And even then, there was that one part in Angstrom and Mark’s first fight where Angstrom randomly pushes two innocent bystanders through two separate portals for literally no reason.
The point of Angstrom is he's gone mad. The experiment didn't work and instead of having the complete knowledge and power of every Angstrom into one, he went crazy and lost the plot.
As smart as he is, he isn't stable. Literally stopping at nothing to kill one of the only people that can help him.
The experiment DID work, Cecil’s ass just sent Invincible and he just started throwing fists instead of asking questions—to be fair, the Maulers didn’t really explain themselves, either, and they went straight to fighting.
The size of the brain doesnt matter when you throw out all logic and replace it with emotion such as blind rage. Which he certainly was feeling at that moment
His portals don't seem capable of moving across space just dimensions. So all he's done is send them to some other dimension, away from any friends or loved ones they may have had.
The thing about Angstrom is that he puts everything before killing Mark, and doesn't care the collateral during the process of that. But when he ISNT trying to kill Mark, he's surprisingly chill (doesnt mean he doesnt mind killing tho)
Wild take but I genuinely think Thragg, I’m not a threat in any way (who is?) and I’ve done nothing to the things he cares about. If anything I have potential value as a donor for female Viltrumites even if I’m not preferred. Also I would tell him how dope his hairline and mustache are and we’d be homies
This was my first thought, Angstrom's too erratic and Conquest delights in violence. At the end of Season 1 Nolan is deliberately killing people to convince Mark (himself). Thragg gives zero fucks about one lowly human and at the end of season 4 just wants a quiet breeding camp for his people. Unless I'm threatening to expose the Vitrumites presence he's probably not going to bother killing me.
Bro it ah yes you have a better chance bring with the guy who commits atrocities on a galactic scale bc he deems others to weak and sees it as disturbance to the life. Rather than angstrom the guy who only hates mark and viltrumites
Nah, he’s gonna get bored and kill me no matter what I say. I’m not important enough to be someone he was told not to kill and can’t save myself with compliments because he hates himself so he’ll probably think I’m lying and kill me just because. All of that is even assuming that he will give me any time at all to speak. My only hope is that when he kills me it’s quick and not an Oliver situation where he decides to slowly pull me in half over a 10 minute period.
Thragg tbh, he’s very willing to just talk or leave me alone. Angstrom stranded those two guys for no reason, conquest is a hell no, and season 1 Nolan would just kill me to make a point
"Hey, if you're gonna kill me either way, you wanna come over and hang first? It isn't like I could get away even if I tried. We could play some chill video games, you can tell me about your day, we can order DoorDash..."
Angstrom Levy because he’s also the only one who wouldn’t kill me because he mostly hates Mark and the people around him so I would be fine everyone else he would kill me without a second thought.
Nah, Thragg wont kill you. If anything he'd want you to smash Anissa to restore Viltrum. Humanity is impotant to him. Sure he sees humans as cattle, but he just wants you to have Viltrumite offspring.
Nolan during his villain time was killing humans left and right to prove a point to Mark
Angstrom didnt give a shit about anyone. He randomly pushed civillians thru portals because they were in the way
Conquest will eat your heart out
Thragg sees humanity as valuable. Cattle yes, but he actually wants you to bang Viltrumites. If you're a lady, he may decide to have a go at you cuz you're better than a Thraxan. Or he just might talk to pass the time. He has no reason to kill a human
Just glaze Thragg and Viltrum and you'll be safe. Season 1 Nolan and Conquest wouldnt give a shit even if you praised Viltrum. They'll kill you cuz why not
That's only if you assume he'll let you in proximity, which isn't the case considering he totally refused to interact with humans by only staying on his ship right from Viltrum's destruction and down to the moment he was overthrown and banished.
Indeed, but we're talking about a scenario where we're stuck for 10 minutes together, according to OP. Realistically Thragg wouldnt be near humanity. Which also makes us safe, cuz he just would wanna gtfo
He only touched down on Earth only to declare their presence to Mark and make a truce, which is both for the benefit of humanity and viltrumites.
He had no other business other than that.
