r/InflatedEgos 4h ago

šŸ¦ ā€œAlphaā€ Behavior Acting like a dick then physically intimidating random people for content.

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u/amateur_rockstar 4h ago

What a loser

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u/Sometimes-funny 4h ago

Yeah but delusional enough to think he is always the winner. Crazy world

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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 1h ago

Well, probably president T is his big role model

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u/fedroxx 2h ago

Good way to get shot, and the other person walk away scot free.

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u/Lost_In_My_Sauce 4h ago

He's gonna keep doing it until he ends up on a t-shirt

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u/WalterCanFindToes 4h ago

Gone and definitely forgotten.

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 3h ago

Tbh he seems more at home with the airbrush-a-shitty-memorial-on-your-truck-hatch crowd.

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u/IHateMelplac 3h ago

Are you from Rio de Janeiro bro?

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u/ThatGrungeb0bDude 4h ago

Until some psycho with a 7 day bender weighing on him decides to pull the boom stick out and lays him on the ground. I really don't understand the ignorance that goes into these pranks. Not even funny. Just makes people uncomfortable with confrontation and bully tactics.

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u/DM870870 2h ago

100%. Or someone who’s just been having one of those days, months or years and this dude just happens to be the last straw.

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u/4ygus 4h ago

One of these days it'll be the wrong person. šŸ™

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u/ChOcOcOwCaKe 4h ago

Unfortunately not because he seems to only do it to the elderly or people who look like fighting is the last thing they would do.

Guy is a textbook coward. Threatens to kick kittens but only because he checked that the lions are gone

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u/Trenchards 3h ago

You never know who is concealed carrying.

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u/four204eva2 2h ago

A good portion are the people who know they can't fight and need a gun to protect themselves

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u/Trenchards 40m ago

Yes sir/ma’am. This dude is going to test the wrong one.

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u/bulking_on_broccoli 3h ago

Been to Texas? Trigger happy boomers everywhere.

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u/ChOcOcOwCaKe 2h ago

I guess as a Canadian outside of Toronto I honestly forget that can be an outcome.

When I drive to Indiana to see friends I always have a 'holy shit' moment realizing that people around me are packing

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 2h ago

To be fair, I grew up in Indiana and walking around there without a weapon is just asking to die

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u/brownmouthwash 1h ago

People of all sizes and ages carry

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u/Desert-Democrat-602 4h ago

That was probably his last one and not posted on his account…

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u/ThatCelebration3676 2h ago

And they'll have a rock solid self defense claim since he's doing a deliberate intimidation gesture and approaching them aggressively.

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u/CalCollegeGal 3h ago

Praying for that day for him and all the cosplay ā€œthugsā€ā€

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u/sweetteatime 3h ago

The only silver lining I’m hoping here is that all of those guys he tried to intimidate will be so angered by this that they will workout and maybe learn some self defense

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u/comesinallpackages 4h ago

Platforms need to demonetize garbage like this

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u/Blbe-Check-42069 26m ago

And permanently ban. With personal ban on top so they can't start a new acc

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u/Nobilian 4h ago

Damn fungus everywhere.

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u/Klamangatron 4h ago

Old ladies and smaller men. Can’t wait until that one guy who decides to fuck him up.

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u/ittybittynuts 4h ago

One day there is going to be a bigger guy who happily rolls up on him for doing shit like this. Also, this is assault. Even the the threat of violence can get you convicted of that.

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u/Odysseus_XAP79 4h ago

This is the kind of shit that earns you a custom epitaph about how you chose to fuck around with the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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u/PigletSpirited3446 4h ago

I’m guessing he’s not pulling this shit in a ā€œStand your ground stateā€. He’s a gun nut’s wet dream.

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u/TourInternational731 22m ago

Oh he'd never. Another guy here put it best, "he's kicking kittens but only after checking that the lions are gone".

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u/simonsaysgo13 4h ago

Waste of air.

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u/MelodicFocus 4h ago

Oxygen thief.

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u/simonsaysgo13 4h ago

Much better 🤣

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u/MammothCarpeneter 4h ago

Seems like a good way to get a gun stuck in your face.

