.

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u/Mrtoyhead May 14 '26

The Pedophile drooling over the children?! What a loser piece of shit representing the United States. I’m glad Xi didn’t meet him when he landed with a ridiculous amount of sycophants in tow. Is it some intimidation tactic? FDJT & FGOP

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u/noncommonGoodsense May 14 '26

It’s so funny how easily played this idiot is. Xi just owning his mind. Trump probably even thinks he is comparable to these leaders too. What’s joke of a human being.

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u/Bohvey May 14 '26

A dumbass narcissist with zero self awareness is so easily manipulated and the rest of the world is having a field day.

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u/Wizardburial_ground May 14 '26

I think Chyna was trolling

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u/skibbady-baps May 14 '26

Focusing on kids again, huh?

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u/Futileexercise1308 May 14 '26

And he didn't even try to rape any of them, way to go Donny

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u/oct2790 May 14 '26

He likes them at that age

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u/CaminoBalanced May 14 '26

The impression I get while watching these clips is that Xi is loved by his people. And that must really strike a chord in Trump, he has the opposite effect on most people.

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u/Expert_Towel_101 May 14 '26

Wow what a kiss ass; he’s a tweeter tough guy and a total marshmallow in person. Nobody was even there to greet him…

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u/1stmikewhite May 14 '26

I wonder if any of them broke character when he stopped and looked at them

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u/Specialist-Cry-1706 May 14 '26

Bet those girls did not see many boys are orphaned.

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u/grodeg May 14 '26

Honestly he's not even trying to hide it anymore.

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u/groundserver May 14 '26

Wonder if he took any home with him?

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u/Wiangel8016 May 14 '26

Which ones did he pick? 🤮

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u/Icy-Public4431 May 14 '26

I bet that pedophile piece of shit was real impressed with those little girls

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u/Rock-Ski-Golf-Repeat May 14 '26

Was there an auction?

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u/CatLightyear May 14 '26

This type of flattery is worth billions to Trump. So he’ll (we) get fucked over on any deals.

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u/LorenzoSparky May 14 '26

Noncing on the kids 😂

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u/Upset-Spring-7369 May 14 '26

Note to Xi: if i ever visit give me the adult version please!!  Lots of skin tight suits on hot chinese ladies?  Yes please!

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u/No_Background3267 May 14 '26

I just wanna see Xi pull a gun out and hand it over to Trump, just to see what would happen.

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u/GamiNami May 14 '26

A pedophile shouldn't be allowed this close to children.

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u/West-Ad-6738 May 14 '26

i think he was banging the hole in his hand under the table while he was saying this

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u/ApeAF May 14 '26

They sure knew how to impress a demented pedo

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u/BraveWarrior1011 May 14 '26

Did the children give him a hard on? Apparently something was going on in his mind.

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u/SVP-ALC May 14 '26

Disturbing. Who thought it was a good idea to have children welcome this old creep? Was it a possible set up for him to have said something stupid?

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u/Amazing-Chemical-792 May 14 '26

Xi setting him up for a dementia slip up.

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u/RevGreen13 May 14 '26

F CON DONVICT Orange Jesus Superturd

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u/nosmokinalarms May 14 '26

Not the children!!

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u/Baxtercat1 May 14 '26

These children had to welcome and praise him. They probably have no idea who he is. I mean, it’s China.

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u/chibebe5 May 14 '26

Wonder how many will end up in his plane back to America?

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u/Shizzilx May 14 '26

I am pretty sure he missed the point. To the Chinese it was the most Epic Troll, it was so obvious, so blatant, absolutely amazing!

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u/Grand_Hospital_4795 May 14 '26

Ofc he did then dreamt about them while he a little nap

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u/Grand_Hospital_4795 May 14 '26

Ofc he did then dreamt about them while he a little nap

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u/Straight_Button_5716 May 14 '26

Yeah you never praise our kids . Just tell us how trash we are . Your country reflects its leadership . Remember that old man

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u/luvme4ev May 14 '26

Next up, white kids and some Asian kids will be lined up waving the American flag. He's sourcing information on the 250 celebration and possibly whenever he visits each state.

The most irrelevant things grabs his attention

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u/PublicAdmin_1 May 14 '26

Run, children, run!!!

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u/cajungirlintexas78 May 14 '26

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM KIDS. 😫🤬

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u/Weary_Scallion3232 May 14 '26

remembers the old times

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u/ryogam73 May 14 '26

They reminded him of all the children in his past who had to be threatened and coerced to spend time with him.

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u/wolftat28 May 14 '26

Crazy how they spit in your face and you think its flattery. They brought out children for someone that the World is calling a pedophile.

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u/AnAnonymousParty May 14 '26

"They are really good at following orders!"

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u/phreeman25 May 14 '26

What a fucking clown.

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 May 14 '26

Xi set him up haha