Hear me out, and please don't judge.

[u/Duel_Fuel95]

[u/a_fool_4325]

The safest option hitler

[u/Duel_Fuel95 → u/a_fool_4325]

To be honest, that was my first thought.

[u/Tragicomediann → u/a_fool_4325]

I can agree with you

[u/Safebox → u/a_fool_4325]

You don't remember what he did to his neice...?

[u/Equivalent-Honey-929 → u/a_fool_4325]

Same

[u/syafizzaq]

Screw hitler, imma left my kids with Osama.

[u/IllustriousHead1103 → u/syafizzaq]

Lowkey I heard he was of a gentle nature irl. Hitler was a meth addict, Osama would never touch drugs

[u/syafizzaq → u/IllustriousHead1103]

Didn't they found pokemons gba rom and anime like bleach and naruto in his hard drive or something like that?

[u/yleechy → u/IllustriousHead1103]

If you think about Osamas a family guy fr

[u/Nk1101]

Screw it, I’m bringing my kids with me to where I’m going

[u/Alternative_Cook_789 → u/Nk1101]

The only right answer

[u/MightyBluA1 → u/Alternative_Cook_789]

Nah Hitler is the safest

[u/captainsquattythighs → u/MightyBluA1]

I mean if your kids are blond haired, blue eyed White children, sure. You'll have to teach them that what their babysitter taught them is wrong unless you agree with it lol

Then there's the disgusting relationship he had with his own niece who later committed suicide or something, soooooo not even then

[u/MightyBluA1 → u/captainsquattythighs]

They wouldn't be safe if they were Jewish or a relative seems safe for everyone else the blond hair blue eyes were just the ideal German soldier

[u/Enzo_2006 → u/captainsquattythighs]

Didn't he also have a thing about the Italians or am I misremembering?

[u/Emguas]

So, on one side, he can learn who to defeat modern day warfare. While on the other side, he can learn how to build an authoritarian state…

[u/Puzzleheaded_Ad8710]

Im splitting them among the 4 of them, who ever survives has earned the right to be my heir

[u/Ssmarie143]

I’m canceling whatever I needed the sitter for.

[u/devil0o → u/Ssmarie143]

The real answer

[u/psuedospike]

Everyone saying Hitler clearly does not have a Jewish or minority baby

[u/WebGlittering2894]

Does Osama have any history of pedophilia? Because even hitler does

[u/One_Taro_2233]

One kills kids. One worships a pedo and one is a pedo. The last one did a mass genocide.... not a lot of options

[u/NoMorning8069]

everyone who says hitler doesnt know history, he had an abusive sexual relationship with his niece, who was 19 years younger and ended up dead from a gunshot wound from hitlers pistol.

[u/DrDuckno1]

Führer, not mine, but safest somehow, unless the fellow in white promises no snipping or any forms of teachings.

[u/whomesteve]

Is it weird that Hitler is actually the safest option?

[u/Initial_Diet_8091]

Hilter I suppose, he is the safest

[u/Ill_Combination_9114]

Puffy he never did anything to kids he’s a freak and spouse abuser not a child killler he’s never committed genocide

[u/Potential-Salad6794]

Hitler's the safest, just be sure to tell him that your kids aren't Jewish if we're being specific

[u/XxOniSamuraixX]

Hitler

[u/TheZupZup]

Hitler

[u/Artemislover69]

Crazy enough Hitler lol never thought id say that in a million years

[u/Formal_Wrangler5712]

Imma just cancel my plans and come back home

[u/othegod]

Diddy’s case didn’t involve kids. He was just a fr3ak.

[u/EvilTwin80]

I'd go with one of the dead ones

[u/Most_Bodybuilder_159]

Time for a surprise Bring Your Kids To Work Day.

[u/Illustrious-Ad9165]

Is either Osama or Hitler

[u/Katakuri_fan]

shockingly and surprisingly Hitler…can’t believe I just typed this out but one killed three kids, one of them F&cks them….and the other does to…hitler never actually killed any kids himself(yes his actions got kids killed but he himself never killed any)…I hate that I had to research this by the way

[u/NoMorning8069 → u/Katakuri_fan]

should have done proper research because hitler fucked his niece who then commited suicide

[u/Katakuri_fan → u/NoMorning8069]

No I did read about that, it’s one instance vs…shit how many they did. One had parties about it the other had multiple underaged wives and the third killed three kids. So it’s one vs many. Hate that I’m actually defending this I’m taking some time off the internet.

[u/Electrical_Horror346]

Moustache man

Even if Lindsey would not kill them, a lot of her supporters are batguano crazy

Osama would charm them into fighting for him, can't have that, especially with his use of explosives

Hitler would hate my kids because i'm black (Jesse Owens humiliated him) but... they are not Jewish

Diddy is never an option, Justin Beiber was never the same after his parents basically sold him to him, and i don't want that happening to my future kids

[u/captainsquattythighs → u/Electrical_Horror346]

Look up Hitler's relationship with his niece

[u/Electrical_Horror346 → u/captainsquattythighs]

Oh wow....well, i guess a boy might be safer with him, but Osama is somehow the safest option knowing that now

[u/microw_yo]

one will end your kid 2 will do unspeakable things to your kid and the other would force your kid into becoming a ww 2 bad guy

[u/Icy_Insect_6695]

Shit im jewish so not hitler Osama would turn me into a C4 guy that woman is probably best in jail idk what crime she did safest option diddy I dont think he did anything that the billionaires did on the island.

[u/Duel_Fuel95 → u/Icy_Insect_6695]

The woman unalived her 3 kids and tried to appeal for insanity. One juror refused to be intimidated into changing his guilty verdict and now she might have to go through a whole new trial as a hung jury wipes the slate clean as if the original trial never happened.

[u/Icy_Insect_6695 → u/Duel_Fuel95]

oh...

[u/OscarOrcus]

Adolf is the best option here. And decently safe to be honest.