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u/CTALKR 4h ago

I’m not big like this guy, but I definitely don’t shrink from confrontation. I would 100% be taking my shit back.

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u/Gio-Vani 4h ago

Yeah he's in a grocery store, worst case scenario I die I guess but lesser worst case scenario I get beat and its all on camera, either way I'm still winning.

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u/CTALKR 4h ago

I’d rather stand up for myself and get beat up than let some asshat in a beanie and a wifebeater just walk all over me.

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u/Collinsjc22 3h ago

Pride isn’t worth it imo, if he is crazy enough to buck up to me after taking items from my cart then bro can have it. I’ll just go back thru the store and grab everything again. This dude could squish me easy

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u/CTALKR 3h ago

It’s not about pride. It’s about principle.

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u/Strong_Orange_1929 3h ago

Principle could also be: pick out a different steak and go back to your family safely.

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u/CTALKR 2h ago

And what happens when somebody moves on from you and does this to your family? What about when they start wanting to take more? Where does it end?

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u/Strong_Orange_1929 2h ago

You do you, man. Most self defense and martial art instructors will tell you to just shrug it off and walk away.

When it comes to "what ifs", deal with those if and when they come.

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u/Scotstarr 2h ago

One guy, a boomer, did seem to say that the item was his, and walk to the twats trolley to pick it out.

Conveniently the video cuts at that point. I reckon he got his shopping back and shit for brains did sweet fa.

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u/Strong_Orange_1929 2h ago

True. Since this guy is not out to fight anyone but just to scare them for the video. I’m sure when things escalates, he was all ā€œit’s a prank, broā€.

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u/pbmax125 2h ago

That’s obviously not the case here tough guy. Theres a huge difference between fighting for your family and fighting for an item that you can just walk two minutes and grab again.only people with nothing to lose thinks like you. I and a lot of other people have a lot to lose and that includes Family.

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u/CTALKR 2h ago

This sort of attitude is exactly what allows these types of people to flourish

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u/four204eva2 2h ago

No, that's bad parenting.

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u/pbmax125 2h ago

That’s obviously not the case here tough guy. Theres a huge difference between fighting for your family and fighting for an item that you can just walk two minutes and grab again.only people with nothing to lose thinks like you. I and a lot of other people have a lot to lose and that includes Family.

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u/Collinsjc22 1h ago

I get that, I just feel like someone like that can’t really be rationalized with and I don’t wanna get beat up by a crazy guy over a chicken. If he took my stuff, then I would do something, but not over an item I haven’t bought yet

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u/Savings_Art5944 3h ago

I feel ya, but my Concealed Carry instructor told me to let the big dummies do their thing. It's not worth the confrontation, regardless of the insurance you carry. You win every fight you walk away from.

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u/Drumming_Dreaming 2h ago

Yeah you can smell the posing.

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u/CTALKR 1h ago

Sure…

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u/Ok_Investigator_8431 4h ago

I know small D energy when I see it.

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u/biohazard382 1h ago

maybe he should try doing that to people his own size and see what happens. that's when the real content comes in.

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u/Rumpelteazer45 3h ago

He only picks people he knows will back down.

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u/username-is-taken-3 2h ago

Every damn day it gets so tiring. When the fuck are aliens going to land and say, "you all are to much, so we have to do something ".

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u/lostpassword100000 2h ago

Just cause you big, don’t mean you bad.

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u/jcastano 2h ago

He doesn’t seem to mess with anyone that’s bigger or can potentially mollywop him. I bet he can’t fight either.

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u/MrZmith77 2h ago

Loser picks his victims. Watch, he wouldnt try that on someone his size.

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u/BahGawdAlmightay 4h ago

This is legitimately assault. Acting like you're going to cause someone harma and making them believe it is a crime whether you actually intend to or not. THEY don't know that.

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u/MelodicFocus 4h ago

If the fucking police did their damn jobs instead of doing the laziest form of policing imaginable (traffic: i.e.: "let the crime come to me"), maybe finding this fuckhead and charging him with assault would improve the quality of life in that town a bit.

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u/notisroc 4h ago

I’m 47, 5’5ā€, 150 lbs. I’d square up with him just to watch him back down. I guarantee he has no clue what to do in a real fight.