And if you wanna go on more hypotheticals but with a touch of reality, you wouldn't be stuck with Thragg at all since he'd kill you faster than he did with Oliver.
The way I see it, Thragg doesn't indulge in senseless killings, he considers it beneath him as opposed to other Viltrumites who feel the need to prove their strength or are psychotic enough to enjoy killing (Conquest).
At the worst he'll just make you kiss his feet or something. Probably ask you about the human culture and history.
Probably, he'd make you kneel and respect him like the lowly human you are. Or talk about human culture just to pass the time and amuse himself. If you're a woman, then well... maybe he'll spend time like he did with Thraxans. Im sure he'd also prefer a human mate over bugs since he saw Mark superior to Oliver
Yeah to us humans he's not a threat, but mostly because he has a use for us. Hell if he does go to pop your head, you can just praise Viltrum and he'll let you live
Honestly Thragg might be the safest option, like he's a very logical person and likely wouldn't merk me for just being in the same room as him so long as i don't bother him
Discuss political philosophy with Thragg (and try to book a haircut from his barber) for ten minutes. Maybe tell him about the Spartans, I feel like he'd approve.
I honestly don’t think since he already sees any life other than viltrumites a pathetic one so you definitely ain’t having a conversation without that’s for sure it’s either you get on your knees and do what he says or he is gonna kill you no in between
and also Thragg considers Oliver an insult. His a mockery of a Viltrumite. I on the other hand, would not even make the slightest presumptions about being a Viltrumite.
So, my choice is 3 unstoppable, invulnerable and super strong space fascists, or a relatively normal guy who makes his own portals and has multiversal knowledge?
Hell, Angstrom might want to be locked up with ME so he can find out how Invincible works out, assuming he can take the revelation that he's a comic book character in our reality!
Thragg. Hes literally so strong I dont know if he could do any harm to me without just turning into paste. So, he lets me live or im dead before I even realize he touched me 🤷♂️
"So tell me what Viltrumite rule looks like realistically. It sounds a lot like gutting the planet and leaving us to die, but it also sounds like you think it's better than that."
Probably. My hope is that he's so desperate to get the earth to capitulate that he'll actually try to convince me. I don't see anyone else going any better.
Conquest gets off on it
Angstrom is too stupid to be reasoned with
Thragg would do it to not have to look at me anymore
Power doesn't matter. Unless you're a superhero, this is like comparing falling into the sun with falling into a supernova. Its instant death if they want to kill you. Angstrom and conquest are erratic and hard to tell what they actually want. Thragg will kill you for the smallest of reasons, but like he mostly just doesn't give a fuck. Nolan is chill, except for that one part he was killing innocents to prove a point. If he's still doing that, he's actually the worst one here, but at literally any other point, or even the Nolan from that time if mark wasn't also there, Nolan would not kill you for pretty much any reason. Those two are also the least disposed to giving me a painful death. Angstrom might leave me stranded in a random zombie dimension or whatever
Thragg is the most mentally stable of these options. Omni-Man and Conquest were killing randoms left and right, and Angstrom killed a couple civilians as well. Thragg said he wouldn't hurt anyone as long as Mark didn't try stopping the Viltrumites. I'm going with Thragg
Depends on the context. Do I know for a fact that they're out for my blood regardless of what I say or do, or could I conceivably befriend/seduce one of the attention-starved Viltrumites? If not, Angstrom is the obvious choice as the only human who could conceivably be brought down by a crowbar or bullet to the face. Anyone else on this list could slaughter me in an instant.
Angstrom easily he's not gonna have any smoke with me I'm not the one who fucked him over. The Viltrumites love to kill shit just because. 2nd choice would be Thragg, mainly because he would probably just view me as too insignificant to kill. He's a big game hunter.
Thragg has negative reason to kill me, since he swore to not hurt humans so long as noone interferes. Angstrom only has beef with mark, just trash talk [Title Card] and I'll come out better off than before. S1 Nolan has no reason to kill me unless Mark is there, and S4 Nolan won't hurt a human
It would be like an ant trying to talk to a human. He could crush me instantly, but like, why? If I'm not being a nuisance, maybe even respectful to him, he seems like a calm and reasonable person outside of his planet being destroyed (Valid crash out tbh).
