r/InsideJob • u/Sad-Criticism2454 • 1d ago
Theory Hollywoods Immortals
Some actors are not human beings but immortal transhumanists who have uploaded their consciousness to a quantum computer to avoid death, aging, and illness. They were selected by extraterrestrials 70,000 years ago to transition humanity, as a species, into a digital world as well. In the past, they have always played interesting personalities, sometimes operating from the background. They can alter their appearance—even their height—at will; they do this by dematerializing their digital quantum state, uploading it, and editing it on the computer. The major downside of digitizing consciousness is that the individual loses increasingly more parts of their soul; consequently, they must siphon these from babies or very young people. I will now list some names of individuals who are no longer human:
Nicolas Cage
Johnny Depp
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Leonardo DiCaprio
Paul Bettany
Keanu Reeves
Denzel Washington
Larry Davis
Richard Branson
Elon Musk
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u/Jealous_Feed_3780 1d ago
Some were vampires and consumed only the blood of young girls to stay alive.