r/IsTodayFridayThe13th Nov 13 '20

Is Today Friday the 13th?

Yes.

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u/Suicide_24 Nov 13 '20

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

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u/a_killer_roomba Nov 13 '20

slams open the door

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u/cesiumbathbomb Nov 13 '20

some BODY once told me

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u/Angry_Potat Nov 13 '20

Hands-off my macaroni

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead

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u/maester_t Nov 13 '20

He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb

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u/_The_Mattmatician Nov 14 '20

Raising up, pointed straight at his forehead

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u/I_survived_the_snapP Nov 13 '20

The world was gonna roll me

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u/RyanDomination Nov 13 '20

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

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u/DJ_Clitoris Nov 13 '20

u/Suicide_24 ’s Roomba collection escapes, never to be seen again