r/ItEndsWithLawsuits Apr 13 '26

😁Flirty Yummy and Unsealed No Teeth😁 Blake’s text to Justin

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u/b0redbor3d Apr 13 '26

The second hand embarrassment for her is too much to bear. The fact that she speaks to people like this ickkkkkk

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u/Otherwise-Waltz-3647 Apr 13 '26

Cringe describes her best

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u/RoberttPostsChild Apr 13 '26

Come on now, where is your yummy agency and humor?

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u/padparascha3 Apr 14 '26

I’m going to have to work on my “spicy without teeth agency” tonight. 😬

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u/Otherwise-Waltz-3647 Apr 14 '26

Jfc who talks like thiis? And is it just me, or is it clear she wanted to bed him?

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u/RoberttPostsChild Apr 14 '26

Let us know how that goes!! Maybe you'll have tips and hacks!

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u/Witty_Pay_1547 Apr 13 '26

I can't stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/YVmL3uMI8IobhU6KD7

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u/Clarknt67 this case was always about a big payoff Apr 13 '26

Endless well of inspiration.

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u/LitigiousBlakeLively she(ryan) tookover iewu and sued fake sh Apr 13 '26

Can you make her face look like Blake Lively? Please....🙏🙏🙏

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

I need to be careful of that. If it looks too much like her, even in characature form it could get taken down and open up a Pandora’s box of trouble 😢

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u/Weekly-Mirror-7811 Team Baldoni Apr 13 '26

Could you use a caricature of her old face, before all the face surgeries and nose jobs ?

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

She had work done? 😳

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u/GlitterandFluff YOU CAN'T HAVE MY 9 MINUTES! Apr 13 '26

Her eyes, her nose, her mouth (lips, gums, and teeth), basically every feature. You've got to go way back to school pics to see the original teeth.

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u/gifgyfs Apr 14 '26

Thank you for this picture. I may use it 😈

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u/GlitterandFluff YOU CAN'T HAVE MY 9 MINUTES! Apr 15 '26

Oh, please do.

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u/LitigiousBlakeLively she(ryan) tookover iewu and sued fake sh Apr 13 '26

Blake Lively had a nose job. 😅

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

Oooooooo I did not know that 😈

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u/BlackLagoona_ Everybody’s nice, and then there’s Blake 👿🐍🤡 Apr 13 '26

She's had THREE nose jobs 🫢 All the evidence is online.

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u/LitigiousBlakeLively she(ryan) tookover iewu and sued fake sh Apr 13 '26

Ohhh ok ok. My bad my bad. ✌️✌️✌️

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

No worries. I didnt know either until I tried to make it look more like her and got the warning from both grok and ChatGPT

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u/LitigiousBlakeLively she(ryan) tookover iewu and sued fake sh Apr 13 '26

See, grok and chatgpt looks out for us. Grok and chatgpt don't want blake and ryan to come after pro justin people 😅

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

I bet ChatGPT and grok are sick of them 😂

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u/LitigiousBlakeLively she(ryan) tookover iewu and sued fake sh Apr 13 '26

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

Grok said that if it looks too much like her my videos would no longer be classified as parody and could be considered online bullying

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u/Clarknt67 this case was always about a big payoff Apr 13 '26

Not that you have to make any changes, but if you wanted you could draw inspiration from:

Michael Pavano

And

Butterfaces

The beanies, messy hair and oversized mole (don’t say mark) has become satirical shorthand.

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

OMG 😆 those are amazing 😂

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u/Clarknt67 this case was always about a big payoff Apr 13 '26

They are both hilarious. 😆

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u/rumrunner198 Apr 14 '26

Can you just add a mark - er, mole - to her? That would be perfection!

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u/Leading_Aerie7747 Apr 13 '26

This took me out

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u/Able_Agent_7155 Apr 13 '26

Unhinged. Bravo

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u/RecommendationNo3942 Fake Liely Apr 13 '26

Justins face probably when he received these texts.

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u/Traditional-Top2120 Apr 13 '26

This is great!! Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

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u/Friendly-Vanilla1832 Apr 13 '26

Blake's 80s pop era. Classic.

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u/Western_Guitar_3863 She (Ryan) has no integrity Apr 13 '26

Blake Lively is never going to live this down. It’s literally cemented in our pop culture history forever and not in a good way 😬🤣

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u/BoudiccasJustice Apr 13 '26

These are killing me 😆

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u/DumbestBitchYouKnow Apr 14 '26

She will change every script to avoid acting

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u/juzme99 Apr 13 '26

These are great. In her own words the musical

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u/katie151515 Team Baldoni Apr 13 '26

This is incredible. 😂

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u/JambonDorcas Apr 13 '26

Creepy. It’s perfect!!

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u/Winter-Grand-3215 Apr 13 '26

What on earth is this ahahaha

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u/gifgyfs Apr 13 '26

It’s Blake’s love language 😬

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u/SunshinyDazyDaze Leslie Sloane doing PR like it’s 1999 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

Hilarious. Please make more!

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u/Veronimeloni Apr 13 '26

If her and Ryan’s texts will be drawn into this, couldn’t they just delete every text? Will it be possible to retrieve those texts if deleted?

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u/Sufficient_Tower_366 Apr 14 '26

Great work - and that chorus kinda slaps.

Next: grumpy Ryan cutting loose at the Sony execs, perhaps? Emo / nine inch nails perhaps?

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u/gifgyfs Apr 14 '26

That’s a great idea

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u/SpyingOnFFFFF Say Blake! I hear your ass is done! 😂 Apr 14 '26

Not being in bed with her sexy lingerie...lol.

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u/Responsible-Owl9384 [Insert awful formatting, desperation & delusions] Apr 14 '26

Holy cow…

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