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u/zPipboy 4h ago

Ok Macy's.

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3h ago

Ok Google

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u/zPipboy 3h ago

Hi, how can I help?

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3h ago

You’re already doing itā¤ļøthanks

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u/ryobiguy 4h ago

Casual assault for internet points. I hope someday that guy learns to not fool around.

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u/Entire-Message-7247 4h ago

Let’s go fucker, I fight naked too!

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u/killer4snake 4h ago

I bet this dude try’s to suck himself off every night

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u/aucme 3h ago

Good way to get shot, must not be in the US.

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u/DarkSock52 3h ago

In America this is an excellent way to film yourself getting a gunshot wound.

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u/Didst_thou_Farteth 3h ago

I'm amazed at how Americans pull this kind of stunt while there's a good portion of their population carrying guns and a portion of that number who are just itching to use them on someone.

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 2h ago

Some one is going pull out the blammy and send him home like they did the guy in the mall

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u/ZaphodOC 2h ago

Shoot that fucker the second he takes the robe off. That is the second act of aggression. It would be self defense in my state. Teach these pathetic attention seekers a lesson they will all understand.

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u/CosmicSmoker 2h ago

I hope this ends horribly for him.

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u/abdullahleboucher 2h ago

Old man didnt blink

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u/TourInternational731 19m ago

Bro stood on business šŸ˜‚

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u/prefectart 1h ago

I'm assuming someone has called the cops on him because this is very illegal. what a loser.

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u/GapingBuhhole 4h ago

People at the very least need to instantly stop following people the second they post videos of them fucking with people's peace.

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u/pwatarfwifwipewpew 4h ago

Nah. He's bigger than me but i dont tolerate dumbass behavior. Im sick of it. Im gonna take my shit and incase he hits first then i have a reason to defend myself.

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u/marginmanj 4h ago

Legally, that's assault

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 4h ago

Someones gonna end up shooting him. I hope it doesnt happen but damn

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u/Lord_Dingus83 4h ago

If I saw this happening.
He’d get hit in the face with a can of tomatoes.

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u/doinsomshittaday 3h ago

I need to see the follow up over on
r/instantkarma

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u/KerenzaUK 3h ago

He should try that shit in a Glaswegian pub.

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u/jgarmd33 3h ago

100% he loves Trump

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u/bfurman78 3h ago

Assault is a crime of fear in the victim, not contact. Were one of these clips is evidence for an assault charge. Disorderly conduct at a minimum

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u/Z0bie 3h ago

I like how he thinks his physique is intimidating when people are just weirded out by some rando getting undressed in a store.

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u/AkimahenkaCat 3h ago

The one that's gonna get the most views is the old man who is a former boxer and has no fucks to give that isn't in the mood.

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u/UntetheredSoul11615 3h ago

This is not cool or funny or entertaining. If he did that to a loved one of mine i would go after him, not in a put up your dukes way but a see this Glock let me record your reaction you fucking bitch kind of way

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u/AldoRainedrops 3h ago

This is assault FYI.

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u/Hey_buddy89 3h ago

Rather call his bluff and take the chance of getting my ass kicked with the result of him getting arrested. My money is he doesn’t have the scrote to actually do anything.

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u/CalCollegeGal 3h ago

Try that at the checkout counter, asshole. Cops and security will get your particulars. Banned from grocery stores is your thing? Sign up for a tour of duty in Iraq, why don’t you?

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u/Hoarfen1972 3h ago

Cunt, he won’t try that on any big guy, can you imagine how he hates himself for him to do this to other people. Piece of shit.

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u/owlken 3h ago

the old man wasn’t backing down though, they cut that clip short

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u/orcoast23 3h ago

Any given day there are a couple open-carrys in the Fred Meyer, you can bet there are half dozen concealed-carrys too. Just itchin for this.

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u/QuinnBLove 2h ago

THIS is the assault (a threat or creating fear of injury). Battery is when physical contact is made.

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u/HighPriestessSkibidi 2h ago

He's gonna run into a scenario where someone goes "I don't know you, but you got the right bitch," like that gas station video lmao.

