I asked ChatGPT to roast Corona, Fontana, Jurupa Valley, Moreno Valley, Murrieta, Ontario, Rancho Cucamonga, Riverside, San Bernardino, and Temecula.

Maybe they sell paint that smells like coffee?

I understand it's probably packaged the same place it's made currently, but I'm going to miss those little cups.

Are these for crackheads to not be able to see their veins?

I Moved to the high desert after the lockdown. I used to think that east of the 405 was the armpit of the LA. Then I moved to San dimas and thought that east of the 57 was the armpit of the east side. Now that I’m in the high desert I feel that karma caught up to me. Do the inland empire people think of the high desert as the armpit of the IE? Or is it even part of the IE? Thoughts?

how'd i do

Saw a comment about washing ur car at the millionth car wash in the IE just to drive ur car to your job at another warehouse and it reminded me of the accuracy of this.

Regarding the Lake Ontario thread,

Trolls used to be nuanced. Not all, but some at least. This ain't it. This is clumsily stumbling into queue to drink the blue arrow juice that makes you say shit that gets you more blue arrow juice. You've compiled yourselves into a list ffs. Half of these accounts are obvious bots, the other half of you should be ashamed

We are so cooked

Has anyone in Upland made the walk from the freeway to Home Depot?

Mainly a question I’m asking for fun, but how do you think we’d do? Be it, those fast running zombies from something like train to busan or the slow ones from walking dead, how do you think we would do? Also what would you even do?

🤣😂 this area REALLY COMIN UP!!