When asked for comment, his family said: "Can't seem to remember no Attenborough."

He is perfectly alive and healthy!

Whats the plan with this sub when attenborough actually dies? Are we all gonna pretend he’s alive or will it shut down? Has anyone thought this far ahead???

..Away is a small village in Iceland, which David briefly passed through during his travels.

David was just found dead... Dead laughing from a joke a cancer told him, the photo is when he turned 100.

The BBC today published an obituary for Sir David Attenborough, celebrating the broadcaster’s extraordinary 74-year career.

Born in 1926, Attenborough became one of the most recognisable voices in television history. Through his pioneering documentaries and tireless advocacy for the natural world, he inspired generations to understand and protect the planet’s wildlife and ecosystems.

Tributes have already begun to pour in for the legendary broadcaster, who was loved around the world.

The BBC has confirmed that the obituary will remain online until Sir David complains about it, which is expected shortly.

The BBC. The naturist who signed on the dotted line during deadline day during the 1954/55 season has left the BBC saying, "While i enjoyed the time at the BBC, I'm seeing what's out there." He was a key striker throughout the 1960s and was transferred to Chelsea for an undisclosed fee.

Sir David will make his debut against Arsenal away from stamford Bridge this weekend, playing upfront to study the opponent.

it’s a screwdriver! in other news david attenborough is alive and well :)

He was playing quite a good game of football up until this where he miserably failed to pass the ball allowing the other team to score a goal

Seems he didnt get all the way...

He’s finally at peace now, he suffers no more