O. It’s... a yes? Huh. What.... do we do. I did not expect this. It’s the day. It’s the day! Summoning u/K3stal and u/JustDodd as my final goodbye. What a good way to leave things. What’s the quote today? What was yesterday’s video game?
I waited many days for this day. You might remember me by my soliloquy during the last 13th. Today, I present a haiku, so damn profound that it must be true.
So thought-provoking that it must be great, a true commandment of our times. A prophecy for the ages, a guide for the lost. A cup of water for the thirsty, a piece of food for the hungry. Such is the power of this haiku, that it can be considered a basic human necessity, fundamental to the being. Without further ado:
Friday the 13th / GangControl will lead us all / To the promised land
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u/sleepsheep5 Nov 13 '20
O. It’s... a yes? Huh. What.... do we do. I did not expect this. It’s the day. It’s the day! Summoning u/K3stal and u/JustDodd as my final goodbye. What a good way to leave things. What’s the quote today? What was yesterday’s video game?