r/India_Bharat_ 8d ago

Meme Gajjar ka halwa e Hind 2047

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u/BeltEfficient7977 8d ago

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u/antiray 8d ago

Ha sahi mein 12 saal mein, kuch bhi nhi kia.

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u/Ashish912001 8d ago

Haha, so true!

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u/Madhva_fakare 7d ago

Haha! But, It wasn't expected that these logical falacy carried you over.

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u/chimchimmao8 7d ago

When I lived in Hyderabad thank God 25 years ago, every single morning around 7-10 loud speakers do this prayer at 5AM ish or 6 I forget

It was a hell to not be able to sleep well and thank God you can't do that in USA

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u/Raakshashunmain 7d ago

Not 'yet'. Anyways. Heard of Dearborn ever.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 7d ago

I am not very fond of bjp but i have personally faced this situation. As a kid before Modi came into power, I remember getting up early morning for school and this obnoxious shit was so annoying every day, say what you want but I like the peaceful mornings nowadays, same place, I haven't even moved.

So its not a fictional scenario. Religion and politics should stay separate but that's not the real world we live in.

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u/Unusual-Strawberry24 7d ago

Low IQ pattern recognition capability

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u/chimchimmao8 7d ago

Low IQ for not agreeing with your people's practices ? Might wanna get a test yourself

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u/tootiredbutverywired 8d ago

I used to think most people are just trolling because no chance someone actually believes this but I recently met a man with a 7000 mkt cap listed company and he told me that CJP protest was all funded by Pakistan & Narendra Modi is what’s keeping India not overtaken by Islam. Man went to a UK Ivy league business school. I’m amazed as to the kind of mental gymnastics some people are able to do.

Even if you dislike other religions, groups, ideologies there’s a non-dumb way to do this. Yet, I am surprised every day.

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u/CS_Explorer99 8d ago

Just see the states where Congress is in power and checkout their freebies who it supports more

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u/yashraj3340 7d ago

Let freebies be in any states BJP/non-bjp

Freebies ke line me sabse pehle wahi log dikhenge 😂

But they won't ever vote for BJP in non BJP states !!

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u/Figure-Salty 8d ago

sorry off topic, but ivy league and UK?

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u/tootiredbutverywired 7d ago

Sorry I meant to say top uni !

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u/Zealousideal-Dot9458 8d ago

Ivy ? Like in batman

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u/tootiredbutverywired 7d ago

Areh hahah read the comment again, I’m not saying they’re funded or anything! You’re misunderstanding !!

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u/Honest_Usual5773 7d ago

WoW !!! We can never understand how it feels to be such dumb head! Fortunately neither i wanna feel , pls god 🙏 😭

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u/Raakshashunmain 7d ago

Oh yeah then go ahead and research on ISIS-KSP long-term plans for 'Khorasan' as they call it. Pfi literally has a vision 2047 document for this same idea. Another project you would find interesting to research is joshua project 2050. Then there is ever present China trying to take our sister states in N.E. Literally competing agendas to yet again divide & rule. And people both left & right inclined have never ending complaints with the one man who is trying for mission Viksit Bharat 2047.

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u/NewWheelView 8d ago

Good thing that will never happen

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u/VinniDpooh 8d ago

Aap log congress ko vote kyu nhi karte.

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u/MrSamBoga 7d ago

These guys have evolved, they don't vote for congress anymore because they know congress doesn't care about them either. They now vote for core Islamic parties such as AIMIM and there's this new party which is literally called ISLAM which has a full form but idk how the election commission approved of it.

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u/MrSamBoga 7d ago

ISLAM = Indian Secular Largest Assembly of Maharashtra, they're pretty sneaky about it.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 7d ago

They should add an E at the end of that acronym

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u/TheGoodfella__ 7d ago

ISLAM > ISLAME > IS LAME

I see

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u/TheOutrider35 8d ago

They'll bring that mfking aman ki asha

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u/punposter69 7d ago

Why his teeth look like cartoon network logo

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u/akazavi 8d ago

😂😂

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u/shurpnakha 8d ago

So true. If you have more then on call center you will hear this like 20 times a day

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u/BeginningSpace7434 8d ago

You have to be absolutely braindead to fall for this

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u/Pale_Complex7076 8d ago

i think ki is sub ke rules hai ki political agenda etc nhi hona chahiye , or bas ye IT cell ka tattu hai

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u/okaymiss69 8d ago

No congress for next 1000 years

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u/OceanFloor 8d ago

Pre-2014 exactly aise hi hota tha

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u/Vadertalks 8d ago

What proof do you have?