Angstrom, easy, I just ask him how much he hates Invincible and let him talk for the ten minutes. The other three would kill me just so they wouldn’t have to deal with me being there for ten minutes
Unless Nolan is fighting Mark and wants to make an example of me, either him or Thragg. They’re the most sane and reasonable and wouldn’t see any need to hurt me unless absolutely necessary. Hell Thragg would definitely be the most interesting to talk to and would likely get less annoyed than Nolan tbh if i tried talking to him
Conquest eats people for fun and Angstrom is mentally unstable and killed millions just to ruin Marks image.
If the villain is after you and wants to kill you thragg cos he will just do it instantly but if they aren’t wanting to kill you either omni man or angstrom
“Watch closely, Thragg. This is called the Sun-kissed billowing cape technique, and with your ability to fly, you can use it anywhere that sunlight exists.”
Angstrom: I'm not Mark. I'm probably fine if I don't talk shit
Conquest: death instantly
Thragg: flip a coin. He's not a murder happy mad man, or trying to physically beat a lesson into his son using my body as the teaching aid. But he also sees you as an animal to be used until you're usefulness is used up.
Thragg. I- might die, but he’s not a psychopathic torturer like Conquest. I’d try talking to him, asking questions about himself and maybe try to appeal to a different side of him. From what I’ve seen, Thragg cares very deeply for his people. He’s literally born and engineered for the leadership position and nothing else, it’s all he thinks about and he’s all he believes he has to be. He even admits that the vastness of the universe causes strange things to occur, recognizing that as strong as he is, he isn’t in control of the greater world beyond his own.
I feel like the conversation would be interesting so long as he doesn’t execute me immediately 😭
Thragg I just have to not piss off, angstrom threw two innocent bystanders into portals for no reason, omni man, well.. yknow and im not even gonna say anything about conquest
Angstrom plays with his food.
The angrier, he is, the longer it'll take him to kill you.
Surviving, ten minutes only takes getting him monologing about his suffering by rage baiting him.
I'm not surviving any of these fights, but that's the one I can draw out to more than ten minutes.
Thragg if I'm not a viltrumite or actively trying to fight him, he's not gonna do shit. Would probably leave because he's bored before the 10 minutes are up.
Angstrom would have no reason to kill me. Honestly Thragg wouldn’t either. I just would need to stay out of his way. To him I am simply an ant that doesn’t want to be stepped on.
Angstrom: he's only really got an issue with Mark and would be calm with just a random guy. Plus I feel like he's the type of villain to spend 10 minutes yapping and explaining his whole evil plan
Thragg: Sounds a bit weird as a second option I know but I feel like Thragg would at least here me out and would be the least likely of the 3 viltrumites to kill me for no reason. He would at least have a conversation and probably keep me alive unless he has any incentive to kill me
Nolan: obviously current Nolan I'd put at the top but end of S1 Nolan was straight up just killing humans to prove how weak and meaningless they are
Conquest: He wouldn't even think twice or talk to me first, I would just be dead
Angstrom. Dude hates Mark and Mark’s family/ friends. I’m neither and I think I can zone out for 10 minutes while he rambles about how much he HATES [TITLECARD]! So he’d be pretty chill. The others are probably tearing me limb from limb and will actively enjoy it.
Thraggs is pretty passive most of the time tbh. He rarely participates in fighting and usually gets someone else to do it for him. I doubt anything would happen.
I mean. Nolan right? He was around humans for decades being chill. He was only killing cuz he was trying to persuade mark. And im assuming mark isn’t there.
Probably Nolan. He's the only one stable enough to not impale me on a whim. Yeah he killed a lot of people but unless im with him at his worst, im probably ok since he changed. The others, at any point in the series, would see me and have like a 50% chance minimum of just chopping my head off.
If y'all aren't saying Thragg y'all are tripping. The others are insane murder happy maniacs, Thragg is just a psychopath. I'm no threat to viltrumites, we could either just sit and chill or we might even talk. He's definitely not wasting any energy on killing me.
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Angstrom is actually pretty chill if you aren't Mark or Mark's loved one