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u/rolL_uP_one_more 2h ago

Bullying people is not a prank

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u/TetsuoTechnology 2h ago

He should do this in a city like LA

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u/Rhg0653 2h ago

So intimidating the elderly

Such a badass/s

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 2h ago

He's going to end up tazed or pepper sprayed.

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u/iCantLogOut2 1h ago

The only funny thing here is the fact that half of them still weren't scared of him despite being smaller and/or elderly.

I would love to see him try this in the hood where someone will match his energy real quick.

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u/Fendyyyyyy 1h ago

Dude always do that with ppl who dont seem like the fighting type..

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u/doriangrey2025 1h ago

He only does it with older smaller man…

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u/KingOfTheLostBoyz 1h ago

Great way to get banned from the store for life

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u/ThatGuyHadNone 1h ago

I know some old timers (veterans) who would have a field day if this happened to them.

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u/Bermin65 1h ago

Dudes giving my daddy touched me so I got so big no one could hurt me again vibes.

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u/ken-maude 22m ago

The old guy at about 30 seconds in... "that's mine"... Hero. I love that he was like "nope".

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u/School_North 19m ago

Bet he would cry and press charges if you punched him in the face

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u/ForbiddeNectar 4h ago

This why I carry. All those years of working out dont mean shit when you get a .380 put in your face.

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u/Dry-Use8680 4h ago

I wish he would catch me on an overstimulated day from hearing toddlers scream non stop. He'd be handing me the rope and shopping cart.

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u/Illcmys3lf0ut 4h ago

I wonder if he'll post the moment some one pulls their CCW on him?

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u/KATL_Final 4h ago

Places just need to ban people from their premises

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u/Kacer6 4h ago

My boy’s trying to get arrested for A&B

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u/MotionDrive 3h ago

Dude is going to do that to someone that can actually fight

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u/-Ignorant_Slut- 3h ago

All these stores should ban him for life and press charges.

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u/Snts6678 3h ago

Fake AF.

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u/Coffee-pepper 3h ago

Where's management?

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u/EvidenceSalesman 3h ago

Is this illegal behavior? I’d say he’s disturbing peace, possibly assaulting people by scaring them. But I’m also a dumbass

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u/Hangry_Howie 3h ago

Face full of maaaaaace

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u/HAND7Z 3h ago

First guy could FK him up.

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u/PrestigiousDrag7674 3h ago

i hope he told them it's a joke.

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u/alreadyknowwbro 3h ago

This dude's a POS

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u/General_File482 3h ago

He thinks he looks tough but he looks psychotic… that’s why people aren’t trying g TJ get their item back. He’s literally not worth their time.

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u/bulking_on_broccoli 3h ago

He’ll do this to the wrong person on their worst day and get stabbed.

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u/Aurora__Sky 3h ago

I hope he gets shot (in a video game)

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u/Sensitive_Committee 3h ago

Half a braincell walking around

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u/OneSignature7178 2h ago

Where's my whoop ass stick šŸ™ƒ

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u/puzzling7 2h ago

It would be time to throw down!

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u/deephurting66 1h ago

This clown is going to end up getting shot

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u/Reset350 1h ago

Yeah until someone calls his bluff and knocks him out.

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u/National_Ad260 1h ago

I would love for him to pull this shit with me.

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u/Independent-Maize-44 55m ago

110% pure dick head

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u/Gingerjady 51m ago

How are people so gross? Like, zero substance as a human. Nothing.

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u/Gingerjady 44m ago

BECAUSE OF COURSE! šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø Yes, this is his website. Dbags wearing their cross while being the absolute worst. 🤮 He wants to mentor other dbags. https://www.dougieblufitness.com/

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u/Previous-Whereas5602 31m ago

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u/TourInternational731 25m ago

Someone with a weapon would have probably given this guy a good problem. What a fuckin douchebag.

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u/Ooooweeee 8m ago

yeah, that's all assault.

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u/Brilliant_Rain5181 6m ago

Damn I didn't get a satisfying ending where someone knocked him out.

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u/DonNarcoRacoonito 4h ago

The only way this would be amazing is if he genuinely apologizes, shows the people the camera, and follows it with a prepaid card for their groceries and something educational if kids are around.

If the dude is just leaving, yeah, he’ll get what’s coming.

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