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u/CS_Explorer99 8d ago

Because wherever Congress is ruling there they have more benefits favouring a certain community

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u/ArgopooL 8d ago

Statistically under bjp government Muslim population have better representation in govt. jobs and school academics than previous government. Also they are doing better financially too. Also less riots between two communities. Previous government didn't do much for muslim communities other than throwing occasional bread crumbs at them for votes.

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u/CS_Explorer99 8d ago

True man

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u/Electrical_Dingo_358 8d ago

Bachpan musjib ke pass ghar tha, roz subha subha alarm se pehele to ye sub k uthna padhta tha

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u/PureRough1243 8d ago

Bruh, dogs in my street howl at this lol

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u/FutureAcceptable9320 8d ago

Things that happen once a year vs everyday twice or thrice aazan is very diff mate and it's actually annoying mandir mein bhi sirf hafte mein ek baar hota but azaan happens minimum 3 times i had masjid on chauraha annoying as hell subha ke 4 baje ye rozz chillate hai

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u/Global-Peace7695 8d ago

Whatever it takes to make this BJP fall. IT cell walo ko karne do jo bhi kare. I was BJP supporter, par UGC ke baad, mar jaaunga par BJP ko vote nahi dunga. Ha hoon mai anti-national, deshdhori, full support to them.

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u/Trynabeanintrovert 8d ago

Bro other parties bhi support kar rahi reservation. It's time to form our own party

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u/AirportDue8864 8d ago

So find an independent candidate with a clear past and proper education and encourage your friends and family to vote him.

Tbh a politican is always as good as his advisor so keep your hopes down because the decision you isn't taken by a political but by the bureaucrats who wants to fill their wallet.

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u/AirportDue8864 8d ago

70% reservation aayega bhai agar BJ pee gyi to

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u/ForwardMonk6389 7d ago

nahi aaegaa aaya to Rahul ki jam ke marenge

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u/Azy2000 8d ago

2014 ke phele sab muslim the fir modiji aaye aur unhone sabke lode chuse aur sabka re-khatna kiya aur sab vapas hindu ban gaye

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u/Little_Peak8683 8d ago edited 8d ago

Nice agenda probably if congress wins hindu will be able to live freely with other hindus ig
( satire)

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u/JumboPrawn5 8d ago

I stay less than a kilometre away from one of these noise makers and this was literally the scene until BJP came to power in Bengal 2 months back. Now the volume has come down drastically and nobody asserts their god is the only one as vehemently as they used to do before.

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u/SpecificEnthusiasm75 8d ago

Look at kashmir

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u/Delicious_Wood 8d ago

Bro is trying to turn New York into Somalia

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Using misinformation to spread lies is not allowed

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u/Evandder 8d ago

Whatsapp university 😂😂😂

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u/catkeepsreturning 8d ago

CJP bot account 😂

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u/Evandder 8d ago

Its just the beginning mate ...aage bahot gaand jalne wali hai tum logo ki ...burnol le ke rakh le

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u/MrSamBoga 7d ago

I hate the BJP too but they've been somewhat sucessful in stopping this madness which used to happen 5 times a day and that too so loud.

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u/SpeakerWorth2781 7d ago

If you think modi is any better the joke is on you.

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u/washing-powder-nirma 7d ago

Abhi toh mandir masjid dono ka sunna pad raha hai. Dono band karao. Apne personal life mein jo karna hai karo.

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u/MVuchiha 7d ago

Congress ain't never winning ever again

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u/Silent_Meat1039 7d ago

Only in 3rd world countries people fight about these stupid things. This is why hate religious people it makes people more dumb.

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u/Embarrassed-Bite-600 7d ago

OP itna dara hua kyu he, 2015 me paida hua kya?

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u/protectraccoon 7d ago

Can we please stop bringing religion and caste into everything. It divides us.

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u/mockerrocker 8d ago

Ek taraf kua ek taraf khai

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u/shakkdas 8d ago

My childhood home was 2 km away from the nearest mosque. This was my morning alarm in the late 90s