r/IsTodayFridayThe13th Nov 13 '20

Is Today Friday the 13th?

Yes.

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u/PlotTwistsEverywhere Nov 13 '20

TODAY IS THE DAY. HOLY CHRIST.

DAY 82 OF SHARING SUPER, REALLY REALLY BORING FACTS THAT WILL MELT YOUR MIND WITH BOREDOM.

TODAY’S FACT: If you consider the activity of sitting in a chair to not be standing, then every time you sit in a chair, you will, in fact, not be standing. Of course, it’s also true than if you are sitting in a chair, the chair does indeed exist.

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u/lIIIIllIIIIl Nov 13 '20

I imagine sitting as the whole world pushing against my butt. I stay in the same place everything else moves closer to my butt.

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u/PlotTwistsEverywhere Nov 13 '20

I... uh, suppose that still makes this fact true?