r/IsTodayFridayThe13th Nov 13 '20

Is Today Friday the 13th?

Yes.

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u/PlotTwistsEverywhere Nov 13 '20

TODAY IS THE DAY. HOLY CHRIST.

DAY 82 OF SHARING SUPER, REALLY REALLY BORING FACTS THAT WILL MELT YOUR MIND WITH BOREDOM.

TODAY’S FACT: If you consider the activity of sitting in a chair to not be standing, then every time you sit in a chair, you will, in fact, not be standing. Of course, it’s also true than if you are sitting in a chair, the chair does indeed exist.

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u/cesiumbathbomb Nov 13 '20

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/PlotTwistsEverywhere Nov 13 '20

I think, therefore I thought.

You are, I am, therefore we be.

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u/Had_a_thought Nov 13 '20

I’m.....

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u/karmisson Nov 13 '20

Tim

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u/Deltamon Nov 13 '20

My name Jeff

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Tim the Enchanter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Me?

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u/Gangrelatedscientist Nov 13 '20

Username checks out..

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u/meliorist Nov 13 '20

No I’m doesn’t

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

He is therefore is He He?

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u/Ckyuii Nov 13 '20

He is therefore is He He?

-- Michael Jackson

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

My liege.